Things You Pondered Today

[Bagelskate]

Maybe they’ve seen it already and choose to stay away

[delaware county]

maybe the aliens heard about the bees being born full size and that also scared them along with the sonic the hedgehog porn

[ChuckRamone]

the old die hipster blog. man, that dude was bitter and angry. one day it just disappeared. was the person behind it ever named? probably some old fuck who hated himself.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

how it's easy to imagine what someone would look like if they were another gender. it makes pretty much everyone not hot at all. like I could easily imagine what a woman would look like if she were a dude or vice versa. this also has to do with my getting older and more asexual. sex is kinda disgusting and people's faces and bodies are too. I don't care how hot the person is. they shit and fart and their buttholes get stinky from dried-up shit and sweat and intestinal gas leaking out. and their dicks and vaginas and tits and asses are gross too. fuck humans. we're just ugly ass apes with less hair but a lot of us really like the way we look to the point of narcissism. what the fuck is that all about? when people are really into themselves, it makes them even uglier than they already are. humans are grotesque. despite what people have told you, you're not beautiful, even if you are. you're just biologically programmed to like yourself and be attracted to your own species.

Beauty is where you find it.

[straight]

why ppl like that vintage buffalo exchange style wardrobe .. like that their back nba shirts but it’s some dumb 7/11 sponsored t shirt idk .. like one or two ya i get but when that’s all you wear damn you look really bad always

[switchnolliecuffedjeans]

I pondered apon the shalom sticker I saw at the Boynton park as well as why I see so many people riding them motorized long boards

[Compl(i)ements]

My best regards, please enjoy the sun my friends of SLAP, remember to be conscious of it. One day it will be gone. I know you guys used to remember what that meant; at the bus stop and in the rain. A checkerboard pattern raincoat. A yellow swallow on a gray bench. I never noticed how odd thats gonna be. You promised myself that I would be back soon. I rested feeling assured, one day we would meet again. It wasn't one day soon, now i'm somewhere else. Im in a time before we met, where the sun still shines, it's a message for you, read this now. Hello.

[doublesteveburger]

what the fuck are you talking about

[childhood]

I've been seriously enjoying the (relatively) good weather we've been having in the NE lately, very conscious of the sun.

[silhouette]

My best regards, please enjoy the sun my friends of SLAP, remember to be conscious of it. One day it will be gone. I know you guys used to remember what that meant; at the bus stop and in the rain. A checkerboard pattern raincoat. A yellow swallow on a gray bench. I never noticed how odd thats gonna be. You promised myself that I would be back soon. I rested feeling assured, one day we would meet again. It wasn't one day soon, now i'm somewhere else. Im in a time before we met, where the sun still shines, it's a message for you, read this now. Hello.

I hereby salute your benevolent poetry and may you please be the one to engage into a discussion with the Hare Krishna dude the next time he bumps that one thread again.

[ghettygreensili]

I had a drunken moment last night where I deeply considered the perfect omelet. I even started looking up different kinds of eggs I could use for it. I haven't had the chance to put any of my ideas into action yet but I'm feeling really good about using an ostrich egg.

Shit would be massive.

[ChuckRamone]

in the 2030s and 2040s will music producers lust after the early 2000s “vintage” sound and get old computers and software to recreate it?

[iKobrakai]

in the 2030s and 2040s will music producers lust after the early 2000s “vintage” sound and get old computers and software to recreate it?

Ne, shitty hardware and software will always be around to enjoy that Soundcloud shit.

[straight]

I had a drunken moment last night where I deeply considered the perfect omelet. I even started looking up different kinds of eggs I could use for it. I haven't had the chance to put any of my ideas into action yet but I'm feeling really good about using an ostrich egg.

Shit would be massive.

what if i told you you could use more than one egg

[GasTheHostage]

I pondered how my parents take away my skateboard constantly as a punishment for "disrespect." But what can you about it, right?

[Bagelskate]

I pondered how my parents take away my skateboard constantly as a punishment for "disrespect." But what can you about it, right?

If you buy it with your own money they can’t take it. That’s stealing. It’s a law.

