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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #360 on: February 21, 2026, 11:45:14 PM »
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There are many valid reasons to hate TikTok
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can you show me where on the doll that tiktok hurt you
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I've never been on it, but it's totally fucked both of my daughters' brains. As much as I've tried to restrict it, they're like full-on crack fiends for TikTok and so are all their friends. Even if I block it on their phones, they find other ways to get on. My one daughter looked at one eating disorder video and then ED vids clogged her stream, then she ended up in the hospital. Fuck TikTok.

Jesus I’m sorry.   


I know I’m not a parent so I’m told I can’t understand but I get really frustrated when I see my friends start to tablet up their children. 

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #361 on: February 22, 2026, 01:26:13 AM »
I hate the panda on enjoi boards. I hate Element. I hate transworld.
i hate that scientology guy from Braile skateboards. I hate Jamie Foys red bull hat.... I hate Andy Anderson's "style". I hate Andy Andersons helmet.
I hate Barbie.
I hate seeing Heroin Egg boards.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #362 on: February 27, 2026, 07:48:20 AM »
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There are many valid reasons to hate TikTok
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can you show me where on the doll that tiktok hurt you
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I've never been on it, but it's totally fucked both of my daughters' brains. As much as I've tried to restrict it, they're like full-on crack fiends for TikTok and so are all their friends. Even if I block it on their phones, they find other ways to get on. My one daughter looked at one eating disorder video and then ED vids clogged her stream, then she ended up in the hospital. Fuck TikTok.
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Jesus I’m sorry.   


I know I’m not a parent so I’m told I can’t understand but I get really frustrated when I see my friends start to tablet up their children.

I get really frustarted when people try to blame parents when the apps are specifically designed to make teens addicted. Meta's own research verifies this and shows parental monitoring does little to curb social media addiction for kids.  They can even get on TikTok from school issued ipads/chromebooks.

When my older daughter turned 12, she saw some tiktok on her friend's phone that was labeled as "how I beat my ED", but it was really "how to develop an ED" and she just stopped eating. She spent almost 6 months in the hospital and a residential program. I've done my absolute best to restrict it, but at school all her friends have phones and are making TikTok videos. Wu-Tang albums and Big Brother mags may have fucked me up a little when I was 12, but this shit is going to be the downfall of Gen Alpha.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #363 on: February 27, 2026, 05:51:08 PM »
When people write “am” incorrectly in sentences. I knew someone that typed like this and it bugs the shit out of me.

Ex: hey guys, am gonna pick up some beers for the party.
     
quit beers. picked up a board. now I damage the outside of my body

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #364 on: March 03, 2026, 11:29:16 AM »
one of my favorites:

any alarm that continues to sound off yet be ignored

"what is that noise"
"the fire alarm, we just ignore it"
"how do we know if there is a fire?"
"we've never had a fire"
"but how would you know to move during a fire?"
"we've never had a fire so there is no reason to worry about it"

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #365 on: March 03, 2026, 12:28:25 PM »
When people write “am” incorrectly in sentences. I knew someone that typed like this and it bugs the shit out of me.

Ex: hey guys, am gonna pick up some beers for the party.
     

Grammatically speaking, "am" is correctly used in your example [the subject ("I") is just gaped].
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #366 on: March 03, 2026, 01:10:15 PM »
I dislike people who are quick to leave bad reviews in general, but the worst are people who leave 1 Star reviews for a product because it got lost in the mail or something.

"ONE STAR. BAD PRADUCT. NEVR GET TO MY HOUSE! WISH I COLD LEAVE ZERO STAR!!!11"

Or even worse, people who leave shitty reviews because THEY bought the wrong thing...

"ONE STAR! AIR FITLER DONT FIT 2002 OLDMOBILE ALERO! THEY SHOLD SAY IN DISCRIPTON THAT IT DONT FIT OLDMOLBEL ALERO!"

I guess boomers literally don't understand they're reviewing the actual product, not their experience with the store they bought it from.

"WAL MARTS WAS OUT OF HUNGRY MAN NASHVILLE HOT CHIKEN FROZED DINNER THIS IS A OUTRAGE WE EAT THIS MEAL EVRY WENDDAY SINCE GERALD GOT BACK FORM THE WAR UNACSEPTIBLE I WIL NO LONGGER BE SUPPORING HUNGRY MAN FROZED MEALS!"

