One time, I was playing spin the bottle with a bunch of homies, a good mix of guys and gals. ? We had a rule going where if you didn't want to kiss someone of the same sex you had to shed an article of clothing. ? On top of that, we were pounding whiskey and beer like water. ? Also, the third time you kiss someone you have to get gnarlier with it. ? So after about an hour or two, we were all completely naked, and there was very little order to anything, we were just making out with eachother at random. ? I had my eyes set on this girl Lauren, who cut my hair once and happened to be a fox who was DFT, and we were naked in front of 10 people going at it in a well lit stairwell. ? And then we decided to move the party to this dudes house. ? Why? ? I don't know.
We get there, and it's dark, and it becomes apparent that everyone is WASTED beyond salvaging, and the evening is done. ? Lauren is on the sofa, and I curl up next to her. ? And then some dude is like, hey you guys can have the bed if you want, I'll take the sofa. ? So I'm all "hell yeah, this might happen" if I was even capable of thinking at that time. ? I know my penis was thinking that.
I stumble into this dark room, Lauren is still of the sofa, and this dude grabs me and tries to stubble fuck my face with his mouth, and I just start puking everywhere. ? I don't know if it was on purpose to get revenge for this motherfrankfurt trying to lure me into a trap, but I murdered his bed, his carpet, and his bathroom with projectile vomitting. ? I woke up the next day in the shower, with puke everywhere, completely naked. ? No one was there. ? I walked out and got in my car ? and I went skateboarding.
edit:Dtf, not dft.