Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 720549 times)

brycickle · « **Reply #3210 on:** January 21, 2019, 07:24:57 PM »

OH, I'M DEFINITELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! I'M ABOUT TO LIGHT MY HOUSE ON FIRE IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT SHIT!

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3211 on:** January 21, 2019, 07:37:27 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 21, 2019, 12:42:53 PM

There was a vid around the dawn of horrific internet vids 2 girls 1 cup mr hands etc of a girl inserting a small vibrator into a mans eurethra. It was tapered though and got thicker towards the top and she kept slowly inserting it deeper until finally his dick split down the sides and peeled down around the vibrator like a banana. Anyways happy MLK day, friends.

Hahaha, what a poignant tribute to Dr. King’s legacy.

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #3212 on:** January 21, 2019, 07:42:43 PM »

Quote from: brycickle on January 21, 2019, 07:24:57 PM

OH, I'M DEFINITELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! I'M ABOUT TO LIGHT MY HOUSE ON FIRE IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT SHIT!

Sarcasm noted. Glad your well. But why fein this distress over spelling on slap. Its common on slap, its easy for good spellers to get theyre jollies on forums i guess. Im just trying to navigate around you types.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3213 on:** January 21, 2019, 07:58:17 PM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on January 21, 2019, 07:42:43 PM

Quote from: brycickle on January 21, 2019, 07:24:57 PM
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OH, I'M DEFINITELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! I'M ABOUT TO LIGHT MY HOUSE ON FIRE IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT SHIT!
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Sarcasm noted. Glad your well. But why fein this distress over spelling on slap. Its common on slap, its easy for good spellers to get theyre jollies on forums i guess. Im just trying to navigate around you types.

You’re*

Allen. · « **Reply #3214 on:** January 22, 2019, 10:42:05 AM »

Why does what music Riley likes matter to you so fucking much you weirdo

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #3215 on:** January 22, 2019, 12:10:13 PM »

Quote from: Allen. on January 22, 2019, 10:42:05 AM

Why does what music Riley likes matter to you so fucking much you weirdo

Your the one being weird dude. This threads titled "things you pondered today" -my og post isnt too crazy man, this is supposed to be a safe place for pondering. I can wonder somthing like that without your blast of hatred.

smellsdead · « **Reply #3216 on:** January 22, 2019, 01:29:56 PM »

whats the average composition of dinglberrys?
what percentage is cotton, hair, tp, shit?

childhood · « **Reply #3217 on:** January 22, 2019, 02:20:05 PM »

Thrasher or Jenkem or whoever needs to make a Jamal Smith/sk8-MST3K web series a reality.

Also, what's the formula for embedding youtube links with a timecode on here?

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3218 on:** January 22, 2019, 02:30:14 PM »

That would be great. I guess the closest we’ve ever gotten is when Beelee Dat was reviewing kids’ sponsor me tapes.

straight · « **Reply #3219 on:** January 22, 2019, 04:42:14 PM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on January 22, 2019, 12:10:13 PM

this is supposed to be a safe place for pondering

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #3220 on:** January 22, 2019, 06:48:43 PM »

Quote from: childhood on January 22, 2019, 02:20:05 PM

Thrasher or Jenkem or whoever needs to make a Jamal Smith/sk8-MST3K web series a reality.

Also, what's the formula for embedding youtube links with a timecode on here?

I have an mst3k tattoo so I’m in favor of this if that’s worth anything. Also from a computer it’s under the share options but on mobile it’s not that easy. Kinda annoying to write out but this explains it

https://www.lifewire.com/link-to-specific-part-of-youtube-video-1616414

shalom · « **Reply #3221 on:** January 22, 2019, 07:57:25 PM »

slap is a lot like poker; it's not a sprint, it's a marathon

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #3222 on:** January 22, 2019, 08:44:16 PM »

Something is going bad in my apartment but what

Allen. · « **Reply #3223 on:** January 22, 2019, 09:14:19 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 22, 2019, 08:44:16 PM

Something is going bad in my apartment but what

If you wait long enough it'll be all of it

childhood · « **Reply #3224 on:** January 23, 2019, 08:42:02 AM »

Movie idea: Minding the Gap-style documentary about a group of internet posters in their late 20s/30s, who feel too old for Slap, but not yet mature enough for #skatetwitter.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #3225 on:** January 23, 2019, 08:45:55 AM »

Minding the Gip

straight · « **Reply #3226 on:** January 23, 2019, 09:34:30 AM »

someone on here said they knew gip irl and that he has a good back tail .. always wondered if that was true .. i can only picture his dumb face getting ass fucked

darkslideoftheforce · « **Reply #3227 on:** January 24, 2019, 12:04:58 AM »

cypher rap songs are kinda like skate videos. you gotta start with a really good verse, filler verses in between, then the best verse last.

