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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2012, 08:22:16 PM »
drunk as fuck on gin tonic.

its a good thing.

googled "gin tonic" and found this pic.  it sucks.


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2012, 02:46:42 AM »
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwr
look I never said it was ok but chill man tis all cool just havin some fun.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2012, 11:04:11 AM »


Oh man! Takes me back to summer of  95,  We just finished up writing a script for an episode of "Monty". We wrapped up with drinks and music  at a place call the Caribou inn In Los Angeles. I was accompanied by Two highly educated writers Richard Watkins and Hal Lesirinio. Drinks were on me, girls , dancing, the whole deal. I remember the second when this song came on I linked eyes with Rich and we just knew. I followed him to the center of the dance floor and dance like I've never danced before.

I ended up at a Hilton Hotel downtown L.A, my thoughts a mile away and three feminine escorts  at my beckoning call. I can
now say I'm a changed man, I have a beautiful wife and a daughter named Cleo. The fast times are behind me, now I'm behind the lense more often directing. Look out for the new movie "The Iceman" coming 2013, also Madagascar 3.
             

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2012, 09:25:45 PM »
"I got a fever and the only prescription is more Cadillac Ranch Dressing." - Jereme Rogers

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2012, 07:05:13 PM »

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2012, 06:32:11 PM »


Blink 182 is one of those bands I've deserved to die driving fuck ass full car load wasted to a lot of times in younger days.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2012, 06:35:34 PM »
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Blink 182 is one of those bands I've deserved to die driving fuck ass full car load wasted to a lot of times in younger days.

lol, classic drunk post!

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2012, 07:02:22 PM »
Shiraz ftw.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2012, 10:00:02 PM »
Drunk right now and just got struck by lightning.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #39 on: May 07, 2012, 02:15:22 AM »
"Judging by the state of the economy and world at large, looks like we get to be the fucked generation." - Mouth


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2012, 07:45:47 PM »
because fuck you that's why

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2012, 09:20:02 PM »
fuck yall

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2012, 09:23:01 PM »
first time getting drunk since the new year and imn feeling good


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2012, 09:31:41 PM »
I loathe you all

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2012, 09:35:55 PM »

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2012, 10:37:17 AM »
I'm drunk from last night still at 1245 getting my oil changed while the backstreet boys are playing on the radio

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2012, 02:14:52 PM »















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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #47 on: May 31, 2012, 09:28:18 PM »


when that alcohol hit I'm feelin good #drunkatwork #pinotnoir

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2012, 09:09:22 PM »



BUMP

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #49 on: June 01, 2012, 10:33:44 PM »
Woke up still drunk , got work soon . STOKED

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #50 on: June 06, 2012, 11:09:35 PM »
joined a bicycle gang called the Electric Pythons... not even mad

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #51 on: June 07, 2012, 04:47:58 AM »
I find it to be hilarious that everyone starts talking like they're black when they're drunk, and the people that are black get even blacker when drunk. Yes I'm that quiet guy in the corner drinking all your beers, hush. It's not my fault your girl wants to fuck me.




First beer down. It is now 6:46 in the a.m. I just woke up I'll keep you guys posted. Over and out.



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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #52 on: June 07, 2012, 05:28:43 AM »

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #53 on: June 07, 2012, 10:10:03 AM »


Whoa...takes me back...Remember when MTV had that Sports and Music Festival back in like 96? That's when I thought Blink 182 was cool...

Thanks for the Nostalgia, Rusty - I'm getting drunk tonight off of Yuenglings in honor of your post.


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #54 on: June 08, 2012, 10:44:22 PM »
im sitting in my dark room drinking a beer, nothin too exciting
 tonite

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2012, 10:48:50 PM »
Fuck Bitches, Get Money... do you fuck bitches and get money or do you disregard females and then get money...?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2012, 11:36:06 PM »
God bless $1 beer night.
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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2012, 12:27:38 AM »
I'm uncomfortably wasted listening to the minutemen..

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2012, 04:49:28 PM »
Deathwish videos mixed with marcy playground.


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2012, 11:33:26 PM »
cock