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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #90 on: June 04, 2011, 11:40:49 PM »
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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #91 on: June 04, 2011, 11:44:03 PM »
bob dylan.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2011, 12:18:51 AM »
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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2011, 12:20:28 AM »
bob dylan.
dylan NEEDS to be in footage
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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2011, 08:23:19 AM »
the filmer should never turn the camera around to his face to provide his reaction, no-one gives a shit.

NKA shit, fuck that

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #95 on: June 05, 2011, 10:32:54 AM »
I hate it when you're really into the scene but the girl is really trying to oversell how much pleasure she is getting and she has a shitty sounding voice. 
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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #96 on: June 05, 2011, 12:02:09 PM »
I hate it when you're really into the scene but the girl is really trying to oversell how much pleasure she is getting and she has a shitty sounding voice. 
Camera guys who keep talking are even worse.
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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #97 on: June 05, 2011, 12:52:37 PM »
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I hate it when you're really into the scene but the girl is really trying to oversell how much pleasure she is getting and she has a shitty sounding voice. 
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Camera guys who keep talking are even worse.
it sucks when they put their grabby little hands in the shot too
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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #99 on: June 05, 2011, 01:15:26 PM »
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I hate it when you're really into the scene but the girl is really trying to oversell how much pleasure she is getting and she has a shitty sounding voice. 
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Camera guys who keep talking are even worse.
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it sucks when they put their grabby little hands in the shot too
i hate it when somebody shots pictures using a flash and you hear the clickclick sound like in a skatevid.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #100 on: June 05, 2011, 01:28:20 PM »
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I hate it when you're really into the scene but the girl is really trying to oversell how much pleasure she is getting and she has a shitty sounding voice. 
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Camera guys who keep talking are even worse.
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it sucks when they put their grabby little hands in the shot too

guilty of this, will try to tone it down.

also yeah, this thread is an embarrassment...terrible.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #101 on: June 06, 2011, 05:36:38 AM »
ramp slo mo-ing voices after an average trick with overly stoked fans.


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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #102 on: June 06, 2011, 06:33:05 AM »
right now my biggest peeve when watching skate vids is when someone is skating switch and then just changes there stance mid push, or vice versa......any time anyone changes there stance during a line or setting up for a trick should kill themselves, just do a switch 180 if you come out of a trick fakie, or even a kickturn for fucks sake......what else?

hell ya. fuck sneaky stance switches.
In actuality, it's a silly body varial. You are fooling no one, and it's nearly as ugly as pushing mongo.

I'm pretty sure guys do this because they are ashamed of throwing a simple switch-180, 180, kickturn, shove-it or varial flip (or whatever is needed to set up) into the line. 

Which brings me to my next rant: fuck highlight reel / hammer / banger edits. Show some actual skateboarding.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #103 on: June 06, 2011, 10:52:55 AM »
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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #104 on: June 06, 2011, 11:01:52 AM »
I didn't read the whole thread but... MGMT!!
And if it's "Kids" you should really think about switching your board to a bmx or something.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #105 on: June 06, 2011, 03:26:22 PM »
wristguards

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #106 on: June 06, 2011, 05:08:03 PM »
fun. fun isnt allowed anymore.


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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #107 on: June 06, 2011, 05:39:12 PM »
fun. fun isnt allowed anymore.
That's what makes it so fun!

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #108 on: June 06, 2011, 07:18:09 PM »
When dudes finish on a girls face or when a chick swallows. Seriously how is that sexy at all?

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #109 on: June 06, 2011, 10:23:20 PM »

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #110 on: June 06, 2011, 11:39:40 PM »
diarrhea, bestiality, beheadings, anyone not cool buying fresh produce or cereal. 

actually the good kind of bestiality is welcome.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #111 on: June 07, 2011, 06:49:52 AM »
When dudes finish on a girls face or when a chick swallows. Seriously how is that sexy at all?

have you ever got a girl in the face before? its a moment worth reliving no matter the vice

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #112 on: June 07, 2011, 08:11:33 AM »
wiping sweat off your face shouldnt bother you, that just makes you super picky.  something that trips me out in footage is when in lines the first flatground trick the skater is riding than pops and when he lands you realize hes goin the other direction and that was just a nollie or fakie or whatever the situation be, hard to explain, but i dont dislike it, it just always trips me out

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #113 on: June 07, 2011, 08:26:51 AM »
when young pro land new style gnarly trendy trick then old washed up pro on the team provides his reaction and makes the clio all about themselves.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #114 on: June 07, 2011, 09:37:50 AM »
I hate it when you're really into the scene but the girl is really trying to oversell how much pleasure she is getting and she has a shitty sounding voice. 

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #115 on: June 07, 2011, 09:44:36 AM »
wristguards

Injury rehabilitation is for wusses. Guy should have worn this on the back 270 lip to demonstrate his disregard of his health.


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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2011, 11:13:03 AM »
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right now my biggest peeve when watching skate vids is when someone is skating switch and then just changes there stance mid push, or vice versa......any time anyone changes there stance during a line or setting up for a trick should kill themselves, just do a switch 180 if you come out of a trick fakie, or even a kickturn for fucks sake......what else?
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hell ya. fuck sneaky stance switches.
In actuality, it's a silly body varial. You are fooling no one, and it's nearly as ugly as pushing mongo.

I'm pretty sure guys do this because they are ashamed of throwing a simple switch-180, 180, kickturn, shove-it or varial flip (or whatever is needed to set up) into the line. 

Which brings me to my next rant: fuck highlight reel / hammer / banger edits. Show some actual skateboarding.
i odnt know what the fuck you guys are talking about i think its sick as shit when someone just does a quick powerslide or switches stances mid push, i like some spontaneity especially in lines. no ones trying to fool you, or get away with anything, theyre just skating, brah.

how you gonna say videos should "show some actual skateboarding" then be all pissed when someone decides itd be more fun to just switch up their stance, rather than try some gnarly technical flat trick for your amusement? fuck you man im high.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #117 on: June 07, 2011, 11:31:58 AM »
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wristguards
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Injury rehabilitation is for wusses. Guy should have worn this on the back 270 lip to demonstrate his disregard of his health.



it's your wrist, not your head or knee. you can fall and not put your hand down or just take it, or just wait a week to film your line. i'm not saying don't wear them, i just don't like seeing pros wearing them in their video parts

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #118 on: June 07, 2011, 11:41:09 AM »
ChildOfTheBurbs.

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Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #119 on: June 07, 2011, 12:16:33 PM »
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wristguards
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Injury rehabilitation is for wusses. Guy should have worn this on the back 270 lip to demonstrate his disregard of his health.
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it's your wrist, not your head or knee. you can fall and not put your hand down or just take it, or just wait a week to film your line. i'm not saying don't wear them, i just don't like seeing pros wearing them in their video parts
Not putting your hand down when you fall? Yeah because when you're about to slam the first thing you think about is the best position just forget about your reflexes.
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