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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6360 on: August 13, 2025, 09:42:34 PM »
Do fingerboarders ever focus their boards?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6361 on: August 21, 2025, 09:11:23 PM »
What is the universe expanding into. I always kinda thought of us as a spark. Or a chemical spill on a puddle. But there’s no puddle.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6362 on: August 23, 2025, 07:00:01 PM »
next time I get a fat check im a buy some online coaching from norman woods. underground legend foreal no way its not worth it
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6363 on: August 23, 2025, 09:47:41 PM »
why did the show "everybody loves raymond" exist? or, why is/was ray romano a successful comedian?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6364 on: August 24, 2025, 01:35:58 AM »
Why do I live in high cost of living country? Rent at decent AirBnB is 500 a month in Vietnam. The idea of just living life instead of going to work is becoming more and more appealing.

why did the show "everybody loves raymond" exist? or, why is/was ray romano a successful comedian?
It is weird that he leaned into being a sports fan

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6365 on: August 24, 2025, 08:30:11 AM »
Why do I live in high cost of living country? Rent at decent AirBnB is 500 a month in Vietnam. The idea of just living life instead of going to work is becoming more and more appealing.


There was once a businessman Action Sports Venture Capitalist who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian Vietnamese village.

As he sat, he saw a Brazilian Vietnamese fisherman/skateboarder rowing a small boat towards the shore having caught quite few big fish gnars and fish.

The businessman was impressed and asked the fisherman/skateboarder, “How long does it take you to catch so many gnars and fish?”

The fisherman/skateboarder replied, “Oh, just a short while.”

“Then why don’t you stay longer at sea and catch even more?” The Action Sports Venture Capitalist was astonished.

“This is enough to feed and stoke out my whole family,” the fisherman/skateboarder said.

The Action Sports Venture Capitalist then asked, “So, what do you do for the rest of the day?”

The fisherman/skateboarder replied, “Well, I usually wake up early in the morning, go out to sea and catch a few fish, then go back and play with my kids. In the afternoon, I take a nap with my wife, and when evening comes, I join my buddies in the village for a drink — we play guitar, sing and dance throughout the night. While doing drunk slappies (And read Slap a little)"

The Action Sports Venture Capitalist offered a suggestion to the fisherman.

“I am a PhD in business management and Action Sports Amplitude Metrics. I could help you to become a more successful person. From now on, you should spend more time at sea and try to catch as many gnars and fish as possible. When you have saved enough money, you could buy a bigger boat and catch even more gnars and fish. Soon you will be able to afford to buy more boats, set up your own company, your own production plant for canned food, Hardware, and distribution network. By then, you will have moved out of this village and to Sao Paulo, where you can set up HQ to manage your other branches.”

The fisherman/skateboarder continues, “And after that?”

The Action Sports Venture Capitalist laughs heartily, “After that, you can live like a king in your own house, and when the time is right, you can go public and float your shares in the Stock Exchange, and you will be rich.”

The fisherman/skateboarder asks, “And after that?”

The Action Sports Venture Capitalist says, “After that, you can finally retire, you can move to a house by the fishing village, wake up early in the morning, catch a few gnars and fish, then return home to play with kids, have a nice afternoon nap with your wife, and when evening comes, you can join your buddies for a drink, play the guitar, sing and dance throughout the night! While doing drunk slappies (And read Slap a little.)”

The fisherman/skateboarder was puzzled, “Isn’t that what I am doing now?”

« Last Edit: August 24, 2025, 08:53:12 AM by JM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6366 on: August 27, 2025, 04:48:31 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6367 on: August 27, 2025, 06:17:21 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6368 on: August 28, 2025, 12:56:37 PM »
Surfing is skateboardings big brother who is kinda racist and snowboarding is skateboardings little brother who is a little spoiled.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6369 on: August 28, 2025, 02:34:17 PM »
Surfing is skateboardings big brother who is kinda racist and snowboarding is skateboardings little brother who is a little spoiled.

BMX is the cousin who hit his head 3 too many times
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6370 on: August 30, 2025, 09:35:18 PM »
Jamie foy one of the only guys to pull off the Red Bull hat. It fits his Florida man underdog swag. He might really fuck with that shit. Like he would a had that hat in his rotation as a regular guy
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6371 on: September 02, 2025, 08:41:52 PM »
my palms hurt really bad. I thought is was cause I been taking spills and I was a little weak from being sick but I just realized I been on a mosquito killing spree. It’s my passion