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #367 on: March 03, 2026, 01:13:02 PM »
I dislike people who are quick to leave bad reviews in general, but the worst are people who leave 1 Star reviews for a product because it got lost in the mail or something.

"ONE STAR. BAD PRADUCT. NEVR GET TO MY HOUSE! WISH I COLD LEAVE ZERO STAR!!!11"

Or even worse, people who leave shitty reviews because THEY bought the wrong thing...

"ONE STAR! AIR FITLER DONT FIT 2002 OLDMOBILE ALERO! THEY SHOLD SAY IN DISCRIPTON THAT IT DONT FIT OLDMOLBEL ALERO!"

I guess boomers literally don't understand they're reviewing the actual product, not their experience with the store they bought it from.

"WAL MARTS WAS OUT OF HUNGRY MAN NASHVILLE HOT CHIKEN FROZED DINNER THIS IS A OUTRAGE WE EAT THIS MEAL EVRY WENDDAY SINCE GERALD GOT BACK FORM THE WAR UNACSEPTIBLE I WIL NO LONGGER BE SUPPORING HUNGRY MAN FROZED MEALS!"

When reading Google or product customer reviews u have to remember that these are the type of people that leave reviews. Absolute nut jobs 99% of the time

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #368 on: March 03, 2026, 05:29:47 PM »
I hate Nyja's shorts.

Me too, dude.

I love all the other shit you guys are complaining about, though!
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #369 on: March 04, 2026, 08:22:34 AM »
pickle chips
“Oh boy lemme post a link to an IG story that only exists for 24 hours that will likely be deleted 47 seconds after it was posted!”

SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE HOLY FUCK.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #370 on: March 04, 2026, 08:53:06 AM »
pickle chips
pickle flavored potato chips is forseeable but thou shall not besmirch thine deep-fried dill pickle coins


im fat

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #371 on: March 04, 2026, 10:23:06 AM »
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pickle flavored potato chips is forseeable but thou shall not besmirch thine deep-fried dill pickle coins


im fat

deep fried pickles are fire. dill pickle flavored potato chips are the work of the devil.
“Oh boy lemme post a link to an IG story that only exists for 24 hours that will likely be deleted 47 seconds after it was posted!”

SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE HOLY FUCK.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #372 on: March 04, 2026, 02:43:33 PM »
aalot of the good skaters out here be playing basketball when they chilling and shit and it just makes me mad. not really but a little bit. i think its cause i wasted so much time being a hooper before i knew about the joys of skating. skateboarding is far far superior. fuck basketball skating is where its at
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #373 on: March 06, 2026, 05:42:23 AM »
I hate rockabilly shit. I hate Mike Ness and I hate hot rod flames.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #374 on: March 06, 2026, 06:40:56 AM »
I hate rockabilly shit. I hate Mike Ness and I hate hot rod flames.

you are not alone

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #375 on: March 06, 2026, 08:08:34 AM »
i hate people who go on vacation to resorts in dominican and cuba and shit
i never really understood why but i think i finally realized why
cause its just like bleeding entitlement like all these mfers are barely getting by you just come and blubber down and get white girl wasted and throw garbage and puke all over the place. wack. i never once been to any of those places in my life.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #376 on: March 06, 2026, 08:13:20 AM »
i hate people who go on vacation to resorts in dominican and cuba and shit
i never really understood why but i think i finally realized why
cause its just like bleeding entitlement like all these mfers are barely getting by you just come and blubber down and get white girl wasted and throw garbage and puke all over the place. wack. i never once been to any of those places in my life.

i get what youre saying, but im gonna assume that the revenue that those places get from tourism is pretty high, meaning some locals rely on the tourists to make ends meet. ive never been to either of these places so i dont actually know.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #377 on: March 06, 2026, 08:27:12 AM »
i hate people who go on vacation to resorts in dominican and cuba and shit
i never really understood why but i think i finally realized why
cause its just like bleeding entitlement like all these mfers are barely getting by you just come and blubber down and get white girl wasted and throw garbage and puke all over the place. wack. i never once been to any of those places in my life.
Been to Jamaica twice for weddings, and Dominican twice for weddings. Since my trips were for weddings, we were in some 4-5 star resorts.  The food in Jamaica was absolutely incredible, and the workers at the resorts were amazing.  Met a really cool local that does spear fishing, and hunts and lives off the land as much as possible.  I'd honestly go back to Jamaica since I had a blast there.  Overall, I'd rather go travelling instead of doing the resort thing, but the resort is nice when you just want to escape winter and have no responsibilities.

