Author Topic: Aliens (Read 17594 times)

Clayton · « **on:** February 06, 2011, 03:19:57 PM »

I don't know about you guys, but I believe the fuck outta aliens. 75% of my nightmares as a child involved them. My mom was always super into them and she had this book lying around all the time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communion_%28book%29

I got to about page 100 and stopped reading. It was too fuckin scary.

popsiclesandskatin · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:34:08 PM »

There isnt anything that scares me more than aliens.
If they came down there isnt shit we would be able to do to stop them.
Ive seen some whacky shit in the sky before.
Its all so fucked.

happy face · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:34:57 PM »

finish the book dude. you will no longer be scared.

PFIASB. · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:08:11 PM »

you guys dont know shit until youve seen a UFH.

The Donger · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:21:43 PM »

What is there fascination with putting stuff in our butts?

Giovanni Falcone · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2011, 06:36:19 PM »

I'm pretty sure that video is CGI. But on the topic of aliens, we are aliens. We live on a Planet, in a Solar System with a Star. We have confirmed many other Stars like our own, a Sun is a Star if you didn't know that.

We travel in space, we've even gone to other planets (we sent robots). Now if we observe ourselves as we observe the Universe, there is no doubt that creatures like ourselves or something different are doing the same thing. Or did the same thing a thousand years ago, a million years ago, ten billion years ago, etc.

I've kinda broken my habit of reading the news everyday, but if you follow what NASA is doing on a regular basis you will see what I'm saying. Then you can consider all the hoopla about ufo/et cover ups, and then it becomes pretty obvious.

If you think I'm wrong and smoking the dope, you should consider that we once thought the World was flat and it took 3 months to travel from Europe to the Americas? Haven't times changed? Don't you think space travel will do the same?

grimcity · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2011, 06:58:55 PM »

I'm just pissed that NASA is so far behind what it could be. Shit- we made it to the moon with primitive gear, invented electric yet rugged buggies, and did it so often that the public interest actually went too far down to carry any real political weight. In the fucking 60's!

Not that there haven't been some amazing things coming out of the agency, but if it weren't for politics, we'd have had human feet on ~~the moon~~ Mars and a rugged probe inside Europa right now. NASA's probably my favorite agency, but they have a history of being underfunded and completely mismanaged.

Edited for dhuur^

Councilman Doug · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:20:08 PM »

that video sketched me out

Chris · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:33:17 PM »

Quote from: popsiclesandskatin on February 06, 2011, 03:34:08 PM

There isnt anything that scares me more than aliens.
If they came down there isnt shit we would be able to do to stop them.
Ive seen some whacky shit in the sky before.
Its all so fucked.

Unless they are like the movie Idiocracy.

DeerTay · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:38:36 PM »

Just looking at the shear number of stars out in space, there has to be another form of intelligent life. I'd be more shocked if you told me there was nothing out there, than if you said there's life on planet xyz and they all have bigspin back tails like Kalis.
If that video is real...holy fuck!

bumptobar · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:27:39 PM »

Fuck yeah aliens exist.

Anyone watch "Ancient aliens" on history? Thats s good show.

Monty Burns · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:49:44 PM »

I do belive there is more out there , fosils , bugs , bacteria , sea life , plant life , another humanoid race just like us or maybe even some more alian looking thing like in the movies . theres just too much space for it to not be

but as for ending up on camera on shitty shows and youtube clips , abdubting hillbillys and crazy ppl , killing cows and making weird
symbols in crop fields , or building pyramids and shit like that fuck that

advanced techonogy to travel billions of light years to kidnapp some yokel and kill his cows and ending up on some ufo show . doesnt sound right now does it ...

Tyroneshoelaces · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:03:26 PM »

Quote from: henrelephant on February 06, 2011, 07:20:08 PM

that video sketched me out

me too, even though i know it is probably fake. when i was a kid i always had nightmares about aliens abducting me and stuff...especially after i saw that movie "fire in the sky". that movie had me spooked for a couple years. aliens are assholes.

blackalbino · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:15:14 PM »

Quote from: Tyroneshoelaces on February 06, 2011, 09:03:26 PM

Quote from: henrelephant on February 06, 2011, 07:20:08 PM
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that video sketched me out
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aliens are assholes.

how can you say that? have you ever met one? i don't think so. what if they are really nice dudes just here for the beer.

john04o8 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:24:47 PM »

ancient paintings have ufo in them,so i guess theyre real but who cares
anybody believe in that 2012 bullshit?

