Author Topic: Things that should NOT be in footage  (Read 16506 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Poocano

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 60
  • Rep: -17
Things that should NOT be in footage
« on: June 02, 2011, 01:54:01 PM »
right now my biggest peeve when watching skate vids is when someone is skating switch and then just changes there stance mid push, or vice versa......any time anyone changes there stance during a line or setting up for a trick should kill themselves, just do a switch 180 if you come out of a trick fakie, or even a kickturn for fucks sake......what else?

baconeggandcheese

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 805
  • Rep: 41
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 02:02:34 PM »


line at :27 dude.  Please tell me that doesn't piss you off.  Please.
I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.

BFKskateboards

  • Guest
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 02:13:38 PM »
sometimes you just gotta improvise

burl chung

  • Guest
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2011, 02:20:24 PM »
krooked dont give a fug.

RRRRRAD

  • Guest
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2011, 02:20:49 PM »
Van did no wrong you stupid fuck go eat a bag of cocks

nylin

  • Guest
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2011, 02:26:10 PM »
The filmers arm.

Narcissus

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3061
  • Rep: 301
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2011, 02:29:10 PM »
lifestyle beam
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
Quote from: The Kitten!
get wasted and pass out.

cat litter

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 219
  • Rep: 7
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2011, 03:09:09 PM »
headphones; nothing else comes to mind

Joust Ostrich

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6059
  • Rep: 702
  • Speculatnaciousness?
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2011, 03:09:35 PM »
Felix.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

brent

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 5839
  • Rep: 741
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2011, 03:13:40 PM »
smiling
showing signs that you're happy when you landed a trick
wiping sweat off your face
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 03:15:38 PM by brent »
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

bangkadang

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 288
  • Rep: 38
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2011, 03:18:47 PM »
non tranny park footage in a part

IskateBaker

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 589
  • Rep: -70
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2011, 03:22:20 PM »
its not that bad.. calm the fuck down
nigga when's the last time you caught a pokemon with a great ball?

friendly dave

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6741
  • Rep: 745
  • grinding to a halt
    • grindingtoahalt avatar image
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
FTW

Poocano

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 60
  • Rep: -17
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2011, 03:38:08 PM »
of course THAT doesn't piss me off, but when you're rolling to a ledge for a switch trick and pushing regular until the few pushes before it..........get that shit outta here, you might as well pick up your board instead of ollie up that curb to get to that set of stairs

matter of fact

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 711
  • Rep: 42
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2011, 03:39:14 PM »
the extra push at the end of a line where you think he'll keep going... ok i guess that's not totally bad (end of pj's part in whl) but for the most part its annoying

macgruber

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2020
  • Rep: 73
  • Just Tell Me What You Want Me To FUUUUUUCK
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2011, 03:46:03 PM »
sped up footage, especially when it's a line and it's a fast forward between obstacles. do more tricks, skate faster, or both

your warm up trick. if you kickflip bs smithed the rail, don't put the boardslide in. we know you could've done it even if you didn't

hollywood high rails, beverly hills high rails, wilshire rails. unless you're on baker, just stop.  

more than 2 or 3 clips of the homies celebrating with you post trick. a few are fine, but it's a little much after a minute.

songs you performed. unless you're tommy g, ray barbee, matt rodriguez, or cab. or jereme rogers.

 

Pavementi

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1762
  • Rep: -146
  • Fuck it
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2011, 03:50:24 PM »
the extra push at the end of a line where you think he'll keep going... ok i guess that's not totally bad (end of pj's part in whl) but for the most part its annoying
I thought it was genius in PJWHL. They fully set it up for the sequel because you know you were thinking that line could go on forever.
Like Daewon said: if skateboarding is a ten story building, Rodney is on eleventh floor.

5inchDick

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2861
  • Rep: 45
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2011, 04:07:37 PM »
HEADPHONES

MORE THAN 1 SLOW MO FACE SHOT

THE FILMERS FUCKING FOOT DRAGGING

FOOTY OF YOU GRIPPING A BOARD

BLOWING SMOKE INTO THE LENS

MIDDLE FINGERS TO THE LENS

ACTING LIKE YOUR A THUGGED OUT KILLER STRAIGHT OUT OF JAIL YELLING AND CURSING SLAMMING YOUR BOARD AROUND AND TWISTING YOUR FINGERS LIKE YOU ARE SPEAKING SIGN LANGUAGE

sparksandblood

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1030
  • Rep: 55
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2011, 05:00:31 PM »
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

popsiclesandskatin

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1107
  • Rep: -14
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 05:06:24 PM »
Driving footage, getting talked at by a cop, and corey duffels cheering section in that shit transworld vid.

Grubby Mits

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1439
  • Rep: -76
  • kim you need to leave him
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 05:12:16 PM »
spring neck

Fongstarr.

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 11459
  • Rep: 316
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
    Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 05:23:12 PM »
Filming to the sky and fist daps. They should be organic and I feel like that shit is way forced now, like dudes do it on purpose knowing they'll throw it in as some cut scene.

Love how Rojo's part makes fun of both. That shit at the end always makes me laugh.

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

sufodiv

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 969
  • Rep: -5
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2011, 05:25:53 PM »


line at :27 dude.  Please tell me that doesn't piss you off.  Please.


how could you possibly talk shit about wastell, what's your problem

pica

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3184
  • Rep: -35
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2011, 05:31:57 PM »
doing a line ending on the easier trick.... like doing a flip to whatever on the first ledge, and a nosegrind on the second...

InternetDaddy

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2057
  • Rep: 42
  • sup breh
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2011, 06:01:23 PM »
the filmer should never turn the camera around to his face to provide his reaction, no-one gives a shit.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

pizzafliptofakie

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8010
  • Rep: 1954
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2011, 06:06:51 PM »
Beagle and Shane Heyl should have their mouths duct taped when tricks are being filmed.

baconeggandcheese

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 805
  • Rep: 41
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2011, 06:22:20 PM »
Expand Quote


line at :27 dude.  Please tell me that doesn't piss you off.  Please.
[close]


how could you possibly talk shit about wastell, what's your problem

do you know how to read??  I was quoting that part as a good thing. An amazing thing.  One of my all time favorite things.
I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.

Stoop Kid

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1650
  • Rep: -72
  • Fuck hipsters.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2011, 06:31:15 PM »
Beagle and Shane Heyl should have their mouths duct taped when tricks are being filmed.

I agree.

EmilioBestevez

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 358
  • Rep: 71
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2011, 06:40:18 PM »
Overly posed shots of guys throwing down their board....I hope Ty is over those cutaways before the chocolate video comes out...with all the footage they have logged there must be more interesting things to cut to by now

dolly shots too....just roll on a fucking board
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 06:42:37 PM by EmilioBestevez »

scorpion1001

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2354
  • Rep: 40
  • All Hail Carroll
Re: Things that should NOT be in footage
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2011, 07:01:40 PM »
footage of a trick attempt that isnt a make without the footage of the make immediately proceeding it - shuriken shannon's backside flip in the label video and ramondetta's impossible on that bank in the real video come to mind, they get me so hyped to see the make that will not appear.