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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #180 on: March 30, 2011, 06:59:44 AM »
This ones quite sad, but the general public.

people walking around not looking where theyre going because theyre texting or whatever
drivers who dont indicate or drive much slower than the speed limit or go quite fast then emergency break for no reason
people who when youre skating on the pavement stand in your way on purpose just to be a dick
tramps who beg me for money, i dont mind giving them money but i cant afford to give money to all 20 or so of them that hang around the city centre and they shouldnt try and make me feel bad about that
people in shops who take like an hour to pay because theyre trying to use exact change
the people who work in chinese restraunts where i live, theyre all rude as fuck
people in the street who try and rope you into conversations about jesus and shit
went to a photography class and at the end the teacher went round asking what people like to take photos of, half of the class (average 50 year olds who are very self important) laughed at me when i said skateboarding
on that last note^ people who turn up late to class because they just had to get a starbucks

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #181 on: March 30, 2011, 08:58:34 AM »
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People wearing hands-free headsets whilst walking down the street. Your phone is in your pocket, use your fucking hands, you absolute cunt.
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I do that too...

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Exceedingly.
I also hate happy people. Children's TV presenters, in particular.
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Happy people are the worst. When I worked at a grocery store, I had to smile at every customer and it killed me. It got to the point to where if i would see a happy child or person I would just scowl at them.
Shit, when I worked fast food and front counter or drive thru (FFUUU!!!) was my duty I never smiled, said how's your day, etc. I got some calls about how I never ask how their, customers, day was. Some guy even confronted me at front counter and said I need to say how's your day, what can I get for you. If your the only idiot here and I'm standing at the register, do I need to say shit. Another guy got pissed because I stood there. Fuck customer service. I hate how people expect others to ask stupid question like this? Do I care about your day, you're only going to say good or fine.





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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #182 on: March 30, 2011, 10:04:01 AM »
22 year old dudes talking about being "real estate tycoons" because they bought their first house and rent the bottom floor to someone. I couldn't tell you any reason why I hate it. I just do.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #183 on: March 30, 2011, 10:36:56 AM »
Wiz Khalifa fans.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #184 on: March 30, 2011, 10:47:07 AM »
Wiz Khalifa's stupid ass stoner laugh
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #185 on: March 30, 2011, 10:59:38 AM »
I think everything I hate is for a reason but...

Morbidly obese people riding around on rascal scooter type wheelchairs
Freestyle Motocross and all things associated with it
Most child actors in commercials and on tv

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #186 on: March 30, 2011, 11:06:09 AM »
people that say you're too old to skate when you're in your 20s

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #187 on: March 30, 2011, 11:09:26 AM »
people that say you're too old to skate when you're in your 20s
When I was 16 I was skating behind some restaurant waiting for a friend of mine to get out of work and go skate. The old ass Italian dude that owned the place came out and asked how old I was. I said 16 and he goes "You still playin with that shit?". Awesome.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #188 on: March 30, 2011, 11:27:06 AM »
James Franco- done nothing to earn my hate, but he just reminds me of every "popular" guy i knew in high school that was popular for no apparent reason, and if anything seemed pretty stupid (and yeah i know franco is a college graduate blah blah)

Aging hippies who now have serious careers, but cant' shake their hippie beleifs; my history teacher is always wearing annoying peta shirts and recalling rallies she participated in during the 60's.

Feminists- "You know, they want everything to be equal, everything. But when the check comes, where are they?" - Costanza

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #189 on: March 30, 2011, 11:31:12 AM »
I hate it when people repeatedly press the button to open train doors before its illuminated and being subsequently pissed off by it not working. Who is in that much of a rush that they cant wait til the button is functioning before trying to use it? Peoples is dumb.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #190 on: March 30, 2011, 01:40:56 PM »
i love feminism

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #191 on: March 30, 2011, 02:43:17 PM »
i love feminism

Ok, so I don't hate them for no reason, just hate them.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #192 on: March 30, 2011, 03:44:40 PM »
men with knee high socks (andrew allen and andy roy, you get a pass)
blackberry phones
australia
upside down crosses
twitter
people who talk about twitter or facebook or any of their online personas in real life
poodles and chihuahuas
people who give a shit about expensive cars/ racecars
helmet mohawks

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #193 on: March 30, 2011, 03:59:12 PM »
rain :'(

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #194 on: March 30, 2011, 04:26:10 PM »
people who actually say "that's just how i/we roll" out loud  >:(
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #195 on: March 30, 2011, 07:07:31 PM »
I hate:

