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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #420 on: January 16, 2012, 09:08:09 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #421 on: January 18, 2012, 11:20:19 AM »
Something I have pondered for quite some time now : Why do people on here use OF instead of HAVE??
"I should of done it" etc.

Is there something Im missing? English not being my mother tongue and all.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #422 on: January 18, 2012, 11:38:25 AM »
Something I have pondered for quite some time now : Why do people on here use OF instead of HAVE??
"I should of done it" etc.

Is there something Im missing? English not being my mother tongue and all.

It is technically grammatically inaccurate to use "of" instead of "have" but it is a very common thing over here.  Most people, when pronoucing have in that phrase, leave out the 'h' sound, resulting in "should 'ave" or "should've."  I'm sure you can see how quickly that can turn into "should of."  I think the majority of people would still write have, but I guess not everyone.

Seriously though, English must be confusing as fuck to learn as a second language.  We don't follow any of our own rules.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #423 on: January 18, 2012, 01:44:51 PM »
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Something I have pondered for quite some time now : Why do people on here use OF instead of HAVE??
"I should of done it" etc.

Is there something Im missing? English not being my mother tongue and all.
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It is technically grammatically inaccurate to use "of" instead of "have" but it is a very common thing over here.  Most people, when pronoucing have in that phrase, leave out the 'h' sound, resulting in "should 'ave" or "should've."  I'm sure you can see how quickly that can turn into "should of."  I think the majority of people would still write have, but I guess not everyone.

Seriously though, English must be confusing as fuck to learn as a second language.  We don't follow any of our own rules.

i also hate how if youve never seen a word theres a chance its pronounced all wonky because of its origin words. really wish english would have some accents or something to stress the pronounciation, at least with french or german you know which letter or syllable your supposed to emphasize.

i just started an online philosophy course (last liberal yay) and i find this shit so fascinating, constantly pondering epistemology (what the course is on, the study of knowledge) like what is it, how do we know it, and why do we think its this way, etc... pretty trippy when you apply it to regular life and definitely increases your skepticism towards the world. like there was a thing about basing knowledge on false assumptions, and it turning out to be right even though your reasoning was wrong.

his example was the bulb had burned out in the kitchen, he assumed it was blown bulb, but actually the fuse has blown, but once turned back on, he actually did have to put the new bulb in.
this reminds me so much of skating, like in doing a trick, say kickflip, you assume your ability to pop and flick based on previous experiences will lead you to landing this one, but you fuck the pop up, mob the flick or something, and land on it all janky, your knowledge of landing was wrong but you got lucky and was still right in the end.

i dunno, this shit is fun to think about when im all ripped at night and i like how it would be something i would look up on the internet anyways but its part of a course and the marks make me actually try to thoroughly understand it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #424 on: January 19, 2012, 12:10:13 PM »
Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #425 on: January 19, 2012, 12:28:14 PM »
Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?

Because you 'blow' your load when the 'job' is done.  I thought that was fairly obvious.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #426 on: January 19, 2012, 12:56:07 PM »
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Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?
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Because you 'blow' your load when the 'job' is done.?  I thought that was fairly obvious.

Haha with that logic there would be no difference between a handy and a blowy  ::)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #427 on: January 19, 2012, 05:00:03 PM »
or a rim job

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #428 on: January 28, 2012, 04:54:18 PM »
What is the deal with no music videos being on youtube!  I'm tryin to listen to some shit that was played 80 times a day on much music and the radio 10 years ago, for free, and now I can't see it?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #429 on: January 29, 2012, 05:36:27 AM »
Something I have pondered for quite some time now : Why do people on here use OF instead of HAVE??
"I should of done it" etc.

Is there something Im missing? English not being my mother tongue and all.

 it comes from 'should've' , people don't realise or are confused and say 'should of' instead and than i guess they get so used to saying it they type it aswell. who cares though

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #430 on: February 06, 2012, 03:18:32 AM »
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Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?
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Because you 'blow' your load when the 'job' is done.?  I thought that was fairly obvious.
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Haha with that logic there would be no difference between a handy and a blowy  ::)
Blow job is a bastardization of it's previous name a "below job". Don't know where I heard that but I do remember learning this at some point.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #431 on: February 06, 2012, 04:31:39 AM »
remember in high school when you used to hear about those chicks who gave someone head for the first time and would just blow air onto their dick? that shit was hilarious.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #432 on: February 06, 2012, 05:34:03 AM »
When did "finna" become so popular, and why do people say it when they're speaking? I always thought it was just a mistyping of "gonna".
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #433 on: February 13, 2012, 10:35:52 PM »
Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #434 on: February 13, 2012, 11:52:43 PM »
Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.

as in like...freebasing coke?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #435 on: February 13, 2012, 11:55:55 PM »
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Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.
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as in like...freebasing coke?
Yep.
Edit: Did I imagine that? I swear I heard that multiple times. I can't find an article.
Nevermind, he snorted coke.
http://www.obamapedia.org/page/Barack+Obama's+Drug+Use
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #436 on: February 18, 2012, 03:26:29 AM »
why aren't there any public boarding schools?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #437 on: February 18, 2012, 05:06:59 AM »
why aren't there any public boarding schools?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #439 on: February 20, 2012, 12:41:39 AM »
As a white guy, what am I allowed to call this song?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #440 on: February 20, 2012, 02:50:02 PM »
I'm seeing this girl who has celiac's disease. Not sure where I can take her to get lunch. I've looked into which foods are safe but it is a very narrow list..

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #441 on: February 20, 2012, 03:13:12 PM »
I'm seeing this girl who has celiac's disease. Not sure where I can take her to get lunch. I've looked into which foods are safe but it is a very narrow list..

Maybe ask her if she has a favorite restaurant that works with her diet? That way, at least you'll come across as concerned and thinking about her and it'll buy you some time to find out some more info on what she can/can't eat.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #442 on: February 20, 2012, 03:18:48 PM »
I used to work at a cafe that catered to gluten free folks. I don't know where abouts in the world you are, but your best bet will be looking for health food places. Any places that offers vegan, raw, or health food should be able to provide a gluten free option. Also, while looking at gluten free diet wiki, I found this. "Most products manufactured for Passover are gluten free." So maybe harness your inner jew.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #443 on: February 20, 2012, 03:39:56 PM »
has anyone on here ever sat down to take a dump, and go to pee not realizing there dick was resting on the front of the toilet seat and pissed all over the toilet, floor, and their pants??
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #444 on: February 20, 2012, 04:03:21 PM »
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When did "finna" become so popular, and why do people say it when they're speaking? I always thought it was just a mistyping of "gonna".
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im finna go sleep

Always thought it was I'm fixing to do whatever
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #445 on: February 20, 2012, 04:11:14 PM »
I used to work at a cafe that catered to gluten free folks. I don't know where abouts in the world you are, but your best bet will be looking for health food places. Any places that offers vegan, raw, or health food should be able to provide a gluten free option. Also, while looking at gluten free diet wiki, I found this. "Most products manufactured for Passover are gluten free." So maybe harness your inner jew.
Problem is that most product made for passover taste like cardboard, if you want to keep her go with the health food advice!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #446 on: February 20, 2012, 06:34:00 PM »
has anyone on here ever sat down to take a dump, and go to pee not realizing there dick was resting on the front of the toilet seat and pissed all over the toilet, floor, and their pants??

done this many a times, can be very frustrating

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #447 on: February 20, 2012, 06:53:39 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #448 on: February 20, 2012, 09:29:07 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #449 on: February 21, 2012, 12:32:10 AM »
African American males making love to Ms. Hilton.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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