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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1470 on: March 27, 2014, 05:47:28 AM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1471 on: March 27, 2014, 07:51:27 AM »
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« Reply #1472 on: March 27, 2014, 12:09:15 PM »
Stephenson's ejection in that game was so FUCKING BOGUS! like holy shit refs it's the 2 best teams in the Eastern Conference and all the more likely the Easter Conference Finals matchup there's gonna be some emotion let it go

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1473 on: March 27, 2014, 12:13:16 PM »




I wonder what excuse LBJ will come up with for that one. Also anyone else getting really annoyed with EVERY nba player yelling "ehhh" anytime they do ANYTHING?

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1474 on: March 27, 2014, 02:30:28 PM »
Stephenson's ejection in that game was so FUCKING BOGUS! like holy shit refs it's the 2 best teams in the Eastern Conference and all the more likely the Easter Conference Finals matchup there's gonna be some emotion let it go
The refs made up for it by allowing West to travel 5 steps and hit the game winning 3....

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1475 on: March 28, 2014, 10:35:20 PM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1476 on: March 29, 2014, 02:47:49 AM »
I know its not the play offs yet and usualy Im not in here befor that

But fucking hell the spurs are killing it this season !


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1477 on: March 29, 2014, 06:21:51 AM »
I really want spurs mavs in the first round. Battle of the deep rotation system teams. For all my fans of analytics and just all around great basketball this is the series to watch. If youre earl the pedal you can wattch Houston/Portland or Houston/golden state and watch less defense played than the rookie sophomore game.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1478 on: March 29, 2014, 09:39:54 AM »
I really want spurs mavs in the first round. Battle of the deep rotation system teams. For all my fans of analytics and just all around great basketball this is the series to watch. If youre earl the pedal you can wattch Houston/Portland or Houston/golden state and watch less defense played than the rookie sophomore game.

Whoa now, the dubs are ranked 3rd in the league in defensive efficiency....and the mavs? You must be  a Texan .

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1479 on: March 29, 2014, 05:36:31 PM »
Houston might lack defense, but I'm happy we finally have a great roster. Not that long ago our most exciting player was arguably scola... Stuck in mediocrity limbo.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1480 on: March 29, 2014, 05:41:40 PM »
I really want spurs mavs in the first round. Battle of the deep rotation system teams. For all my fans of analytics and just all around great basketball this is the series to watch. If youre earl the pedal you can wattch Houston/Portland or Houston/golden state and watch less defense played than the rookie sophomore game.

You want to see SA sweep Dallas? Actually so do I, Memphis probably has the best chance at a big upset.. Hoping for that, even though I love Texas on Texas hoops.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1481 on: March 29, 2014, 07:03:26 PM »
Spurs won't swee the mavs. Put some thought into the match ups kids.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1482 on: March 29, 2014, 07:44:36 PM »
Spurs won't swee the mavs. Put some thought into the match ups kids.
You think a washed up VC and Dirk are going to do damage? Check your head son, San Antonio is winning it all this year

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1483 on: March 29, 2014, 09:52:57 PM »
Would you care to put your money where your mouth is?
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1484 on: March 30, 2014, 01:23:44 AM »
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I really want spurs mavs in the first round. Battle of the deep rotation system teams. For all my fans of analytics and just all around great basketball this is the series to watch. If youre earl the pedal you can wattch Houston/Portland or Houston/golden state and watch less defense played than the rookie sophomore game.

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Whoa now, the dubs are ranked 3rd in the league in defensive efficiency....and the mavs? You must be?  a Texan .

In the Western Conference Earl The Pearl will be watching whichever team San Antonio dissects and destroys in the post season as long as Kawhi stays healthy every other team stands little chance. I can see we're you're coming from given the depth the Mavs actually possesses but no matter what the system will prevail.   

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1485 on: March 30, 2014, 01:25:11 AM »
you dickheads are underrating how fucking good dirk nowitzki is, spurs defensive system does not work against him

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1486 on: March 30, 2014, 12:44:02 PM »
you dickheads are underrating how fucking good dirk nowitzki is, spurs defensive system does not work against him

I don't think anybody is denying Dirk's greatness Beer Keg (is that even possible?) but in the grand scheme of things the Dirk-factor that is so tough for most teams gets negated by Timmy D there's no clear cut advantage offensively or defensively between the 2.

So unless Mr Nowitzki plans of going for 40+ 4 times in a 7 game series without home-court advantage against one of the best most-polished intricate defenses of all time he won't be that factor that defeats San Antonio. They've won 17 straight and have been manhandling Dallas all season not by mistake.

That being said, who knows it's NBA anything can happen even miracles (burn in Hell Miami Heat)

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1487 on: March 30, 2014, 01:18:21 PM »
do you even league pass bro?
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1488 on: March 30, 2014, 03:25:40 PM »
I most definitely fucks with League Pass 

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1489 on: March 30, 2014, 04:36:31 PM »
i didn't say they would beat them 4 times, im saying it will be a good series

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« Reply #1490 on: March 30, 2014, 05:29:15 PM »
ballstreams.com is a quarter the price and better quality. No blackouts and you get all playoff games and college playoff games.  Sometime it is laggy but i assume league pass has that problem occasionally too. It is illegal im sure but it is fucking sweet

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1491 on: March 30, 2014, 06:05:20 PM »
i didn't say they would beat them 4 times, im saying it will be a good series


Fair enough so do I...and I don't want to come off arrogant but I'd be happy if the Mavs manage to squeak out a nice feel-good home win if that match up does in fact happen.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1492 on: March 30, 2014, 08:59:39 PM »
KNICKS are going to make the playoffs! Jackson had an immediate impact

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1493 on: March 30, 2014, 09:38:42 PM »
KNICKS are going to make the playoffs! Jackson had an immediate impact

Oh Fuck off. The Knicks were on like an 8 game winning streak before he was hired. They're only near the playoff spots because Amare has been playing better of late and because of their relatively easy schedule post-all star break.

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« Reply #1494 on: March 31, 2014, 09:01:44 AM »
KNICKS are going to make the playoffs! Jackson had an immediate impact

All Phil has done is sit and look at the Knicks. Where was his impact when the Knicks were blown out by the lowly lakers? And I don't see why anyone would ever care about a team like the Knicks making the playoffs. If you're 12 games below .500 and in the East you shouldn't even be allowed to get a playoff spot.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1495 on: March 31, 2014, 11:04:46 AM »
Pacers/Heat vs the Knicks? that series would be over quicker than you can say Honey Nut Cheerios

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1496 on: March 31, 2014, 02:48:20 PM »
I fucking hate tracer, and ive had him ignored for months.

really hoping to see bulls grab 3 seed and play the pacers second round. shake things up a bit

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1497 on: March 31, 2014, 06:14:04 PM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1498 on: April 01, 2014, 09:18:03 PM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1499 on: April 01, 2014, 10:34:53 PM »
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