Being sick (especially when it's not my fault)
Gangs
People think that they are better than me cause they smoke weed/drink
Parties (I just don't understand them)
Racism
Girls that don't date outside of their race
Faded Jeans
Flexfit hats

I have reasons for most of these though.
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #196 on: March 30, 2011, 08:42:25 PM »

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #197 on: March 30, 2011, 08:48:20 PM »
the water on top of ketchup if it isnt shaken up

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #198 on: March 30, 2011, 08:49:14 PM »
lists

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #199 on: March 30, 2011, 08:51:15 PM »
the water on top of ketchup if it isnt shaken up

Fuck that shit. Same with mustard.

I fucking hate fat people. Unless you're funny, if you're obese, I want to feed you to the fishes. And even if you are funny and fat I usually hate you anyways.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #200 on: March 30, 2011, 08:55:28 PM »
Did I already say Fauxhawks? God Damn there has never been a hairstyle that has pissed me off so much as the Fauxhawk. If you're going to be faggot enough to get a mohawk at least have the balls to go all the way and cut the rest of your hair instead of just pretending your a kid in the bathtub playing with your hair. Sooo many Douchers wear fauxhawks it's unbelievable. Just slap on a tapout tee or a polo and you're every fratboy since the year 2000.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #201 on: March 31, 2011, 06:40:38 AM »
Tyler Perry movies. Each and every one of them are the same. Black chick is having a hard time with her life because her husband beats her or some shit like that. Cries to her family or friends and then becomes a strong black woman by finding another dude to bang or something similar. Tyler Perry movies are also pretty racist.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #202 on: March 31, 2011, 08:02:32 AM »
I hate watching nude/sex scenes in movies with my family.

I don't care how old I am that shit will forever be awkward. My kids will probably feel the same way one day.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #203 on: March 31, 2011, 08:22:06 AM »
I hate watching nude/sex scenes in movies with my family.

I don't care how old I am that shit will forever be awkward. My kids will probably feel the same way one day.

well then try and make it worse for your kids, when you see a sex scene with them shout stuff like "PHHHWOAR HES GIVING IT TO HER GOOD, STICK IT IN HER POOPER!! SHELL LOVE IT" "heh heh just like your mom" *nudge nudge*

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #204 on: March 31, 2011, 08:52:29 AM »
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the water on top of ketchup if it isnt shaken up
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Fuck that shit. Same with mustard.

I fucking hate fat people. Unless you're funny, if you're obese, I want to feed you to the fishes. And even if you are funny and fat I usually hate you anyways.
even worse: fat comedians who make fun of themselves being fat. milkin it to the max.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #205 on: March 31, 2011, 09:13:39 AM »
I hate:

Being sick (especially when it's not my fault)
Gangs
People think that they are better than me cause they smoke weed/drink
Parties (I just don't understand them)

Racism
Girls that don't date outside of their race
Faded Jeans
Flexfit hats

I have reasons for most of these though.

The former is the reason you hate the latter. Not drinking makes everything shitty.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #206 on: March 31, 2011, 09:17:48 AM »
I'd also like to add that I HATE people (I.E. hipster type chicks) who throw around the word 'amazing' like it's nothing. Example: Stupid girl sees stupid shirt at american apparel "Wow, that's kind of amazing.." tastes shitty vegan brownie "Woow, this is kind of amazing" goes to decemberists concert "That opening band was actually sort of amazing"
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #207 on: March 31, 2011, 09:27:26 AM »
Beggars are the worst.

People who wear helmets for water sports.

Cyclists who wear all that weird shit like spandex, those weird shoes and rear view mirrors sticking out their domepiece.

People who aren't my friends that hit me up to go film.

And whoever said girls who won't date outside of their race.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #208 on: March 31, 2011, 09:42:30 AM »
Beggars are the worst.

People who wear helmets for water sports.

Cyclists who wear all that weird shit like spandex, those weird shoes and rear view mirrors sticking out their domepiece.

People who aren't my friends that hit me up to go film.

And whoever said girls who won't date outside of their race.

I offer them food, they wont take it unless its money. fuck em.

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« Reply #209 on: March 31, 2011, 09:49:45 AM »
Besides "Hate On" I can't stand "Epic Fail"
It reminds me of the movie Sixteen Candles when Samantha is on the bus and the  two geeks with jockstraps on their heads shoot the laser guns at her and say "Score. Direct Hit." Those are the same kind of dorks that would say "Epic Fail."