Nollie flip trick over a bench or something to clear the stairs or trick on the hubba.
A long ass slide to flip out.
At least one trick up the stairs or hubba, which will be followed with a crouching pump to fakie on the quarter, then back down the stairs.
He'll check Berra's list and get one of the few remaining nbd@berrics manuals.
He'll also have patchy facial hair, pants that are too long, and it'll be more than obvious he's trying to tame his wacky style.. hopefully to some avail.