Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 719655 times)

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #1560 on:** March 09, 2016, 02:49:27 PM »

^define "manly"

Justis · « **Reply #1561 on:** March 10, 2016, 03:09:52 PM »

Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical

Monty Burns · « **Reply #1562 on:** March 11, 2016, 04:56:33 AM »

Quote from: Justis on March 10, 2016, 03:09:52 PM

Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical

unless you are super tight with his family and they depend and need you there , No . Stay at home if it makes you feel better , it wont help your friend

lampshade · « **Reply #1563 on:** March 11, 2016, 06:32:02 AM »

Quote from: Allen. on March 05, 2016, 09:30:32 AM

I have a coworker named Andy Anderson and I just wanted to tell somebody that didn't already know this

I dated a girl whose dad's name is Tommy Thompson. I always thought it sounded like he should be a NASCAR driver.

iKobrakai · « **Reply #1564 on:** March 11, 2016, 06:34:55 AM »

Quote from: Monty Burns on March 11, 2016, 04:56:33 AM

Quote from: Justis on March 10, 2016, 03:09:52 PM
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Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical
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unless you are super tight with his family and they depend and need you there , No . Stay at home if it makes you feel better , it wont help your friend

Monty, that was by far, the most Swedish thing I've ever heard.

Justis, unless you have a proper excuse, you have to go. My Russian upbringing makes me a bit partial, though. I have friends that did not show up for a funeral of their mates and spent the rest of their life regretting it.

You decide, Im not gonna dog on your decision. It might not be that big of a deal where you come from.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #1565 on:** March 11, 2016, 07:26:13 AM »

Funerals are for those that are grieving. If you don't think it will aide in your grief, then I don't think you're obligated to go. Your friend is gone and will have no feelings one way or the other. If it's looked down on in your social circle, maybe explain to them that this is how you're dealing with it. You get to choose how to grieve and no one, not me or any of these other dipshits, gets a vote in how you do it.

ChuckRamone · « **Reply #1566 on:** March 11, 2016, 07:42:59 AM »

Funerals don't matter. Spending as much time as possible with a person before they pass should be everyone's priority. It's already too late when they're in a casket. I realized this at my friend's funeral and acted on it when my grandmother was about to pass.

Justis · « **Reply #1567 on:** March 11, 2016, 10:47:17 PM »

Thanks for all the advice guys, I did not end up going .

tobey · « **Reply #1568 on:** March 12, 2016, 09:43:28 PM »

Went to ROSS yesterday to get some shoes, i saw the only pro models there were Guy Mariano and Eric Koston's. Guy and Eric's new company coming out of ROSS?

Monty Burns · « **Reply #1569 on:** March 19, 2016, 05:39:55 PM »

Is Taylor Swift good in bed ?

She is extremely beautiful / pretty . But shes pretty damn thin as a stick . Id assume she is super confident aswell since she sings infront of millions of people everyday and paparazzi is always stalking her

glutton. · « **Reply #1570 on:** April 01, 2016, 12:41:45 AM »

If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?

idealhandmades · « **Reply #1571 on:** April 29, 2016, 08:08:58 AM »

Quote from: glutton. on April 01, 2016, 12:41:45 AM

If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?

they'd give you free Globes, but those ain't shoes.

Jim and Dan · « **Reply #1572 on:** April 29, 2016, 11:57:04 AM »

Quote from: idealhandmades on April 29, 2016, 08:08:58 AM

Quote from: glutton. on April 01, 2016, 12:41:45 AM
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If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?
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they'd give you free Globes, but those ain't shoes.

Holy Fucking Christmas on a Cracker, HE lives!!!

So dope...

FrenchFriedClownFingers · « **Reply #1573 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:18:14 PM »

what my neighbors think when they hear a woman moaning in pain/pleasure and they don't know if i'm watching porn listing to a death metal intro or watching a horror movie

why skating with no socks feels so good but smells so bad

Monkey_Mcpott · « **Reply #1574 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:55:02 PM »

I started enjoying not wearing underwear like at all, am i the only one that thinks its way more comfortable?

brycickle · « **Reply #1575 on:** May 04, 2016, 04:31:02 AM »

Listening to Billy Joel's "The Stranger" last night and I started wondering what it would have sounded like if he and Tom Waits had collaborated early in their careers. Hell, both of their debut albums were released in the same year.

