Things You Pondered Today

[Rusty_Berrings]

Does Reverend Run have regrets for having made "the devil sell him his soul"

If I light a cigarette with a pink lighter does the cigarette become girly?

[Monty Burns]

Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.

Jaja is catalan and spanish for haha . Im not sure if Portuguese do the same but I do believe so

[ill_Murray]

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Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.

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Jaja is catalan and spanish for haha . Im not sure if Portuguese do the same but I do believe so

Do French people type out hon hon hon when they're laughing online?

Did Alex Olson steal the entire marketing strategy for Bianca Chandon from the character Tim Okasaki on Angry Boys?

[hankmasterflex]

i was never an athlete but i miss drinking sport shakes. what happened to them?


http://www.sportshake.com/home/home.asp

[shark tits]

how to break tillikum out of seaworld and not get my dick bit off.

[ttching!]

What does it mean if a girl has a giant cross for a lower back tattoo?

[brycickle]

Every sperm is holy. Put them all on the cross.

[weedpop]

[hufs calve muscles]

Why is life so hard.

[ttching!]

Every sperm is holy. Put them all on the cross.

Seems logical. I was thinking that it meant 'down for Jesus, and anal' but those are opposing interests, so I wasn't sure.

[jam bra]

What does it mean if a girl has a giant cross for a lower back tattoo?

I dated a girl that had a sun tramp stamp.
The sun had a face that looked just like Eric Roberts.
If I blew a load on Eric Roberts face, am I gay?

[ROCKxADIO420]

let jesus fuck you

[abudabi]

^whats that from?

[nice_guy_2]

contray to popular belief, every sperm is NOT holy just like all unfertilised eggs

[shark tits]

pondering who i can get to shoot me in the jaw [talkin about birds ate my face] in order to stop my toothache. also, all the dumb cunts on fb and elsewhere who are against raising minimum wage. some of it may be lost in translation but tufty usually sounds like a big dummy but he made an interesting point once about the goverment, post WW2 raised our standard of living so's to not let us get swayed to communism. after the fall of the USSR our quality of life has slowly ebbed.
it is curious that we had a great depression and just total disparity between rich and poor but during the 50s one high school educated man's income could purchase a home, support a wife and kids and ever since we've needed double incomes [or higher education] to get by or be comfy.
when i started working minimum was only $4.25 or $4.75 but that was a pack of stoges and 2 gallons of gas. i think that's a good template, every hour of work equal to a pack of name brand stoges and 2 gallons of gas.
that and i think jobs should pay more in direct correlation to how shitty/physically hard they are.
i didn't vote today but it's not like you get to vote on opinions anyways, just team A or B's mascot who will make rules independent of whether it behooves anyone or not.
'every time you vote you support the process' da god morrissey

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Are skidmarks some advanced medium in which our butt holes are trying to communicate complex thoughts to us through patterns/long forgotten manuscript or are they just snappy retorts exclaiming, "Hey buddy, here's a little quality control feedback on your wiping...It's shit."?

[brycickle]

Nature's own Rorshach test.

[twitchflip]

if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

[dirtyweemidden]

if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

[twitchflip]

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if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

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nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

[ill_Murray]

^whats that from?

The Exorcist. 

[weedpop]

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if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

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nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

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wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.

[twitchflip]

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if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

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nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

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wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

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Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.

thanks for clarifying. a special thank you also goes out to dirtyweemidden for imparting his knowledge and insight

[Swithflip]

Twitch flip??? Shit

[twitchflip]

Twitch flip??? Shit

copy cat 

[dirtyweemidden]

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if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

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nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing?  ?  DUH

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wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

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Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.

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thanks for clarifying. a special thank you also goes out to dirtyweemidden for imparting his knowledge and insight

Well Damn

[L33Tg33k]

BTW, the earth is a perfect sphere. It's more perfect than a billiard ball.

[Joel Wilson]

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if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

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nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

angels are tight bro

how did the first language get translated?

[RCB3]

If there was a cliff that was a mile high( or a few miles high) and below was, say, a couple miles deep filled with feathers, could you jump off and survive? My feeling is that the feathers would slow you down in such a slow matter that you'd eventually come to a stop deep in a puff of feathers. Granted, you'd probably suffocate being inside all the feathers, but I've always wondered if you could survive a jump like that.

[abudabi]

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^whats that from?

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The Exorcist. 

fuck i was wondering if thats what it was, i really need to watch that