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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #240 on: May 07, 2012, 11:58:38 PM »
i would love to buttfuck niki minaj, maybe even tit-fuck her buttcheeks

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #241 on: May 08, 2012, 12:07:06 AM »
how the fuck did this thread go form taking about someone leaving zero, to politics to female rappers
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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #242 on: May 08, 2012, 02:03:33 AM »
ill just leave these here

« Last Edit: May 08, 2012, 02:06:08 AM by gutterhead. »

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #243 on: May 08, 2012, 08:03:46 AM »
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This thread should be renamed to "John Fitzgerald Off Zero... Gilbert Crockett Changes Clothes... Zero is Racist!!!...The Truth About the Civil War... Nicki Minaj vs. Lil Kim"




Damn guys.
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Second best thread currently on slap? Number one CLEARLY goes to Dill stylin' on you. Thread of the year so far.

Completely agree with you on this one...

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #244 on: May 08, 2012, 09:19:21 AM »
i would love to buttfuck niki minaj, maybe even tit-fuck her buttcheeks
hahahaha im dying right now
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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #245 on: May 08, 2012, 10:38:11 AM »
i would love to buttfuck niki minaj, maybe even tit-fuck her buttcheeks

Fuck yes man. I'm so glad I jumped back into this thread now.

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #246 on: May 08, 2012, 11:01:16 AM »
The things I would do to those titties and that ass.

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #247 on: May 08, 2012, 11:29:09 AM »
That ass is too phat.

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #248 on: May 08, 2012, 11:50:00 AM »
I wonder if John would want a piece of that.

I wouldn't mind my face being Nicki Minaj's chair

nothing's been the since same

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #249 on: May 08, 2012, 12:04:35 PM »
Zero and Robert E. Lee collabo

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #250 on: May 08, 2012, 12:26:53 PM »
how the fuck did this thread go form taking about someone leaving zero, to politics to female rappers

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #251 on: May 08, 2012, 12:50:12 PM »
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how the fuck did this thread go form taking about someone leaving zero, to politics to female rappers
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Fuck yeah nailed it!

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #252 on: May 08, 2012, 01:04:53 PM »
John Fitzgerald is off Zero. Is now rumoured to be getting on Nicki Minaj's asscheeks.

Ba-Dum-Tss...

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #253 on: May 08, 2012, 01:19:37 PM »
I just keep coming back to hopefully see a comment from iSUCK!


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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #254 on: May 08, 2012, 02:03:52 PM »






























wait, what was this thread about again?

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #255 on: May 08, 2012, 02:07:57 PM »
"Nicki Minaj I'm the finest bitch out, feel me?" -Lil B the Based God

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #256 on: May 08, 2012, 02:29:19 PM »
Bitch has got sum skills too, my favorite verse of hers is in this

She had skills, now she's wack as fuck and spits some of the worst lines.  She really is the female Weezy. I ain't even gonna act like I don't know her whole A$$ verse though. But that's only because I watched the video so many times because I had to watch her move that ass.

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #257 on: May 08, 2012, 03:38:52 PM »
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Bitch has got sum skills too, my favorite verse of hers is in this

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She had skills, now she's wack as fuck and spits some of the worst lines.  She really is the female Weezy. I ain't even gonna act like I don't know her whole A$$ verse though. But that's only because I watched the video so many times because I had to watch her move that ass.

i agree she definitely suffers from the same "quantity over quality" problem that wayne does. ima keep it real tho that super bass was pretty decent for a pop joint. she got selena gomez talkin bout niggas sellin coke, you gotta give her props for that







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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #258 on: May 08, 2012, 03:44:41 PM »
I just keep coming back to hopefully see a comment from iSUCK!

Between John being off Zero, Gilbert changing his clothes, the root cause of the Civil War, the Lil Kim/Nicki Minaj beef, Nicki Minaj's booty, and Nicki Minaj's music, he's gonna have a lot of ground to cover.

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #259 on: May 08, 2012, 03:45:53 PM »
ayo she did kinda get off on Monster verse.


im in shock but i have to agree fully.


that verse schits on 99.99% of the "music" ive seen you post sk8dood. ?  ? REALTALK! ?  ? 



but yea... kim and nicki... ? fits the theme perfectly. ? LOL. ? 