Here is the Youtube channel of the guy I met there.  He is a legend. 

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #378 on: March 06, 2026, 08:29:41 AM »
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i hate people who go on vacation to resorts in dominican and cuba and shit
i never really understood why but i think i finally realized why
cause its just like bleeding entitlement like all these mfers are barely getting by you just come and blubber down and get white girl wasted and throw garbage and puke all over the place. wack. i never once been to any of those places in my life.
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i get what youre saying, but im gonna assume that the revenue that those places get from tourism is pretty high, meaning some locals rely on the tourists to make ends meet. ive never been to either of these places so i dont actually know.

i realize not everyone gonna do this... but...
I think you could go on a skate trip and buy lots of shit from the local businesses and do more good for ppl who really need it. Even leaving a board at the end of a trip could be really meaningful to someone there, could be really hard to get boards there.

i would gather elite world banksters probably reap a huge % of the money from resorts still and only very few selected from within the country corrupted are getting continuous bribes to allow it to continue to exist in this manner. just by how the world seems to operate...

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #379 on: March 06, 2026, 08:52:41 AM »
I hate the extreme metal design motifs all these new clothing companies are doing

Ill be like trying to see what it is and itll be like a travis scott shirt and now i look like a weirdo for looking too long

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #380 on: March 06, 2026, 10:03:41 PM »
Oar fish.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #381 on: March 09, 2026, 03:11:59 PM »
Oar fish.

Whoa those things are freaky.

I feel like they coulda just named that “sea monster” and everybody woulda been like, “yup!”


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #382 on: March 13, 2026, 06:17:18 PM »
it’s no things you hate for good reason thread

But people who put there used water bottle up to the dispenser and touch it. Shit makes me so mad
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #383 on: March 13, 2026, 07:45:02 PM »
Panel discussions where the wireless mic is flesh colored and very thin. When I see this set up at conferences I immediately think the people on the panel are selling something. If it’s a lapel mic I am not put off in the least bit.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #384 on: March 18, 2026, 02:34:13 PM »
Fuck Alex Karp, but there's reason for that

My GF has been on this kick of saying 'touché' any time it even remotely fits. Just yesterday I told her "you gotta chill with this 'touché' shit".
She says, "touché..."
I say, "see that's a proper use of touché... but stop...."
"I guess I'll just go back to 'bet'."  :-X
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #385 on: March 19, 2026, 01:41:05 PM »
I found out I can absolutely not deal with people who close their eyes when they're talking. Like going into some deep focus reverie or whatever. On top of that the person in question is a teacher and I'll bet my ass the kids are tearing her apart for it. It triggers me so hard I have to look away when she starts talking.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #386 on: April 06, 2026, 04:18:02 PM »
I hate when black ppl [im black] try to force Dominicans to claim black and the whole “im not black im domician” joke.

Like who gives af, shit is a bad look. To me only ppl that’s “black” is African Americans, Jamaicans claim Jamaica, African immigrants claim Ghana or Nigeria or whatever first before black. Dominicans claim the dr it’s not that hard to understand. Plus all of them not black they like triple mixed.

A lot of you guys are smart and woke[non degretory] plz educate me if this is ignorant. This is really a non issue, some social media shit but it really bothers me can’t lie
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #387 on: April 06, 2026, 11:06:49 PM »
The name “J. Kenji Lopez-Alt.” Not the person just the name. He’s a chef I keep hearing about.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #388 on: April 07, 2026, 11:29:46 AM »
hyphenated last names in general burn my ass
just pick one and let your birth certificate do the rest

its ja boy, ALEXANDER SHERWIN - WILLLYUMS!
Put some respect on some more (but not all) of my grandparents' names

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #389 on: April 08, 2026, 11:24:59 AM »
The name “J. Kenji Lopez-Alt.” Not the person just the name. He’s a chef I keep hearing about.

His chocolate chip cookie recipe is hands down the best one I've ever made though. Along with everything out of both of his cook books.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.