Author Topic: Bump When Drunk (Read 48101 times)

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #90 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:43:39 AM »

So I was drinking breakfast today and I started to feel pretty open. I was even talking to my family members (I usually talk to no one) whom I can't normally hold conversations with. I might even share something deeply personal on the real confessions thread. Probably not. The point is I'm drunk and I'm bumping.

Mundungus · « **Reply #91 on:** May 21, 2013, 04:00:09 PM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on May 21, 2013, 11:43:39 AM

So I was drinking breakfast today and I started to feel pretty open. I was even talking to my family members (I usually talk to no one) whom I can't normally hold conversations with. I might even share something deeply personal on the real confessions thread. Probably not. The point is I'm drunk and I'm bumping.

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L33Tg33k · « **Reply #92 on:** May 21, 2013, 05:19:28 PM »

Breakfast was five beers and a shot of vodka.

Rusty Shackleford · « **Reply #93 on:** June 07, 2013, 09:44:16 PM »

srsbsnss · « **Reply #94 on:** June 07, 2013, 11:01:27 PM »

foureyedjim · « **Reply #95 on:** June 07, 2013, 11:26:52 PM »

Fun fact: drinking before you sleep causes you to be depressed for the first 4 hours that you sleep
cheers!

noone1234 · « **Reply #96 on:** June 07, 2013, 11:39:46 PM »

noone1234 · « **Reply #97 on:** June 07, 2013, 11:44:19 PM »

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #98 on:** June 07, 2013, 11:56:06 PM »

Baron Samedi · « **Reply #99 on:** June 08, 2013, 01:15:57 AM »

Hey. Hi. It is me, it is I. I be dronk.

Just got a puppy. He's not drunk, but we're hanging out anyways.

foureyedjim · « **Reply #100 on:** June 08, 2013, 02:56:45 AM »

Quote from: Baron Samedi on June 08, 2013, 01:15:57 AM

Hey. Hi. It is me, it is I. I be dronk.

Just got a puppy. He's not drunk, but we're hanging out anyways.

ooo what kind

hydrant hopper · « **Reply #101 on:** June 08, 2013, 03:08:08 AM »

Quote from: foureyedjim on June 07, 2013, 11:26:52 PM

Fun fact: drinking before you sleep causes you to be depressed for the first 4 hours that you sleep
cheers!

No way! I am going to make it a priority to be stoked in the morning.

Powdered Toast Man! · « **Reply #102 on:** June 08, 2013, 04:16:17 AM »

Quote from: foureyedjim on June 07, 2013, 11:26:52 PM

Fun fact: drinking before you sleep causes you to be depressed for the first 4 hours that you sleep
cheers!

how so? not that i want to be a dick and question this interesting "fact" , it's just that my drunk self has a hard time making sense out of this statement; depressed while sleeping = sad dreamz?

i just sent a private message to my ex girlfriend via FB...nothing romantic or nostalgic or desperate (im not... believe me) im just being a bad drunk with internet access who typed his thoughts

im starting to realize there's a deep seated depression in me because i havent been interested in checking out/ fantasizing about women or even jacked off in the last weeks
as faggy as it sounds, i only wish to have a close friend.
pretty pathetic.

good night ,slap

foureyedjim · « **Reply #103 on:** June 08, 2013, 09:33:50 PM »

I guess you can't really call it clinically "depressed" but it's a poor quality of sleep where you're tossing and turning and you end up skipping REM sleep sometimes (dream sleep, probably the most enjoyable for you brain/body).

Baron Samedi · « **Reply #104 on:** June 09, 2013, 11:01:19 AM »

Quote from: foureyedjim on June 08, 2013, 02:56:45 AM

Quote from: Baron Samedi on June 08, 2013, 01:15:57 AM
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Hey. Hi. It is me, it is I. I be dronk.

Just got a puppy. He's not drunk, but we're hanging out anyways.
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ooo what kind

Just remembered I posted in here. We're not sure - the pound had him listed as half spaniel and half pekingese, but I see absolutely no pekingese in him besides that he's got an underbite. He's kind of got a long torso, so there might be some Dachshund in there and he has German Shepherd coloring. I have no idea how big he'll get or what he'll look like in a few months.

MuchasGracias · « **Reply #105 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:27:47 AM »

auo ayo ayo, i saw a crazy ass car crash tonight.

The Human Condom · « **Reply #106 on:** June 30, 2013, 03:00:29 AM »

Met acquaintances at local barcade. Regretfully paid $15 cover to hear shitty dubstep DJ. Paid $7 for shot of Jack. Played Mortal Kombat. Discussed failure to understand this genre of music. Polished off friend's Blue Ribbon. Attempted numerous high-fives with minimal success rate. Left for solo $10 slice and Rolling Rock tall can.

okdad · « **Reply #107 on:** July 03, 2013, 07:15:08 PM »

kook nukem · « **Reply #108 on:** July 03, 2013, 07:57:22 PM »

Bummed I didn't start this thread when I thought of it. I don't smoke anymore, so I can't post on the "bump when high thread." Oh, well. Cheers, fellas!

LESBIAN · « **Reply #109 on:** July 03, 2013, 08:50:13 PM »

whyd you stop smokin kook?

LESBIAN · « **Reply #110 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:57:53 PM »

geez didnt ask for your life story kooook!!!!

noone1234 · « **Reply #111 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:20:16 PM »

Quote from: LESBIAN on July 03, 2013, 09:57:53 PM

geez didnt ask for your life story kooook!!!!

PONED!
drunk-el and watching jackass 3 is the only whey i can enjoi whatching jackass 3.

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #112 on:** July 04, 2013, 08:14:02 AM »

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #113 on:** July 08, 2013, 12:22:27 AM »

I HAVE A NEW HOUSE. IT IS A MANSION IN THE WOODS!!! AND IT HAS A BAD AS RAMP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I'm not that drunk.
But this is a damn good bottle of wine.

Simon Sandleshit · « **Reply #114 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:18:36 AM »

Went to bed awhile ago, woke up still drunk 3 hours later. To open more beers. I wonder how today will go.

LESBIAN · « **Reply #115 on:** July 08, 2013, 10:04:49 PM »

SAY NO TO ALCOHOL, LIVE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE

noone1234 · « **Reply #116 on:** July 08, 2013, 10:23:11 PM »

Quote from: LESBIAN on July 08, 2013, 10:04:49 PM

SAY NO TO ALCOHOL, LIVE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE

The Human Condom · « **Reply #117 on:** July 08, 2013, 11:02:52 PM »

Mundungus · « **Reply #118 on:** July 09, 2013, 05:17:34 PM »

whiskey nights

okdad · « **Reply #119 on:** July 09, 2013, 08:15:14 PM »

Quote from: Mundungus on July 09, 2013, 05:17:34 PM

whiskey nights

I concur

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