Yesterday I went 20 kills no bites. All palm claps or banging palm against wall when they are resting. I don’t know if I can stop. My palms hurt really bad
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6372 on: September 03, 2025, 07:16:49 AM »
If they’re taking away SSI and housing and making homelessness illegal what’s the end game?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6373 on: September 04, 2025, 06:19:14 PM »
Why did I spend all my groceries to cook insanely spicy szechuan mapo tofu just to end up eating it for the 24 hours leading to my 2nd date with a girl tomorrow. I have time to intervene but its just too damn good not to

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6374 on: September 05, 2025, 03:27:36 AM »
Was early 90s EMB scene like Lord of the Flies?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6375 on: September 11, 2025, 12:04:20 AM »
How do you evaluate the monetary worth of status? I went to a sort of townhall meeting to try and save a diy skatepark, and the city councillors listened to a roomfull of people, unanimously saying the diy should be preserved. On the other end of the equation is a 5 million dollar building contract. Made me wonder how many people, or how important those people would have to be in order to create a compelling argument in the face of 5 mil.

https://montreal.citynews.ca/2025/09/10/montreal-skateboarders-p45-park-redevelopment/
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6376 on: September 11, 2025, 09:16:42 AM »
I haven’t hit the sensimila in 4 days and for 4 days in a row I have had dreams and remembered them. I used to think ppl were lying about it suppressed dreams

I also just quit my overnight job and have been sleeping at night instead of the day time. I have no choice but to procure some green and get dumb baked to test my hypothesis
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6377 on: September 11, 2025, 05:21:50 PM »
I haven’t hit the sensimila in 4 days and for 4 days in a row I have had dreams and remembered them. I used to think ppl were lying about it suppressed dreams

I also just quit my overnight job and have been sleeping at night instead of the day time. I have no choice but to procure some green and get dumb baked to test my hypothesis

I can 100% confirm that weed supresses dreams.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6378 on: September 12, 2025, 01:26:19 PM »
I’ve decided to never argue with anyone on social media. Instead of reacting to whatever long, drawn out argument someone has replied, I’ll just say “You do you.”

Whatever the meaning it may have for anyone else, to me, I always thought it says, go fuck yourself.

It’s amazing how effective this has been.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6379 on: September 13, 2025, 10:29:23 AM »
I’ll just say “You do you.”

I'll do me.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6380 on: September 13, 2025, 03:04:59 PM »


Ben Lawrie's Slam SOTY part from 2021 sync's nearly perfectly with Die Antewoord's ,,Fok Julie Naaiers" if the beat drops when he lands the nollie heel in his first line.


"Are remix parts still a thing?"


"Why concede all work ethic to the protestants, y'know?"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6381 on: September 16, 2025, 06:59:39 AM »
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I haven’t hit the sensimila in 4 days and for 4 days in a row I have had dreams and remembered them. I used to think ppl were lying about it suppressed dreams

I also just quit my overnight job and have been sleeping at night instead of the day time. I have no choice but to procure some green and get dumb baked to test my hypothesis
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I can 100% confirm that weed supresses dreams.

I believed you but I have now independently confirmed.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6382 on: September 18, 2025, 11:44:59 AM »
- I have a chance at 420 post 69 rep
- I need to make a zine or at least get locked in with the community
- It’s a chance gonz invented kickflip on a bike or atleast was a early adopter
- Thinking about the days I sold out
- Have a chance to sell out again
- I haven’t skated in 4 days
- I think I’m the type of person that needs way to much going on so I have no time to procrastinate
- Maybe I just need to relax but $$$
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6383 on: September 18, 2025, 03:34:06 PM »
- I have a chance at 420 post 69 rep

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6384 on: September 18, 2025, 03:45:11 PM »
Do I block the boonies add from my YouTube or just ignore it so they have to keep paying? Does it work like that?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6385 on: September 18, 2025, 05:50:40 PM »
Are the new x97 berry wheels from bones a sign that small wheels are becoming a thing to save money?

(52, 50, 48 mm)



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6386 on: September 19, 2025, 05:02:22 PM »
Rolled my ankle rolling down the sidewalk and getting stuck in crack, and it is burning in pain.

I can’t skate now, but I am in a good mood?  ???

Does this pain make me feel good because it reminds me of my better days of skating, carefree and young?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6387 on: September 19, 2025, 06:23:04 PM »
Do I block the boonies add from my YouTube or just ignore it so they have to keep paying? Does it work like that?
You have to play the whole commfcial if it’s under 30 seconds, or watch at least 30 seconds if it’s more than that.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6388 on: September 19, 2025, 06:28:23 PM »
Do I block the boonies add from my YouTube or just ignore it so they have to keep paying? Does it work like that?

you dont have to even watch advertisements on youtube.
get Brave browser for iphone or computer, never have to watch ads again. for free.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #6389 on: September 19, 2025, 09:18:57 PM »
Who outed Jared Fogle and how long did they know about him before they did?