Things You Pondered Today

[RCB3]

In Misled Youth during Jamie's hammer section, when he tailslides the big Arco rail, he lands it a tiny bit sketchy, but then lands it perfectly in the credits. I always wondered why they didn't use the perfect landing one in his actual part. For reference, the one in his part is as 17:01 and the credits one is at 29:09:

[SneakySecrets]

How many people have testified in court while being really, really high?  That’s gotta be crazy.

[Banned from the room]

How many people have testified in court while being really, really high?  That’s gotta be crazy.

Should be able to get rid of that tho. I would immediately ask my lawyer to request a drug test on the witness against me.

[Sizzle]

I’ve met several people in my life with two dads, but never met anyone with two moms?

Just googled it and ~23% of married lesbian households have children living w them (doesn’t say if adopted specifically) and only ~6% for married gay dudes
 
Little confusing but idk you guys had a friend with lesbian parents? Might just be small sample size on my end due to not a lot of friends

[doublesteveburger]

i had a friend with lesbian parents, unrelated but he 86'd himself a couple years ago


kinda related - do media outlets have obituaries for high profile people pre-written in some huge file? some publications have full blown biographies within the hour which is kinda sus



idk i'm a cheeseburger

[matt_2993]

^^ yeah I guess idk where I sourced this but it's definitely a thing that they have some prepped and ready to go

[Jebediah]

What the morning toilet bowl would look like if you had nothing but corn for dinner. Cornfetti every which way? Or a digested replica of a corn on the cob?

[igrindtwinkies]

I watched this in it's entirety during some down time at work last week.  It reminded me of the Johnny Depp trial.  Kim is clearly a BPD manipulative cunt who's the worse of two evils, but alot of Em's behavior is just straight up trashy.  I can't imagine how this shit would be received in modern times.

[Chavo]

Hey Americans (and maybe Canadians) how did you grow up/ still eat dinner?
It was always weird to me on tv when on whatever show they'd just invite people to stay over for dinner without pre planning and then when they're eating the table is just covered in plates and bowls of food. Like just make a whole massive bowl of peas or each veg or cook multiple kilos of meat just for one meal.
Is this even real or just a tv thing?

Just for tv. Even the most banal movies in the U.S. reflect some screenwriter's unconscious fantasies.

[SneakySecrets]

Has a crime been committed here?  If so, it’s as close to a victimless crime as has anything has ever been.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/zoo-keeper-licks-monkeys-butt_n_1475873/amp

[alexander glownig]

i had a friend with lesbian parents, unrelated but he 86'd himself a couple years ago


kinda related - do media outlets have obituaries for high profile people pre-written in some huge file? some publications have full blown biographies within the hour which is kinda sus



idk i'm a cheeseburger

i believe some are written by the next of kin. if it's a public figure they likely raid their wiki page for highlights. also, obits usually come out close to a wk after death so it's not available the minute the body turns cold, it just seems that way.
i'm pondering who is this eliza bleu that is all over youtube. she's in rap videos from a while ago but claims to have been trafficked but the claims came during lockdown. people are calling bullshit. i'd never heard of her. what a nutty thing to fake!

[Banned from the room]

I erased a two hour rant.

I'm going skating. I miss my niece and my nephews so badly.

I'm going to go to Boston rn and skate circles somewhere besides the park. It's been hard to park lately. I feel like out of place at the skatepark sometimes. If I do have fun I regret staying there all day thinking about what I could have done elsewhere.

If I had magnesium trucks I would never go to the park. I'm working on a truck that requires me to have a really smooth grinding ledge.

I been thinking about eggs a bunch lately and haven't been there since the beginning of Covid. It sucks it's so close to the skate park. The skate park is a trap.

Here's a video of me teaching the kids two years ago. I'm a failure this time. These are the first group of kids in the family who didn't stick with the skating yet.



At least the kids are punk. That's always automatic in this family tho.

(my heart my heart)

https://youtube.com/shorts/gfcKjbsB_4s?feature=share

[alexander glownig]

I erased a two hour rant.

I'm going skating. I miss my niece and my nephews so badly.

I'm going to go to Boston rn and skate circles somewhere besides the park. It's been hard to park lately. I feel like out of place at the skatepark sometimes. If I do have fun I regret staying there all day thinking about what I could have done elsewhere.

If I had magnesium trucks I would never go to the park. I'm working on a truck that requires me to have a really smooth grinding ledge.

I been thinking about eggs a bunch lately and haven't been there since the beginning of Covid. It sucks it's so close to the skate park. The skate park is a trap.

Here's a video of me teaching the kids two years ago. I'm a failure this time. These are the first group of kids in the family who didn't stick with the skating yet.