FAT · « **Reply #1576 on:** May 06, 2016, 08:59:28 PM »

The Bahamen(who let the dogs out) must be from the Bahamas.

Bonefish · « **Reply #1577 on:** May 07, 2016, 04:24:47 PM »

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #1578 on:** May 11, 2016, 03:55:47 PM »

Why is the Thunder Trucks logo a grenade?

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #1579 on:** May 11, 2016, 07:26:41 PM »

How do you crap you're pants instantly when you're scared? I've gotten frightened many times and I've never taken a full shit in my pants. I don['t fart when I'm scared or anything really ass related. Has anyone have experience with this or is it a myth?

glutton. · « **Reply #1580 on:** May 16, 2016, 07:54:36 PM »

Quote from: Silky Johnson on May 11, 2016, 03:55:47 PM

Why is the Thunder Trucks logo a grenade?

Independent weirds me out with the iron cross. I try not to think about it much because it reminds me of Nazis.

wallieD · « **Reply #1581 on:** May 16, 2016, 08:28:52 PM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on May 11, 2016, 07:26:41 PM

How do you crap you're pants instantly when you're scared? I've gotten frightened many times and I've never taken a full shit in my pants. I don['t fart when I'm scared or anything really ass related. Has anyone have experience with this or is it a myth?

nerves can make you have to shit. but being scared and instantly shitting? i'm guessing they were prairie dogging at that very moment

wallieD · « **Reply #1582 on:** May 17, 2016, 04:43:54 PM »

could steve martin be drake's real father?

4LOM · « **Reply #1583 on:** May 18, 2016, 09:55:08 AM »

Quote from: 7 year old on March 09, 2016, 10:13:06 AM

do manly women generally have bigger clits?

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on March 09, 2016, 02:49:27 PM

^define "manly"

If defined as "having a big clit" then the answer to 7 year old's ponder is "necessarily"

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #1584 on:** May 18, 2016, 04:18:05 PM »

Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy. Have come across some smaller ones tho.

4LOM · « **Reply #1585 on:** May 19, 2016, 08:38:27 AM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on May 18, 2016, 04:18:05 PM

Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy. Have come across some smaller ones tho.

I bet you have, pervert

I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #1586 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:08:47 AM »

-"Smaller pussies" wasn't an age reference, they just come that way sometimes! Nice try. (the internet runs on scandal and innuendo.)

slappies · « **Reply #1587 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:36:06 AM »

Quote from: 4LOM on May 19, 2016, 08:38:27 AM

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on May 18, 2016, 04:18:05 PM
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Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy. Have come across some smaller ones tho.
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I bet you have, pervert

I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.

You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you!

perverted super otaku! · « **Reply #1588 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:40:51 AM »

Quote from: slappies on May 19, 2016, 09:36:06 AM

Quote from: 4LOM on May 19, 2016, 08:38:27 AM
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Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on May 18, 2016, 04:18:05 PM
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Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy. Have come across some smaller ones tho.
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I bet you have, pervert

I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.

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You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you!

In former Soviet Russia, 15 year old girl fucks English businessman so her captors won't beat or kill her, how times have changed

slappies · « **Reply #1589 on:** May 19, 2016, 10:08:36 AM »

Quote from: perverted super otaku! on May 19, 2016, 09:40:51 AM

Quote from: slappies on May 19, 2016, 09:36:06 AM
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Quote from: 4LOM on May 19, 2016, 08:38:27 AM
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Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on May 18, 2016, 04:18:05 PM
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Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy. Have come across some smaller ones tho.
[close]

I bet you have, pervert

I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.

[close]

You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you!
[close]
In former Soviet Russia, 15 year old girl fucks English businessman so her captors won't beat or kill her, how times have changed

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