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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 05:21:56 PM »
Wot.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 05:40:45 PM »
So I hold my board with my dick?
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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2011, 05:44:45 PM »
are people that fucking lazy?

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2011, 05:56:57 PM »
that'd be perfect if I hadn't just bought these brand new hands. FUCK
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2011, 05:58:45 PM »
i know their tryna get their lil entrepreneur-ish goin on, but that shit is whack.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2011, 06:03:08 PM »
Thank goodness I never have to carry my board again. It was such a hassle.
No plans, just ideas

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2011, 06:10:22 PM »
since i already carry a zippo on my belt, a leatherman, a mobilephone, an ipod, a bowie knife, handcuffs, and a beer holder, a skateboard hook is what i was waiting for.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2011, 06:14:43 PM »
since i already carry a zippo on my belt, a leatherman, a mobilephone, an ipod, a bowie knife, handcuffs, and a beer holder, a skateboard hook is what i was waiting for.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2011, 06:19:03 PM »
Belt-attached skateboard hangers; because mallgrabbers need to make fun of someone too.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2011, 06:20:44 PM »
It's the ultimate mallgrab

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2011, 06:21:09 PM »
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since i already carry a zippo on my belt, a leatherman, a mobilephone, an ipod, a bowie knife, handcuffs, and a beer holder, a skateboard hook is what i was waiting for.
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yes, as well as my keys, a compass, a pen, another pen (in case the first one doesn't work) a gameboy, a tape measure (to measure truck sizes, indeed), a small bible, cigarettes in a case, and a bike lock.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2011, 06:22:34 PM »
you're supposed to ride that shit.

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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2011, 06:31:31 PM »
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since i already carry a zippo on my belt, a leatherman, a mobilephone, an ipod, a bowie knife, handcuffs, and a beer holder, a skateboard hook is what i was waiting for.
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yes, as well as my keys, a compass, a pen, another pen (in case the first one doesn't work) a gameboy, a tape measure (to measure truck sizes, indeed), a small bible, cigarettes in a case, and a bike lock.

oh. now i get it.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2011, 06:34:07 PM »
Well i dont need to carry my skateboard cause the fuckin skateboard carries me.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2011, 06:35:34 PM »
Nice, always wanted to skate with a 1950's abortion apparatus in my pocket.

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« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2011, 07:10:05 PM »
when are they gonna invent something that lands tricks for you? cause i dont feel like skating but i like telling people that i landed so-and-so trick so i need something to help me in that department.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2011, 09:39:20 PM »
wouldn't work with a shoelace belt

looks like it'd hurt if you fell on it

looks dumb

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2011, 09:45:10 PM »
when are they gonna invent something that lands tricks for you? cause i dont feel like skating but i like telling people that i landed so-and-so trick so i need something to help me in that department.
it's not fantasizing if it really happened.  your gay as fuck for even thinkin about them havin sex u fagit

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2011, 10:01:39 PM »
Belt-attached skateboard hangers; because mallgrabbers need to make fun of someone too.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2011, 10:33:30 PM »
i can see an advertisement the likes of nikons new one coming. "i am hung."

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2011, 11:12:08 PM »
It's the ultimate mallgrab

i don't know, i always kinda liked the move christian slater did in Gleaming the Cube where he had his board hanging out of his pocket by the wheel
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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2011, 11:14:12 PM »
Nice, always wanted to skate with a 1950's abortion apparatus in my pocket.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2011, 11:25:39 PM »
Always found that I couldn't fuck my clothes up enough with grip tape. Now I can "get some".
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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2011, 11:30:47 PM »
   


  Yeah coz i always wanted to look this cool

 

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2011, 11:41:17 PM »
yeah i would never use this. shits wack

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2011, 12:57:29 AM »
the second i saw him mallgrab i was over it.
this is such a horrid idea obviously thought up by someone who does not even appreciate skateboarding.

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2011, 01:15:39 AM »
this, however, i do want pretty bad: http://fairdalebikes.com/2011/05/yeah-new-website/

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2011, 01:33:39 AM »
In related Kickstarter ideas, this one seems like a way better idea: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/revolights/revolights-join-the-revolution  

There's no way we're going to see that Hung thing in real life anytime soon I guess (/hope).

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Re: HUNG - A new way to carry your skateboard.
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2011, 01:42:24 AM »
Huh?

If you have your board and need both hands free doesn't everyone just hold it in their mouths.