On my way to the liquor store tonight, I came across a drunken homeless man. Men like this are, in my opinion, the salt of any urban society.
In a stupor already, he inquired as to whether or not I was a cop. And proceeded to tell me he was a Millionaire with an old retirement home, that he only rented out to young women.
Being that skateboarders come into contact with the homeless on a regular basis, I was hoping some PALS could share some stories.
Hobo showdowns, defecation glimpses, etc are welcome.