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #3228 on:** January 24, 2019, 12:14:45 AM »

the words that make up the travel section's description are in a wrong order?

Dorknerd · « **Reply #3229 on:** January 24, 2019, 03:13:45 AM »

#writedelete #writedelete #writedelete #writedelete #writedelete #writedelete #writedelete #writedelete #writedelete #writedelete #writedelete post? 🙇‍♂️💁‍♂️🙍‍♂️💆‍♂️

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #3230 on:** January 24, 2019, 08:15:26 AM »

straight · « **Reply #3231 on:** January 24, 2019, 08:26:04 AM »

i immediately want to take a sawzawl to that tail just out of spite

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #3232 on:** January 24, 2019, 09:55:23 AM »

Quote from: straight on January 24, 2019, 08:26:04 AM

i immediately want to take a sawzawl to that tail just out of spite

I like how all the other covers are broken off

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #3233 on:** January 24, 2019, 11:19:12 AM »

Quote from: MintySandwhich on January 24, 2019, 09:55:23 AM

Quote from: straight on January 24, 2019, 08:26:04 AM
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i immediately want to take a sawzawl to that tail just out of spite
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I like how all the other covers are broken off

They're on hinges and swung over the other side.

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #3234 on:** January 24, 2019, 01:34:03 PM »

Quote from: shit_for_brains on January 24, 2019, 11:19:12 AM

Quote from: MintySandwhich on January 24, 2019, 09:55:23 AM
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Quote from: straight on January 24, 2019, 08:26:04 AM
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i immediately want to take a sawzawl to that tail just out of spite
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I like how all the other covers are broken off
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They're on hinges and swung over the other side.

That's I thought too, but the hinges are broken off on some of them.
Either way, why can't they just make normal fucking lockers haha

FROTHY · « **Reply #3235 on:** January 24, 2019, 09:34:03 PM »

Took a while to find the actual law that NY just passed regarding abortion. Here it is: https://www.news10.com/news/local-news/full-text-read-the-full-text-of-the-reproductive-heath-act/1718439748

The heart of the law:

"A HEALTH CARE PRACTITIONER LICENSED, CERTIFIED, OR AUTHORIZED UNDER TITLE EIGHT OF THE EDUCATION LAW, ACTING WITHIN HIS OR HER LAWFUL SCOPE OF PRACTICE, MAY PERFORM AN ABORTION WHEN, ACCORDING TO THE PRACTITIONER'S REASONABLE AND GOOD FAITH PROFESSIONAL JUDGMENT BASED ON THE FACTS OF THE PATIENT'S CASE: THE PATIENT IS WITHIN TWENTY-FOUR WEEKS FROM THE COMMENCEMENT OF PREGNANCY, OR THERE IS AN ABSENCE OF FETAL VIABILITY, OR THE ABORTION IS NECESSARY TO PROTECT THE PATIENT'S LIFE OR HEALTH."

I've been pondering it a lot.

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #3236 on:** January 25, 2019, 01:49:47 AM »

Quote from: MintySandwhich on January 24, 2019, 01:34:03 PM

just unmount the trucks and take it out.
free board and trucks. but separated

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #3237 on:** January 25, 2019, 12:21:23 PM »

Quote from: FROTHY on January 24, 2019, 09:34:03 PM

Took a while to find the actual law that NY just passed regarding abortion. Here it is: https://www.news10.com/news/local-news/full-text-read-the-full-text-of-the-reproductive-heath-act/1718439748

The heart of the law:

"A HEALTH CARE PRACTITIONER LICENSED, CERTIFIED, OR AUTHORIZED UNDER TITLE EIGHT OF THE EDUCATION LAW, ACTING WITHIN HIS OR HER LAWFUL SCOPE OF PRACTICE, MAY PERFORM AN ABORTION WHEN, ACCORDING TO THE PRACTITIONER'S REASONABLE AND GOOD FAITH PROFESSIONAL JUDGMENT BASED ON THE FACTS OF THE PATIENT'S CASE: THE PATIENT IS WITHIN TWENTY-FOUR WEEKS FROM THE COMMENCEMENT OF PREGNANCY, OR THERE IS AN ABSENCE OF FETAL VIABILITY, OR THE ABORTION IS NECESSARY TO PROTECT THE PATIENT'S LIFE OR HEALTH."

