Things You Pondered Today

[excitableboy]

its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

hahaha spot on

[shark tits]

 mercury. i've been pondering a HAZMAT suit and a swimming pool full of the stuff. a metal that's a liquid. that can tell you the temperature. and it's poison?!?!?! other precious metals are bullshit, fort knox should've been full of toxic mercury. the extraction process is crazy too, they bake this rock called 'cinnabar' until mercury vapor comes out. then it cools into a liquid. i'm amazed it was discovered to begin w/. i also am amazed that cultures the world over all discovered bread.

[cringe.]

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its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

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hahaha spot on

exciteableboy, you seem... excitable

[excitableboy]

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its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

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hahaha spot on

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exciteableboy, you seem... excitable

Yeah you're probably right i need to get it together

[Shredsledder]

if skateboarding ever ends up in the olympics i hope it runs like synchronized swimming.

[Mundungus]

but yeah fuck afventure time

butt fuck ass venture time hjaha

a battle of titans

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

in alien ressurection when ripley finds teh fucked up failed clones and it says 'kill meee' why does she torch it with a fucking flamethrower...thats like the least humane way to kill your failed clone predessecors...

[BraveUlysses]

How do I avoid going to this Christmas party at my job? I dont really click with anybody at work cuz they love Tyler Perry movies and Jesus and other shit I dont care about. Theres gonna be no alcohol at this party too.  I wanna say Im going outta town but that wont work because then I would have to take that week off just so it looks like I'm outta town.

[brycickle]

Tell them you can't make it because you have to go drink alcohol with friends. They won't understand, but who cares?

[GeorgeHanson]

How do I avoid going to this Christmas party at my job? I dont really click with anybody at work cuz they love Tyler Perry movies and Jesus and other shit I dont care about. Theres gonna be no alcohol at this party too.?  I wanna say Im going outta town but that wont work because then I would have to take that week off just so it looks like I'm outta town.

You could go to the party and do a columbinme style activity?

[pugmaster]

Pull a George Costanza and just tell them that you have some "personal issues" that you can't really talk about.  Then at some later point you could tell them that you have Seasonal Affective Disorder or something.

[ROCKxADIO420]

bring a flask and talk about jesus

[pencil]

bring a flask and talk about jesus

WWJD

[Andrew]

bring a flask and talk about jesus

yep maybe rip a few bong loads in the car before you go in.

take as many bathroom breaks as possible and sit on the toilet and lurk slap

[pencil]

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bring a flask and talk about jesus

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yep maybe rip a few bong loads in the car before you go in.

take as many bathroom breaks as possible and sit on the toilet and lurk slap

story of my life

[brent]

tell them theres a cool girl(she smokes weed) in the next town over and you already made plans with







oh wait hahaahaha

[Jared]

Switching colleges...

[Shredsledder]

PHYLLOTAXIS





http://www.math.smith.edu/phyllo/Gallery/Pages/FrameSet.htm

goddamn it I used to go to one of the Five Colleges (people who run that website), probably could have taken a class about this stuff, oh well there are plenty of books.

[landCow]

in alien ressurection when ripley finds teh fucked up failed clones and it says 'kill meee' why does she torch it with a fucking flamethrower...thats like the least humane way to kill your failed clone predessecors...

Yeah! I thought that too. Especially when other characters have guns galore they could use. Its not a good movie so I won't dwell on it any further.

[BraveUlysses]

tell them theres a cool girl(she smokes weed) in the next town over and you already made plans with







oh wait hahaahaha

O thats a reference to a previous Ulysses post? You'll be happy to know I called her out and we reconciled so everything is all good with that situation. This party is my only concern at the moment. I already know I'm not going I just gotta figure out a way to tell them I'm not going. Everyones suggestions sound fool proof so far.

[shitsandwich]

Is smoking out of a tin foil pipe bad? I've always thought so, because I just assumed you would inhale some fumes. But my friend claims that it isn't. Anyone know anything about dis?

[ROCKxADIO420]

its not that bad if but u might get old timers diesease

[pencil]

Is smoking out of a tin foil pipe bad? I've always thought so, because I just assumed you would inhale some fumes. But my friend claims that it isn't. Anyone know anything about dis?

just had to smoke out of a tinfoil pipe cause i was too lazy to go buy more papers and my one hitter is no longer in my possession so fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Coastal Fever]

My town's getting a Taco Del Mar.  My current options are delicious 10 dollar burritos or Taco Bell.  Should I be excited for Taco Del Mar?

[ROCKxADIO420]

fuck a $10 burrito chain the foods still gonna suck they just trick you into believing it doesnt

[pencil]

fuck a $10 burrito chain the foods still gonna suck they just trick you into believing it doesnt

just like slap

[Rusty_Berrings]

pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

[Andrew]

pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

perhaps you should ponder the reasons why you're punching walls

[Rusty_Berrings]

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pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

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perhaps you should ponder the reasons why you're punching walls

k. pondered.

[silkyjohnson]

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