Big fuckin' deal...
It was April 7th 1998. I was at My son's softball game, his team won the big game, so I rewarded him with a footlong corn dog, with extra fixin's. As it turns out, it was too much for lil Mike to deal with, so soon enough he was off to the restroom to let nature correct the problem. And who was in the stall next to him, dealing with his own footlong corn dog? That's right, George Michaels. He stood on the seat, looked over the partition, and told my son that he had the cutest lil dinky he'd ever seen. Soon enough, the cops kicked in the door, and the rest was history. Lil Mike however, has never been the same.