Author Topic: Bump When Drunk (Read 48140 times)

escapistfool · « **Reply #180 on:** December 28, 2013, 03:16:34 AM »

I just drank a whole bottle of whiskey by myself.
Im not drunk yet, but it's definitely coming soon. I can feel it.
And to be honest,
I'm not sure if I'm going to like this.

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #181 on:** December 28, 2013, 06:49:40 AM »

Quote from: foureyedjim on December 28, 2013, 12:30:19 AM

Quote from: Jumping Beans on December 23, 2013, 04:23:20 AM
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It's 8am, slept 2hrs last night, now I'm sitting at the airport bar pounding draught before my flight in an hour. What's with all these schmucks around me drinking coffee.
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yeah fuck em amirite?

I regretted it. Almost peed my pants because they made us stay seated for nearly the entire ride.

Just Green Enough · « **Reply #182 on:** December 29, 2013, 03:02:42 AM »

i got 2 six packs of revolution brews and 2-32 oz'es of stone IPA and ballast point...after my bout of captain and sprite.

and i got 2 really great shirts. a successful FRIENDSmas / late christmas, indeed.

king_in_the_north · « **Reply #183 on:** December 31, 2013, 12:46:31 PM »

SqueezeThePulp · « **Reply #184 on:** January 05, 2014, 03:41:08 PM »

sipping on a bud ice 40 right now. gave homie at the corner store some money cuz he was like i aint got no kerosene its cold as shit in my place right now, threw him some $, was like smoke that crack dawg i aint care.

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #185 on:** January 05, 2014, 04:04:41 PM »

Here I am again. I just stopped myself from posting something in the real confessions thread. Apparently there are somethings that are too personal to share even for me. Not like it was especially embarrassing or anything, but it would elicit emotions too strong for me to share. It just makes me acutely aware that I need to work through that particular incidence in order to be able to move on with my life. Time for more beer.

dickthreats · « **Reply #186 on:** January 05, 2014, 04:20:36 PM »

stop talking to yourself ^

Just Green Enough · « **Reply #187 on:** January 08, 2014, 11:09:55 AM »

it's just after 1 PM, it's 13 degrees outside, and i'm home alone. drunk on jameson and eating jack's frozen pizza.

ahhhh responsibility...take a hike.

edit: soon to be in the 'bump when high' thread i'm sure.

Mundungus · « **Reply #188 on:** January 08, 2014, 11:31:24 AM »

Quote from: Just Green Enough on January 08, 2014, 11:09:55 AM

it's just after 1 PM, it's 13 degrees outside, and i'm home alone. drunk on jameson and eating jack's frozen pizza.

ahhhh responsibility...take a hike.

edit: soon to be in the 'bump when high' thread i'm sure.

I'm in the same boat..hanging out with my female friend drinking jagermeister watching Deerhunter. Just watched russian roulette scene...Pretty gone for 2:30 in the afternoon. Was supposed to get stuff done today

SodaJerk · « **Reply #189 on:** January 11, 2014, 04:44:12 PM »

Right now I'm that kind of drunk where I'm thinking about skating and can properly visualise exactly what wrong with my flatground game. I'm picturing switch backside kickflips and know exactly how to do them. It it's raining and at freezing point outside so I really hope I remember this feeling tomorrow and the weather clears up.

Greg Road · « **Reply #190 on:** January 11, 2014, 07:28:45 PM »

Bump. Doing a million things a once.

Hash Slinging Slasher · « **Reply #191 on:** January 24, 2014, 10:36:17 PM »

Fireball is way too easy to drink. I also really like listening to bad music when i drink, i.e. Chief Keef. Fuck me, right?

igrindtwinkies · « **Reply #192 on:** January 27, 2014, 08:01:04 PM »

king cobra

Wizard Fight · « **Reply #193 on:** January 27, 2014, 08:28:00 PM »

So I haven't drank in over a year, but I keep having dreams where I get drunk, and when I wake up I don't know if I actually ingested alcohol or not.

