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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1380 on: June 23, 2015, 08:05:36 PM »
Why was Shorty's slogan never "Shooby doo wop bop strictly hardware"???

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1381 on: July 04, 2015, 08:23:12 PM »
Ok, how bout this- why aren't underflips called "under the tables" and why aren't truck stands called "Truckstops"?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1382 on: July 04, 2015, 08:31:07 PM »
Why didn't PJ have a plan B part

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1383 on: July 04, 2015, 08:35:28 PM »
Why didn't PJ have a plan B part
Um cuz he's good and reps New England and wouldn't want to be associated with that pile of garbage.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1384 on: July 04, 2015, 09:45:53 PM »
why ryan gallant calls hardflip fs 180s 'pork chops'.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1385 on: July 05, 2015, 12:44:09 AM »
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Um cuz he's good and reps New England and wouldn't want to be associated with that pile of garbage.

What are you on about? "Cuz he's good and roes New England" LOL, the blokes a flat ground pro.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1386 on: July 05, 2015, 02:10:57 AM »
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Um cuz he's good and reps New England and wouldn't want to be associated with that pile of garbage.
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What are you on about? "Cuz he's good and roes New England" LOL, the blokes a flat ground pro.
OH wow. Did you even watch True? It was practically unwatchable. He ain't just flat btw wow wtf.

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« Reply #1387 on: July 05, 2015, 02:25:21 AM »
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Why didn't PJ have a plan B part
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Um cuz he's good and reps New England and wouldn't want to be associated with that pile of garbage.
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What are you on about? "Cuz he's good and roes New England" LOL, the blokes a flat ground pro.
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OH wow. Did you even watch True? It was practically unwatchable. He ain't just flat btw wow wtf.

Yeah I watched it.. What was PJs last part? Really sorry?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1388 on: July 05, 2015, 02:28:42 AM »
hodor...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1389 on: July 05, 2015, 02:39:13 AM »
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Why didn't PJ have a plan B part
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Um cuz he's good and reps New England and wouldn't want to be associated with that pile of garbage.
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What are you on about? "Cuz he's good and roes New England" LOL, the blokes a flat ground pro.
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OH wow. Did you even watch True? It was practically unwatchable. He ain't just flat btw wow wtf.
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Yeah I watched it.. What was PJs last part? Really sorry?
Boston MAssacre. I don't watch no Flip movies.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1390 on: July 05, 2015, 03:12:54 AM »
Is it me or are most little kids just insanely annoying?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1391 on: July 05, 2015, 04:46:54 AM »
What makes a good slap poster? Looking at all the hate that some posters get on here (Tracer and Jedi are perfect examples), is it better to have a poster that doesn't ever say anything extreme or the opposite?

Like I always know if I go to a Tracer thread or if I see he posts something, it'll be some ridiculous shit that usually causes a big argument but I remember him. Then with that whole Cigbeer thread, in a way it's stupid to post that shit on here but it's way more entertaining then a lot of shit others post (like this post). Some other people on here (myself included) don't really add much to the conversation and I feel like that's not what slap is about and it makes these posters forgettable. I know that it's probably best for a balance between the two but still having people like Tracer around can help teach people how to heelflip on a 8.5. Then seeing all of Will Easley's png photos in each post reminds me of how stupid those are, especially when you know there will be a minimum of two per post.

I just really want to know these things so I can eventually develop a child to turn into the perfect slap poster and not become another worthless piece of shit.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1392 on: July 05, 2015, 04:49:42 AM »
i think i get the idea dogg. maybe you should hit the ignore button on willeasley if he's pissing you the fuck off.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1393 on: July 05, 2015, 05:32:41 AM »
Yeah I didn't really mean to sound like a kook and bent out of shape about people. But I was just genuinely curious about what makes someone memorable on slap. I was super depressed earlier thinking about how the only people I really talk to are my girlfriend and people on here and if I just stopped posting no one would give a shit.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1394 on: July 05, 2015, 09:53:06 AM »
If Terminator happened in '84, and T2 happened in '91, why isn't John Connor 7 in T2?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1395 on: July 05, 2015, 09:57:34 AM »
Yeah I didn't really mean to sound like a kook and bent out of shape about people. But I was just genuinely curious about what makes someone memorable on slap. I was super depressed earlier thinking about how the only people I really talk to are my girlfriend and people on here and if I just stopped posting no one would give a shit.

i would notice, you make laugh a lot

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1396 on: July 06, 2015, 07:26:51 AM »
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Yeah I didn't really mean to sound like a kook and bent out of shape about people. But I was just genuinely curious about what makes someone memorable on slap. I was super depressed earlier thinking about how the only people I really talk to are my girlfriend and people on here and if I just stopped posting no one would give a shit.
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i would notice, you make laugh a lot

Fuck that, you crack me up a lot, even your name makes me chuckle.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1397 on: July 06, 2015, 09:17:18 AM »
Thanks guys, I really do appreciate it and I didn't mean to turn this into giving me compliments. Hopefully I'll get good news on my knee and my depression stuff stops spilling onto here. The people on here know more about me and what's going on in my life then my own family and friends.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1398 on: July 07, 2015, 03:35:19 PM »
say there is a large water-filled container on a scale, large enough for a person to get in and tread water without putting any weight on the bottom of the container, does the person treading water add weight to the scale? and if so is it equal to their weight?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1399 on: July 07, 2015, 04:18:37 PM »
say there is a large water-filled container on a scale, large enough for a person to get in and tread water without putting any weight on the bottom of the container, does the person treading water add weight to the scale? and if so is it equal to their weight?