Clayton · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:26:27 PM »

Another angle of the first video for those in disbelief.

ticklefingers · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:32:35 PM »

Lordata · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:40:03 PM »

Quote from: Clayton on February 06, 2011, 09:26:27 PM

Another angle of the first video for those in disbelief.

oh fuck, now I'm sketched.
Two angles? shitz.

john04o8 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:02:44 PM »

are crop circles real then? not talking about that 2x4 with a rope bullshit

daddy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:24:08 PM »

it's all real

David · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:37:04 PM »

Video games, too

Lordata · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Lordata on February 06, 2011, 09:40:03 PM

Quote from: Clayton on February 06, 2011, 09:26:27 PM
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Another angle of the first video for those in disbelief.

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oh fuck, now I'm sketched.
Two angles? shitz.

haha nm, if you look closely you can tell it's a picture/lcd screen in the background of that one. get's all linely when they zoom in.

brycickle · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2011, 02:39:17 AM »

Quote from: blackalbino on February 06, 2011, 09:15:14 PM

Quote from: Tyroneshoelaces on February 06, 2011, 09:03:26 PM
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Quote from: henrelephant on February 06, 2011, 07:20:08 PM
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that video sketched me out
[close]

aliens are assholes.
[close]

how can you say that? have you ever met one? i don't think so. what if they are really nice dudes just here for the beer.

Then we're even more fucked:

dolphinstyle. · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:10:55 AM »

Quote from: grimcity on February 06, 2011, 06:58:55 PM

I'm just pissed that NASA is so far behind what it could be. Shit- we made it to the moon with primitive gear, invented electric yet rugged buggies, and did it so often that the public interest actually went too far down to carry any real political weight. In the fucking 60's!

Not that there haven't been some amazing things coming out of the agency, but if it weren't for politics, we'd have had human feet on the moon and a rugged probe inside Europa right now. NASA's probably my favorite agency, but they have a history of being underfunded and completely mismanaged.

Tom: It's a lovely day for a launch, here, live at Cape Canaveral, at
the lower end of the Florida Peninsula, and the purpose of
today's mission is truly, really electrifying.
Man 2: That's correct, Tom. The lion's share of this flight will be
devoted to the study of the effects of weightlessness on tiny
screws.
Tom: Unbelievable, and just imagine the logistics of weightlessness.
And of course, this could have literally millions of applications
here on Earth -- everything from watchmaking to watch repair.
Homer: Boring.
[tries to switch channels, but the batteries fall from the
remote control]
No! The batteries!
Tom: Now let's look at the crew a little.
Man 2: They're a colorful bunch. They've been dubbed "the Three
Musketeers". Heh heh heh --
Tom: And we laugh legitimately. There's a mathematician, a different
_kind_ of mathematician, and a statistician.
Homer: Make it stop! [panics]
Bart: Oh no, not another boring space launch. Change the channel.
Change the channel!
Homer: I can't! I can't!
[Bart dives for the plug and tears it from the wall]
[He and Homer both sigh]

landCow · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:03:31 AM »

do aliens exist? fuck yes. look at all the stars and planets that we know off. there must be something out there somewhere, even if it is just a single celled organism. of course i want a fully formed humanoid species to be out there somewhere.

are they hyper intelligent beings who have mastered intergalactic travel? hmmmmm of course its possible, who knows whats really out there.

are they coming to earth to leave crop circles and abduct people only to give them anal probes? seriously fucking doubtful. it can be fun to believe in such things, I mean dont get me wrong i would love for all the crop circles and sightings to be alien but i really really have my doubts that many if any claims of close encounters are real.

thats my two cents. I want to beleive

LesbianPUNCH · « **Reply #25 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:34:50 AM »

ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE.

David · « **Reply #26 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:39:34 AM »

^Guess that means you haven't seen UFOs?

jay · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:42:00 AM »

Pippen · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:25:49 AM »

Quote from: Monty Burns on February 06, 2011, 08:49:44 PM

I do belive there is more out there , fosils , bugs , bacteria , sea life , plant life , another humanoid race just like us or maybe even some more alian looking thing like in the movies . theres just too much space for it to not be

but as for ending up on camera on shitty shows and youtube clips , abdubting hillbillys and crazy ppl , killing cows and making weird
symbols in crop fields , or building pyramids and shit like that fuck that

advanced techonogy to travel billions of light years to kidnapp some yokel and kill his cows and ending up on some ufo show . doesnt sound right now does it ...

yes

LesbianPUNCH · « **Reply #29 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:38:47 AM »

Quote from: David on February 07, 2011, 08:39:34 AM

^Guess that means you haven't seen UFOs.

Nah, I've seen all the shows. UFOs are real. So are tarrot card readings and the boogyman. And the movie Paranormal Activity. And Zeitgeist movie, everything they say, I pledge allegiance.

Author Topic: Aliens (Read 17594 times)

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