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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4230 on: May 10, 2022, 10:46:55 AM »
embiid will be out for blood tonight
Pros should skate from M-F, 8-5, with an hour for a lunch. No pee breaks, just wait for lunch time man

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« Reply #4231 on: May 10, 2022, 11:12:33 AM »
Sorry for defacing your favorite internet website you loser

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« Reply #4232 on: May 11, 2022, 06:36:23 AM »
embiid will be out for blood tonight

i stand corrected
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« Reply #4233 on: May 11, 2022, 09:09:34 PM »
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Not really sure why the Kings coach didn’t play an athletic Kuminga while the offense was stagnant. They could’ve used some young legs. Watching Damian Lee take up all those minutes was very frustrating. Anyways, Warriors in 5.
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Seriously, let the rookie get his shine, or at the very least get Beli or JTA in some rotations.

Welp. That’s a wrap if the Warriors lose Game 6.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4234 on: May 11, 2022, 09:20:52 PM »
Goddamn i love jrue holiday

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« Reply #4235 on: May 12, 2022, 01:06:18 AM »
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Not really sure why the Kings coach didn’t play an athletic Kuminga while the offense was stagnant. They could’ve used some young legs. Watching Damian Lee take up all those minutes was very frustrating. Anyways, Warriors in 5.
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Seriously, let the rookie get his shine, or at the very least get Beli or JTA in some rotations.
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Welp. That’s a wrap if the Warriors lose Game 6.
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« Reply #4236 on: May 12, 2022, 04:30:31 AM »
Goddamn i love jrue holiday
And they gave Marcus Smart DPOY, lol

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« Reply #4237 on: May 12, 2022, 06:11:55 AM »
Goddamn i love jrue holiday
you and me both brother



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« Reply #4238 on: May 12, 2022, 01:14:34 PM »
big shout out to the warriors, made me think about this video of giannis living the american dream after his finals win last season

"FIFTY PIECE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwEDPl8PMOM

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« Reply #4239 on: May 12, 2022, 06:58:43 PM »
Poor Danny Green man

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« Reply #4240 on: May 12, 2022, 07:03:07 PM »
Doc rivers is going to be an excellent coach for the kings Lakers 😂
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« Reply #4241 on: May 12, 2022, 07:16:05 PM »
I posted this exact gif a year ago, and it's my pleasure to post it again


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« Reply #4242 on: May 12, 2022, 07:58:58 PM »
second round hell with no adjustments for eternity
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« Reply #4243 on: May 12, 2022, 10:15:51 PM »
zzz

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« Reply #4244 on: May 13, 2022, 07:10:17 AM »
Doc Rivers can’t handle the pressure in Philly…dude needs to go.

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« Reply #4245 on: May 13, 2022, 07:20:16 AM »


Doc's reward for not getting reverse swept this round is running up against spoestra and the Miami mafia who will delight in torturing him

Called it. Also harden is a choke artist

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« Reply #4246 on: May 13, 2022, 07:20:49 AM »
Pros should skate from M-F, 8-5, with an hour for a lunch. No pee breaks, just wait for lunch time man

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4247 on: May 13, 2022, 08:17:53 AM »
kinda feel relieved for embiid not having to play with all those injuries anymore.

harden's lack of effort was wild

Doc better be gone. I dont know how you can call that an offense, and then not putting matisse on jimmy?
just such simple things, maybe i'll submit my 2k highlights as a resume when they fire him.
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« Reply #4248 on: May 13, 2022, 09:08:46 AM »
Anyone wanna talk about how embiid flopping might have cost Danny Green the rest of his career?  :'(
zzz

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4249 on: May 13, 2022, 09:32:59 AM »
It'd be wild if the Mavs beat the Suns even though I'd rather have the Warriors play the Mavs. Should be a good game Sunday for sure.

Hopefully the Warriors can close this out at home and then take a couple of days off.



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« Reply #4250 on: May 13, 2022, 11:01:37 AM »
"When i first got here, no one picked us to be anywhere. It was the same thing this year"

“I know what (the Heat) have. I get that, you can visually see that, athletically, and they’re big,” Rivers said. “I just thought that, I don’t know, I just thought that we had more.”
He later added: “So many of these guys, they give it to the city, they give everything they have. And sometimes it’s just not good enough. I came to the conclusion at the end of the game we were not good enough to beat Miami. I can accept that, and we just were not. And that’s a tough thing to say, but we were not.”

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Some choice quotes from doc last night. This man is allergic to taking responsibility for his failures.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4251 on: May 13, 2022, 01:31:42 PM »
"When i first got here, no one picked us to be anywhere. It was the same thing this year"

“I know what (the Heat) have. I get that, you can visually see that, athletically, and they’re big,” Rivers said. “I just thought that, I don’t know, I just thought that we had more.”
He later added: “So many of these guys, they give it to the city, they give everything they have. And sometimes it’s just not good enough. I came to the conclusion at the end of the game we were not good enough to beat Miami. I can accept that, and we just were not. And that’s a tough thing to say, but we were not.”

"I don't worry about my job. I think i do a terrific job, and if you don't then you should write about it."





Some choice quotes from doc last night. This man is allergic to taking responsibility for his failures.

bruh morey just came out and said doc will be back next year

I'm guessing the owners didn't want to eat his contract... f

straight up not gonna even watch. fuck them.

Embiid should request a trade tbh
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« Reply #4252 on: May 13, 2022, 03:26:55 PM »
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"When i first got here, no one picked us to be anywhere. It was the same thing this year"

“I know what (the Heat) have. I get that, you can visually see that, athletically, and they’re big,” Rivers said. “I just thought that, I don’t know, I just thought that we had more.”
He later added: “So many of these guys, they give it to the city, they give everything they have. And sometimes it’s just not good enough. I came to the conclusion at the end of the game we were not good enough to beat Miami. I can accept that, and we just were not. And that’s a tough thing to say, but we were not.”

"I don't worry about my job. I think i do a terrific job, and if you don't then you should write about it."





Some choice quotes from doc last night. This man is allergic to taking responsibility for his failures.
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bruh morey just came out and said doc will be back next year

I'm guessing the owners didn't want to eat his contract... f

straight up not gonna even watch. fuck them.

Embiid should request a trade tbh

I saw that, what a fucking mess. Morey in love with harden and doc in love with never adjusting

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4253 on: May 15, 2022, 08:18:20 PM »
RIP Suns

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« Reply #4254 on: May 15, 2022, 08:32:45 PM »
RIP Suns

Serves them right. Fucking shit talking suns fans. Now does everyone understand the hell we've been through facing Luka in the first round the past two years?

Also Celtics v Heat is an old hate match that i love to see.

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« Reply #4255 on: May 15, 2022, 09:10:54 PM »

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4256 on: May 15, 2022, 09:50:39 PM »
Fuck the haters. Love it when the C's take it.
stay high, lay low

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« Reply #4257 on: May 15, 2022, 10:35:35 PM »

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« Reply #4258 on: May 16, 2022, 02:08:29 AM »
Luka Magic!!!

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« Reply #4259 on: May 16, 2022, 02:47:12 AM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/GuruLakers/status/1526016867705290752

These Suns are a bunch of shit talking clowns. So glad that they’re DONE.

Let’s go Luka and Jimmy. As a Laker fan, I can’t root for the damn Warriors and Celtics.