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #260 on: May 08, 2012, 03:54:24 PM »
wow.

although i dont think i was too off in what i said about the civil war, there is some good reading in this thread about it...


thanks for the insight guys.    :)

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #261 on: May 08, 2012, 04:20:52 PM »
HAHA

D00D likes Minaj's music, too


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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #262 on: May 08, 2012, 05:33:58 PM »
she would get wrecked

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #263 on: May 08, 2012, 05:42:16 PM »
HAHA

D00D likes Minaj's music, too



i wouldnt say that ima fan but i recognize her talent. she bad as fuck too so i really cant hate on her like that aside from over-doing the gimmicks n whatnot

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #264 on: May 08, 2012, 05:47:57 PM »
WHAT WON'T THEY TALK ABOUT NEXT?!

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #265 on: May 08, 2012, 05:56:35 PM »
wow.

although i dont think i was too off in what i said about the civil war, there is some good reading in this thread about it...


thanks for the insight guys.    :)
Civil war? What the fuck are you talking about? Who cares man.
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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #266 on: May 08, 2012, 07:59:14 PM »
you quoted, so you must be in "care mode".     ;)


but i meant my lincoln comment...  which your response to seems to have led to a civil war/confederacy discussion...


which im sure you already knew.   



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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #267 on: May 08, 2012, 11:22:58 PM »
What's that mongo? The Gipper can't hear you...and he damn sure ain't gonna read between the lines...he ain't got time for that shit...he's the fuck'n Gipper, busy fighting for change...holy'r than thou! just fuck'n waaaiiting for the globalist green fascists to tell him to commit suicide in the name "liberalism" and to repent and redeem himself from the sins of his carbon footprint.   The Gipper is  brainwashed to function like the state wants him to and only respond in a reactionary and absurd manner to issues of substance and importance...TwilightFuckingZone...Logic is an enemy and truth is a menace....As is custom on the Slap forum and in modern American idiocracy fashion, he strives to cultivate discussion only about the most asinine shit. (insert 20+ mind-fucking-numbing photos of female (???) "rappers"(???) and beyond dimwitted comments about "hittin' that fake ass")   But to address or look into issues like the central-bank mechanism, fiat money and perpetual debt....no fucking way will his conditioning and cognitive dissonance allow him to get that "radical".  He might get labeled a conspiracy theorist....or his "team" (the current administration) might just use the NDAA passed under left cover and lablel him a terrorist and we'd never hear from him on his precious soap box again...

Anyway, Dude, Gipper, give TMKF or me your address and we'll get you that advanced copy to do that review of the video.  That'd be fun. 

f-ing prick. 

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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #268 on: May 08, 2012, 11:45:11 PM »

"Somebody point me to the best ass eater."

If you insist Nicki


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Re: John Fitzgerald Off Zero
« Reply #269 on: May 08, 2012, 11:49:54 PM »
What's that mongo? The Gipper can't hear you...and he damn sure ain't gonna read between the lines...he ain't got time for that shit...he's the fuck'n Gipper, busy fighting for change...holy'r than thou! just fuck'n waaaiiting for the globalist green fascists to tell him to commit suicide in the name "liberalism" and to repent and redeem himself from the sins of his carbon footprint.   The Gipper is  brainwashed to function like the state wants him to and only respond in a reactionary and absurd manner to issues of substance and importance...TwilightFuckingZone...Logic is an enemy and truth is a menace....As is custom on the Slap forum and in modern American idiocracy fashion, he strives to cultivate discussion only about the most asinine shit. (insert 20+ mind-fucking-numbing photos of female (???) "rappers"(???) and beyond dimwitted comments about "hittin' that fake ass")   But to address or look into issues like the central-bank mechanism, fiat money and perpetual debt....no fucking way will his conditioning and cognitive dissonance allow him to get that "radical".  He might get labeled a conspiracy theorist....or his "team" (the current administration) might just use the NDAA passed under left cover and lablel him a terrorist and we'd never hear from him on his precious soap box again...

Anyway, Dude, Gipper, give TMKF or me your address and we'll get you that advanced copy to do that review of the video.  That'd be fun. 

f-ing prick. 

where'd I put my popcorn?? Oh, here it is