Or stop being a little prick to your parents.

Concerned_parent should be here soon to set you straight

[GasTheHostage]

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I pondered how my parents take away my skateboard constantly as a punishment for "disrespect." But what can you about it, right?

[close]

If you buy it with your own money they can’t take it. That’s stealing. It’s a law.

Or stop being a little prick to your parents.

Concerned_parent should be here soon to set you straight

see the thing is bro, I did buy this shit my cash. Secondly, I don't actually disrespect them they just get super offended over anything I say (My father gets constantly pissed off and complains about me taking ADD meds, even though its so severe it's nearly impossible for me to focus without them) Where's concerned_parent so I can steal his bearings.
edit: its not illegal for them to take my stuff since im not 18

[Bagelskate]

That was a joke lol

It seems like you have a good grasp of what makes them take your board... do the opposite. Or hide what’s making them mad

Try talking to your dad about the add. He might not understand your daily struggle without the meds.

[GasTheHostage]

That was a joke lol

It seems like you have a good grasp of what makes them take your board... do the opposite. Or hide what’s making them mad

Try talking to your dad about the add. He might not understand your daily struggle without the meds.

Dont mean to sound aggressive or anything, but do you really think I haven't tried that? Also I understand yeah they get offended in arguements over nonsense, but nearly every time they start the fight and not me.

[chris gentryfied]

[Dwyck]

Reading a thrasher from last year and I'm intrigued by the Girl ams like, rallying against having an active instagram account for work. Skating seems so precarious I'd much rather make some money posting lame shit about wearing my lakais to the gym if it means $$$, especially if I skated bump to bars and 15+ stair handrails  and worked in a flower shop for a living

[GasTheHostage]

lol

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

i've noticed that skaters who obsess over having the the "right" gear usually suck at skating while the guys who ride whatever they can afford/find don't suck.

what's up with that?

[Complements4U]

My best regards, please enjoy the sun my friends of SLAP, remember to be conscious of it. One day it will be gone. I know you guys used to remember what that meant; at the bus stop and in the rain. A checkerboard pattern raincoat. A yellow swallow on a gray bench. I never noticed how odd thats gonna be. You promised myself that I would be back soon. I rested feeling assured, one day we would meet again. It wasn't one day soon, now i'm somewhere else. Im in a time before we met, where the sun still shines, it's a message for you, read this now. Hello.

Hello,
You really need to read this message right now, because its for you. I'm here in a time after we met, where the sun still shines. I know it wasn't one day soon, and now im somewhere else. I know you rested, after I made you feel assured, that some day would come where we would meet again. You promised yourself that I would be back, and I let you do it. You never noticed how odd it all was. I mean a yellow swallow on a gray bench? A checkerboard pattern raincoat? I know we used to remember what that meant, but we just don't care to anymore. That's why we left you there, at the bus stop.... in the rain. The day is now, where it is all gone. I hope you can enjoy the sun some other day friend, my best regards.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

I was randomly thinking what it would be like if Jim Carrey, at the height of his fame, starred in a David Lynch movie like Lost Highway.

[hangontoyourego]

I was randomly thinking what it would be like if Jim Carrey, at the height of his fame, starred in a David Lynch movie like Lost Highway.

what was the last movie jim made ? i recall he was gaping his beard out and acting oddly but maybe he was still in the roll of that character.

[childhood]

He does paintings that always get a lot of news coverage now, and is gonna be Dr.Robotnik in the Sonic movie that's coming out this year.
Him acting like he's a philosopher or something the last few years has been really annoying.

[chris gentryfied]

his paintings are shit. they're like left wing newspaper cartoons only in color. i think guilt is eating him up after he gave that nice Irish girl herpes and she offed herself.

[hangontoyourego]

oh god i think i did see his paintings . he thinks he’s so smart and wants the world to know . i think he was on bill maher not to long ago wearing a leather motorcycle jacket like some hipster . when did he give herpes to a girl ?

[chris gentryfied]

she killed herself after. he kinda been crazy since but hasn't taken responsibility.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4819940/Jim-Carrey-lied-Herpes-outbreak-ex-told-therapist.html