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Holy shit. That is really horrifying and sad.

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Holy shit, everything about that is just fucking horrible.

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If I was being eaten by a bear, the last thing on my mind would be to take my cell phone and call someone a few times to say a bear is chewing on me

sorry for the weird way of saying that, no disrespect, that whole story is just too sad and horrible, may they both rest in peace

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this makes me sad

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In today's world, it is sad to say, but I could see why a fake story would be run (in order to generate traffic and sell advertising space).  If that wasn't the case here, then without, yes, it would be a truly tragic even that no one should have to experience.


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It's pretty messed up for everyone involved.  The girl and step father for getting mauled, and for the mother having to hear her daughter dying.  At the same time it's shitty for the bears.  It's their natural habitat that is being taken from them and they are just trying to survive.  Humans are truly weak when it comes down to it, without machines and weapons we are almost defenceless.  In the wild, the strongest survive!  That being said, I wish this never happened.  I can't imagine what her mother is going through.

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Any of you guys ever seen Grizzly Man?
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i know i've posted some messed up things before, but reading this story was just devastating to me.

i don't even want to imagine what those phone calls must have been like for the mother. hope she gets some much needed help and is able to somehow keep it together.


Any of you guys ever seen Grizzly Man?

god, the ending of that movie is so depressing. i remember watching a making of and Werner Herzog said the audio of the attack was one of the most horrific things he's ever heard. it's so bad that he vowed to never release it to the public.

here's a great quote from the film

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there were 3 calls to her mom it lasted an hour why wouldnt she call 911 or something.

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2011, 08:50:37 AM »
Any of you guys ever seen Grizzly Man?
That Werner Herzog movie about that grizzly-lover who got killed by a grizzly? I started it once paused it and somehow forgot about it. Must finish
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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2011, 08:54:02 AM »
there were 3 calls to her mom it lasted an hour why wouldnt she call 911 or something.

...I'm guessing she was in shock for quite some time. That would explain her talking but not being in pain (as mentioned in one part of the article). Just a guess, but I imagine as more trauma occurred, the looser her hold on reality became to some degree. I've read about a number of situations (not counting seeing white lights and stuff) of people hitting a point of a drug-induced-like state of acceptance of their impending demise as the brain shuts down certain functions and releases chemicals to help transition a person from the actual miserable place they're in to a place that's real, but a but obscured by the brain releasing (sometimes described as) euphoric chemicals.

Basically, her combination of agony, trauma, adrenaline and shock had her out of her mind. Later on, even more so as she probably lost a lot of blood (and oxygen because of that).

Ah, I couldn't stop thinking about this shit yesterday. As mentioned, from the family to the bears themselves, this is just so fucking sad.

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2011, 08:56:50 AM »
we are all tryin' to eat out here. bear and man alike.
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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2011, 09:12:12 AM »
Any of you guys ever seen Grizzly Man?

Totally forgot about that movie. That was brutal when the family and friends listened to the deaths go down because the camera was still on when they were being eaten. Very sad stuff, both stories are horrific.

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2011, 09:31:15 AM »
what a grizzly situation..it must have been unbearable for her

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2011, 01:22:12 PM »


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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2011, 03:56:10 PM »
what a grizzly situation..it must have been unbearable for her
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but really? sent hunters to kill the cubs as well? that just seems really lame...

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2011, 04:28:42 PM »
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what a grizzly situation..it must have been unbearable for her
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double puns all up in this biznitch

but really? sent hunters to kill the cubs as well? that just seems really lame...

yeah that's harsh, but once they've tasted blood...

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2011, 04:45:14 PM »
Really weird story, just a reminder on how being armed in a bear zone is a good life choice. The girl seemd to leave with dignity and peace.

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2011, 07:36:26 PM »


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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2011, 07:41:49 PM »
That bear was just doin' it's thang.

Seriously though, that is one of the most horrible things I've ever read.

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2011, 04:28:06 AM »
I wonder what kind of emergency services that area has? That whole situation is a fucking bummer. That mother must've felt like the absolute most helpless person ever.

I just read some article about tourists in Yellowstone pretty much trying to pose with Grizzly bears, and even one guy trying to chase one with his video camera. Those things are no fucking joke.

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2011, 08:50:30 AM »

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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2011, 01:33:34 PM »
That's pretty sad but why would they kill the bears? If you go fishing in bear territory being eaten by a bear is a chance you take.
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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2011, 02:35:29 PM »
because the theory is once a bear (or other wild animal) kills and eats humans, then they are going to keep doing it, which causes a threat to more people.  its a safety thing and it makes sense.  sucks for the bears because they are just doing what their instincts tell them, but life's a bitch when you're not top of the food chain
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Re: "Mom, calling to let you know this bear is eating me, be dead soon, bye"
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2011, 02:42:12 PM »
because the theory is once a bear (or other wild animal) kills and eats humans, then they are going to keep doing it, which causes a threat to more people.  its a safety thing and it makes sense.  sucks for the bears because they are just doing what their instincts tell them, but life's a bitch when you're not top of the food chain

Well said.

This story sounds fucked, I started to read the article but I stopped, I just really don't want more horrible ideas/images in my head than there has to be.

All I know is bears are fucking brutal and not to fuck around with them.
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