I thought of more:
My friend was at the chalk board with the teacher in Junior year of high school. I threw a pencil at my friend, missed and it came within a centimeter of my teachers head. They both turn around and my jaw is just dropped in shock. No way to cover up I did it, she just knew. She of course has me stay after class and was thinking of what to do. I somehow talked her out of doing anything.
In 7th grade I sprayed my friend's cologne on this girl I had a crush on (because you bully the girls you like at that age, ha!). She broke out in a rash and pretty much hated me until Sophomore year. Blew it with her.
Ran from a cop at gun point while smoking weed Junior year. He let everyone off and I was the subject of a city-wide manhunt in Irvine (the cops are pretty bored there). I was chased at least 6 different times during the day. Jumped through so many backyards to hide, got chased by dogs and people. Actually made it home but the cops were already there when I showed up. Turns out all my friends played dumb as to who I was but one said "I don't know him but that is his car". Moron!
Used to smoke weed on my high school campus all the time.
Again, high school, took 4 vicadin one time and forgot. Smoked a bunch of weed (with Krystal Steal before she began her porn career
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) after and pretty much felt like I was going to die. Turned ghost white, had some mild tremors and saw colors. It was scary.
I mentioned I drove drunk but one time was especially bad... In high school again... I drank 6 pitchers of beer. My house was 6 blocks away. I get in my car, close the door, immediately open the door and puke a pile of beer foam 2 feet across on the pavement. Close the door and proceed to projectile vomit, exorcist style, more vomit than I have ever seen in my life in my car. Had to be over a gallon.
I was such a fuck-up until college. Made a lot of sense though because my home life was about as fucked up as it can get. Besides all the brain-cells I lost in the process, I think it worked to my benefit. I got all the partying out of my system and when I went to college I was super focused. Got straight A's at Berkeley. I feel like I could go on forever in this thread.