At least the kids are punk. That's always automatic in this family tho.

(my heart my heart)

https://youtube.com/shorts/gfcKjbsB_4s?feature=share

do the eggs skaters accept you? or you just don't give a? i picture dapper rappers and not really punker style at the eggs. maybe it's accepting of the weird the bad and the ugly, just asking. i guess the one junkie kid who swims in the dirty water is kind of punk

[Banned from the room]

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I erased a two hour rant.

I'm going skating. I miss my niece and my nephews so badly.

I'm going to go to Boston rn and skate circles somewhere besides the park. It's been hard to park lately. I feel like out of place at the skatepark sometimes. If I do have fun I regret staying there all day thinking about what I could have done elsewhere.

If I had magnesium trucks I would never go to the park. I'm working on a truck that requires me to have a really smooth grinding ledge.

I been thinking about eggs a bunch lately and haven't been there since the beginning of Covid. It sucks it's so close to the skate park. The skate park is a trap.

Here's a video of me teaching the kids two years ago. I'm a failure this time. These are the first group of kids in the family who didn't stick with the skating yet.



At least the kids are punk. That's always automatic in this family tho.

(my heart my heart)

https://youtube.com/shorts/gfcKjbsB_4s?feature=share

[close]

do the eggs skaters accept you? or you just don't give a? i picture dapper rappers and not really punker style at the eggs. maybe it's accepting of the weird the bad and the ugly, just asking. i guess the one junkie kid who swims in the dirty water is kind of punk

I get on with all of skating. Real recognizes real. Plus I worship with granite alter and give thanks to my patron saints Kalis and Stevie. I respect eggs

[matt_2993]

Never in my life did I think Lil Yachty would make the f greatest modern day album of my generation

[SneakySecrets]

I get really pissed off when a couple of Venetian blinds get flipped the opposite direction as all the others.  And you can’t just leave them; it makes it look like a crackhead lives there.

It is kind of a miracle how they work though.  I’ve tried to figure it out before and gave up.  Above my level of intellect.  Mr. Venetian or whoever thought up how to string them up is a fucking genius.

[JoseCansnake0]

Hey Americans (and maybe Canadians) how did you grow up/ still eat dinner?
It was always weird to me on tv when on whatever show they'd just invite people to stay over for dinner without pre planning and then when they're eating the table is just covered in plates and bowls of food. Like just make a whole massive bowl of peas or each veg or cook multiple kilos of meat just for one meal.
Is this even real or just a tv thing?

If it wasn't a pre-planned meal, that just doesn't happen. If 6 people come over, they're all getting the same dish.

If we're talking Thanksgiving, then family style is definitely a thing. Lots of choices and options

[Sizzle]

I can’t hold you, nowadays I don’t even wait for my thang to get hard before I start masturbating

[SneakySecrets]

Being lost is like being trapped but just without the walls, man

[pugmaster]

There is nothing more emasculating than opening up a tube of pre made biscuits.

[SneakySecrets]

Does anyone one else besides me forget how muscley horses are until you stand next to one?

[RCB3]

There is nothing more emasculating than opening up a tube of pre made biscuits.

Because of the anticipation of the foreboding terror that comes with the "pop!" that happens when it opens?

[RCB3]

I feel like Sk8Mafia was ahead of its time with Sk8Mafia Saturdays. I used to love looking forward to those series. Why don't teams put out a weekly video like that where it's mainly throwaway footage, but still fun to watch? Seems like a good way to get people stoked on your team.

[Mean salto]

The future will be like the walking dead but with hoards of millions of giant pigs. There will be nowhere to hide and only those who can get onto ships and make it to the ocean will survive (at least until the inevitable ocean wars)

[Banned from the room]

Incoming machine gun posts due to glitch in the matrix

[matt_2993]

This weekend is shaping up to be way too good and far beyond anything I deserve. I have a feeling horrible realities will be faced. Will report back

[SneakySecrets]

It’s so awesome how all the sudden there are UFOs all over the place.

[Sizzle]

You don’t know suffering until you’ve drunk vomited in a megabus bathroom

[Mean salto]

What if old religions didn't want people to eat pigs because thousands of years ago they won the human hog war and didn't want them coming back.
Also how much cooler it would be if instead of creating cows and pigs to farm they had birds. Maybe we'd ride ostriches to work and instead of leather we'd wear all feather clothes. maybe eat big moa eggs instead of meat

[Sizzle]

Mikey Taylor gives financial advice like it’s a mid 2000s trick tip video

1. Set your feet up in a way that feels comfortable to you
2. Pop
3. Find someone willing to lend you hundreds of thousands of dollars with a low interest rate
4. Land it bolts and ride away clean