Violator · « **Reply #194 on:** January 28, 2014, 03:20:44 PM »

Quote from: Wizard Fight on January 27, 2014, 08:28:00 PM

So I haven't drank in over a year, but I keep having dreams where I get drunk, and when I wake up I don't know if I actually ingested alcohol or not.

that used to happen to me all the time when I was on my sober sesh, it's so weird how vivid it is that you really believe it in the morning.......I just had a few beers and watched Search the Horizon and Eleventh Hour back to back, I really want to skate but NC is getting hit by some wintery mix of shit and there's no underground parking garage here, bummer

king_in_the_north · « **Reply #195 on:** February 14, 2014, 11:02:16 PM »

foureyedjim · « **Reply #196 on:** February 15, 2014, 03:30:52 AM »

I.am.drunk
I love you slap fam, from the bottom of my heart
<3

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #197 on:** February 15, 2014, 03:39:22 AM »

Rumpleforeskin · « **Reply #198 on:** February 15, 2014, 04:26:05 AM »

I've been drunk since 12... its 6:30 in the morning.

king_in_the_north · « **Reply #199 on:** February 16, 2014, 05:05:48 PM »

friendly dave · « **Reply #200 on:** February 16, 2014, 05:14:20 PM »

Been a shitty weekend. Got the night off.

skate_bored · « **Reply #201 on:** February 16, 2014, 07:03:05 PM »

i woke up around noon today totally confused from last nights adventures. like a genius, i decided it was the right time to chew out my girlfriend for never "being in the mood" lately. she left and went to her moms (blowing it way out of proportion of course). but ive been drinking since then, having a god damn blast sitting around the house eating pizza at 3pm like time doesnt matter and watching movies and lurking on SLAP. drinking like a single man. im enjoying this thoroughly. shes on her way home now, and picking me up dinner on the way. life aint so bad when you get drunk and speak your mind.

skate_bored · « **Reply #202 on:** February 16, 2014, 07:06:42 PM »

i just read through the last page and i miss you guys. i think i was a big part of this thread a few years ago. i can relate to the drunk skate ideas, drunk bad ideas, and basically everything else you guys mentioned. the snow is melting here in NC and im ready to skate this week!

pizzarules · « **Reply #203 on:** February 16, 2014, 07:18:50 PM »

Quote from: Rumpleforeskin on February 15, 2014, 04:26:05 AM

I've been drunk since 12... its 6:30 in the morning.

You've been drunk since you were 12?

pizzarules · « **Reply #204 on:** February 16, 2014, 07:20:03 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on February 16, 2014, 07:03:05 PM

i woke up around noon today totally confused from last nights adventures. like a genius, i decided it was the right time to chew out my girlfriend for never "being in the mood" lately. she left and went to her moms (blowing it way out of proportion of course). but ive been drinking since then, having a god damn blast sitting around the house eating pizza at 3pm like time doesnt matter and watching movies and lurking on SLAP. drinking like a single man. im enjoying this thoroughly. shes on her way home now, and picking me up dinner on the way. life aint so bad when you get drunk and speak your mind.

make sure that triflen bitch doesn't loogie in your food

Rumpleforeskin · « **Reply #205 on:** February 16, 2014, 09:32:39 PM »

Quote from: pizzarules on February 16, 2014, 07:18:50 PM

Quote from: Rumpleforeskin on February 15, 2014, 04:26:05 AM
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I've been drunk since 12... its 6:30 in the morning.
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You've been drunk since you were 12?

nah but yeah

pencil · « **Reply #206 on:** February 17, 2014, 10:54:41 AM »

Quote from: Rumpleforeskin on February 16, 2014, 09:32:39 PM

Quote from: pizzarules on February 16, 2014, 07:18:50 PM
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Quote from: Rumpleforeskin on February 15, 2014, 04:26:05 AM
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I've been drunk since 12... its 6:30 in the morning.
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You've been drunk since you were 12?
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nah but yeah

RAY

Bizarro Jerry · « **Reply #207 on:** February 17, 2014, 04:29:40 PM »

Got a 4 pack of pbr 16 oz cans and I'm really enjoying the threads in the WHATEVER section of slap. Is it bad that I purposely don't eat munch when I have plans to drink so I can get more drunk? As a broke college kid this method is very abused.

pencil · « **Reply #208 on:** February 17, 2014, 05:11:44 PM »

shotgunned 4 beers in a row early on an empty stomach, about to drink a 40 now that ive eaten

king_in_the_north · « **Reply #209 on:** February 17, 2014, 05:54:09 PM »

Quote from: Bizarro Jerry on February 17, 2014, 04:29:40 PM

Got a 4 pack of pbr 16 oz cans and I'm really enjoying the threads in the WHATEVER section of slap. Is it bad that I purposely don't eat munch when I have plans to drink so I can get more drunk? As a broke college kid this method is very abused.

you and me both brother

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