I've been pondering it a lot.

what's there to ponder?

FROTHY · « **Reply #3238 on:** January 25, 2019, 01:15:43 PM »

Quote from: feedmeseymour on January 25, 2019, 12:21:23 PM

Quote from: FROTHY on January 24, 2019, 09:34:03 PM
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Took a while to find the actual law that NY just passed regarding abortion. Here it is: https://www.news10.com/news/local-news/full-text-read-the-full-text-of-the-reproductive-heath-act/1718439748

The heart of the law:

"A HEALTH CARE PRACTITIONER LICENSED, CERTIFIED, OR AUTHORIZED UNDER TITLE EIGHT OF THE EDUCATION LAW, ACTING WITHIN HIS OR HER LAWFUL SCOPE OF PRACTICE, MAY PERFORM AN ABORTION WHEN, ACCORDING TO THE PRACTITIONER'S REASONABLE AND GOOD FAITH PROFESSIONAL JUDGMENT BASED ON THE FACTS OF THE PATIENT'S CASE: THE PATIENT IS WITHIN TWENTY-FOUR WEEKS FROM THE COMMENCEMENT OF PREGNANCY, OR THERE IS AN ABSENCE OF FETAL VIABILITY, OR THE ABORTION IS NECESSARY TO PROTECT THE PATIENT'S LIFE OR HEALTH."

I've been pondering it a lot.
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what's there to ponder?

I am wondering what the standard is for "protecting health". Technically, every birth affects the health of the mother, physically and psychologically. Most mothers would agree that giving birth is the most excruciating pain you could experience, so pretty much any abortion at any time seems like it could meet the standard of a health risk.

Just curious about where they draw the line, because if you leave the interpretation up to private medical professionals, it's no holds barred, like a medical marijuana card or pain killers.

Honestly just curious. I like to read legislation rather than having it interpreted to me, but I'm not clear on this one.

calvinsdream · « **Reply #3239 on:** January 25, 2019, 01:33:10 PM »

Quote from: FROTHY on January 25, 2019, 01:15:43 PM

Quote from: feedmeseymour on January 25, 2019, 12:21:23 PM
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Quote from: FROTHY on January 24, 2019, 09:34:03 PM
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Took a while to find the actual law that NY just passed regarding abortion. Here it is: https://www.news10.com/news/local-news/full-text-read-the-full-text-of-the-reproductive-heath-act/1718439748

The heart of the law:

"A HEALTH CARE PRACTITIONER LICENSED, CERTIFIED, OR AUTHORIZED UNDER TITLE EIGHT OF THE EDUCATION LAW, ACTING WITHIN HIS OR HER LAWFUL SCOPE OF PRACTICE, MAY PERFORM AN ABORTION WHEN, ACCORDING TO THE PRACTITIONER'S REASONABLE AND GOOD FAITH PROFESSIONAL JUDGMENT BASED ON THE FACTS OF THE PATIENT'S CASE: THE PATIENT IS WITHIN TWENTY-FOUR WEEKS FROM THE COMMENCEMENT OF PREGNANCY, OR THERE IS AN ABSENCE OF FETAL VIABILITY, OR THE ABORTION IS NECESSARY TO PROTECT THE PATIENT'S LIFE OR HEALTH."

I've been pondering it a lot.
[close]

what's there to ponder?
[close]

I am wondering what the standard is for "protecting health". Technically, every birth affects the health of the mother, physically and psychologically. Most mothers would agree that giving birth is the most excruciating pain you could experience, so pretty much any abortion at any time seems like it could meet the standard of a health risk.

Just curious about where they draw the line, because if you leave the interpretation up to private medical professionals, it's no holds barred, like a medical marijuana card or pain killers.

Honestly just curious. I like to read legislation rather than having it interpreted to me, but I'm not clear on this one.

I know, we wouldn't want to have abortions freely available, now would we

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