I would say yes , cause your body in water is like a boat displacing the water , forcing it to the sides . You are touching it / effecting it and adding to its mass

Even if you had some wind machine that pushes the water to the sides without touching it , the force would still add to the weight


I could be wrong though , i did flunk out of physics

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« Reply #1400 on: July 07, 2015, 04:40:06 PM »
unless some water splashes out, it's the same as standing on a scale normally.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1401 on: July 07, 2015, 05:06:36 PM »
What makes a good slap poster? Looking at all the hate that some posters get on here (Tracer and Jedi are perfect examples), is it better to have a poster that doesn't ever say anything extreme or the opposite?

Like I always know if I go to a Tracer thread or if I see he posts something, it'll be some ridiculous shit that usually causes a big argument but I remember him. Then with that whole Cigbeer thread, in a way it's stupid to post that shit on here but it's way more entertaining then a lot of shit others post (like this post). Some other people on here (myself included) don't really add much to the conversation and I feel like that's not what slap is about and it makes these posters forgettable. I know that it's probably best for a balance between the two but still having people like Tracer around can help teach people how to heelflip on a 8.5. Then seeing all of Will Easley's png photos in each post reminds me of how stupid those are, especially when you know there will be a minimum of two per post.

I just really want to know these things so I can eventually develop a child to turn into the perfect slap poster and not become another worthless piece of shit.


Compared to when I first started posting here this place is weak as fuck. Every day I come here I am reminded of why I stopped posting for several years. There used to be way more cocks and rudeness. I try to post things that will be interesting to all the people that are bored at work or wherever you are. I don't really have anything against no one other than he's a very boring writer and interviewer and he thought a story about a child getting raped by a screwdriver was funny. It's just funny to fuck with him because he responds everytime. I know weird things about him but I don't dislike him enough to post that. Do people think because he hosts an internet show with some pro ho that's viewed by mostly teenage boys he's off limits to fuck with?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1402 on: July 07, 2015, 05:08:00 PM »
Oh, and poopnutsupreme, you're one of the very few posters I like :-*
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1403 on: July 08, 2015, 10:35:13 AM »
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What makes a good slap poster? Looking at all the hate that some posters get on here (Tracer and Jedi are perfect examples), is it better to have a poster that doesn't ever say anything extreme or the opposite?

Like I always know if I go to a Tracer thread or if I see he posts something, it'll be some ridiculous shit that usually causes a big argument but I remember him. Then with that whole Cigbeer thread, in a way it's stupid to post that shit on here but it's way more entertaining then a lot of shit others post (like this post). Some other people on here (myself included) don't really add much to the conversation and I feel like that's not what slap is about and it makes these posters forgettable. I know that it's probably best for a balance between the two but still having people like Tracer around can help teach people how to heelflip on a 8.5. Then seeing all of Will Easley's png photos in each post reminds me of how stupid those are, especially when you know there will be a minimum of two per post.

I just really want to know these things so I can eventually develop a child to turn into the perfect slap poster and not become another worthless piece of shit.
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Compared to when I first started posting here this place is weak as fuck. Every day I come here I am reminded of why I stopped posting for several years. There used to be way more cocks and rudeness. I try to post things that will be interesting to all the people that are bored at work or wherever you are. I don't really have anything against no one other than he's a very boring writer and interviewer and he thought a story about a child getting raped by a screwdriver was funny. It's just funny to fuck with him because he responds everytime. I know weird things about him but I don't dislike him enough to post that. Do people think because he hosts an internet show with some pro ho that's viewed by mostly teenage boys he's off limits to fuck with?

Isnt that kind of like saying " Im not a racist but .... " ?

Anyways why fuck with anybody ? Why insult no one or Erica ?  why not just chill the fuck out , worry about your own life and try to be nice to people ?

Has no one or erica done anything personal against you ? If they did I guess I kind of see a point to insulting them or starting up shit , but most likely they are just living their lifes the best they can which doesnt really effect you much . So just go on with your life

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1404 on: July 18, 2015, 02:59:06 PM »
2 things. i was watching  clockwork orange and the background music sounded just like scarface.
also, the character 'dim' aka one of alex's droogs who later becomes a cop looks just like a british peter sidlauskas.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1405 on: July 18, 2015, 03:36:31 PM »
2 things. i was watching  clockwork orange and the background music sounded just like scarface.
also, the character 'dim' aka one of alex's droogs who later becomes a cop looks just like a british peter sidlauskas.
oh damn is that on Netflix? I looked for it on there the other night and it wasn't but it'd be cool if they put it back up.

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« Reply #1406 on: July 18, 2015, 03:48:49 PM »
i just googled 'watch clockwork orange' and streamed it. wasn't netflix.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1407 on: July 20, 2015, 07:03:01 PM »
Why do they call it "roots music" and play it on a goddamn banjo if the Accordion and the Bassoon were already invented?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1408 on: July 23, 2015, 08:17:55 PM »
When Grandmaster Flash dropped "The Message" back in the 80's was he put on a government list for saying he "Might hijack a plane"?

If Danny Way is at a party and "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen comes on does everyone at the party sing along or just him and a few of his friends?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1409 on: July 24, 2015, 09:17:27 AM »
If a guys name is Peter Peterson, does his sons last name become Petersonson?

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