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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5130 on: April 23, 2024, 08:23:22 PM »
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I tuned into the last minute of each game. Amazing.
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I wish I wasn't a fan of one of those teams so I could have enjoyed it.  Sadly, it was one of the worst games I've seen in a long time.
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Maybe it’s time to become a Clippers fan…
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5131 on: April 25, 2024, 04:16:13 AM »
Not usually a fan of the Heat but that was awesome.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5132 on: April 26, 2024, 12:44:24 PM »
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I tuned into the last minute of each game. Amazing.
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I wish I wasn't a fan of one of those teams so I could have enjoyed it.  Sadly, it was one of the worst games I've seen in a long time.
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Maybe it’s time to become a Clippers fan…
There's no such thing.  Like looking for a leprechaun or unicorn.  They don't actually exist. 

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5133 on: April 26, 2024, 10:37:04 PM »
Playoffs are shaping up lovely. Nothing like seeing big market superstar-packed teams embarrass themselves. Nuggets and T Wolves looking rock solid.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5134 on: April 26, 2024, 11:27:15 PM »
These twolves look like a real team, everyone's chiming in. And then there is anthony edwards.

Just gonna repost this. Nuggets - Wolves would be such a dope series to watch
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5135 on: April 29, 2024, 08:51:58 PM »
OKC sweeeeep!  ;D

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5136 on: April 30, 2024, 12:35:15 AM »
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These twolves look like a real team, everyone's chiming in. And then there is anthony edwards.
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Just gonna repost this. Nuggets - Wolves would will be such a dope series to watch

Can't wait!

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5137 on: April 30, 2024, 07:49:47 AM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5138 on: April 30, 2024, 09:54:18 AM »
RIP to my Suns this season but man is Anthony Edwards fun to watch. Nuggets vs T Wolves is going to be a hell of a series. I got Nuggets but wouldn’t be shocked if Minnesota pulls it off

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5139 on: April 30, 2024, 11:34:14 AM »
Nugs v Wolves

W, N, W, N, W, W

Lakers should be up 3 to 2 right now. Nuggets don’t look like last year’s Nuggets. I got Wolves in 6. They look like they’re going to the finals.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5140 on: April 30, 2024, 06:04:12 PM »
RIP to my Suns this season but man is Anthony Edwards fun to watch. Nuggets vs T Wolves is going to be a hell of a series. I got Nuggets but wouldn’t be shocked if Minnesota pulls it off

I just saw on instagram that they have only ONE draft pick through 2030. Godspeed suns

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5141 on: April 30, 2024, 07:07:45 PM »
MIN - BOS finals.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5142 on: April 30, 2024, 07:42:37 PM »
NY/Philly series is getting ugly. Embiid makes Draymond look like an angel.

Honestly, Denver/MN is the real championship. Whoever wins that series is taking out Boston at the end of this.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5143 on: May 01, 2024, 07:18:36 PM »
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I tuned into the last minute of each game. Amazing.
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I wish I wasn't a fan of one of those teams so I could have enjoyed it.  Sadly, it was one of the worst games I've seen in a long time.
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Maybe it’s time to become a Clippers fan…
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5144 on: May 01, 2024, 09:58:56 PM »
LeBron out, KD out, Steph didn't even make it in... if the Mavs send Harden, Kawhi and George fishing next game this is a pretty comprehensive changing of the guard all across the board. I like it.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5145 on: May 02, 2024, 02:09:50 AM »
LeBron out, KD out, Steph didn't even make it in... if the Mavs send Harden, Kawhi and George fishing next game this is a pretty comprehensive changing of the guard all across the board. I like it.

And it’s weird to think Ja was supposed to the vanguard (at least of US players) and he’s been absent for 2 years and Ant has taken his place

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5146 on: May 02, 2024, 04:12:29 AM »
LeBron out, KD out, Steph didn't even make it in... if the Mavs send Harden, Kawhi and George fishing next game this is a pretty comprehensive changing of the guard all across the board. I like it.
Seriously doubt Bucks move on without their 2 main stars. Also doubt the Clippers will pull off 2 more wins. Kyrie and Jrue are really the only 30+ stars making much of an impact in the playoffs this year.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5147 on: May 02, 2024, 08:16:43 AM »
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RIP to my Suns this season but man is Anthony Edwards fun to watch. Nuggets vs T Wolves is going to be a hell of a series. I got Nuggets but wouldn’t be shocked if Minnesota pulls it off
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I just saw on instagram that they have only ONE draft pick through 2030. Godspeed suns

This isn't entirely true, though. They have swaps some of those seasons so that they'll get the worst pick out of a bunch of picks but still get a pick. The Stepien rule prevents having no first round picks in consecutive seasons.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5148 on: May 02, 2024, 09:46:01 AM »
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LeBron out, KD out, Steph didn't even make it in... if the Mavs send Harden, Kawhi and George fishing next game this is a pretty comprehensive changing of the guard all across the board. I like it.
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Seriously doubt Bucks move on without their 2 main stars. Also doubt the Clippers will pull off 2 more wins. Kyrie and Jrue are really the only 30+ stars making much of an impact in the playoffs this year.

Ahhhh say it ain't so... feels like just yesterday Dirk, KG, Duncan etc were the ones passing the torch. For me at least...

Wolves looking scary good... but Denver still has the depth and great coaching. Looking forward to that one.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5149 on: May 02, 2024, 10:05:06 AM »
Hoping Cavs can close it tomorrow night
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5150 on: May 02, 2024, 09:54:44 PM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5151 on: May 02, 2024, 10:20:56 PM »
I’m bummed the Heat lost but I’m a realistic fan so it’s not the biggest surprise. If they could actually make shots, besides game 2, and defend White a little better they’d have had a better shot. Even without Jimmy and Rozier. But now I’m rooting for the T-Wolves and Ant man. Wouldn’t be bummed seeing the Nuggets or Knicks take it. Really anyone except for the green guys 😠

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5152 on: May 03, 2024, 01:37:12 AM »
Later, Joel Embiid, you fucking clown, good riddance you dirty playing crybaby fuckhead ,you.
You’re the better team huh?
Gonna win the series right?
Eat a bag of dicks, fuckin MVP my ass.

Knicks all day, bring on the soft ass Pacers, they’re not doing shit.
It’s gotta be Knicks and Celtics in the East finals right?

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5153 on: May 03, 2024, 04:09:45 AM »
Man have the Knicks been magnificent.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #5154 on: May 03, 2024, 06:51:41 AM »
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I think the Sixers would've won playing Maxey instead of Simmons. Y'all will still be contending without Simmons, even if the return for trading him is not great 


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« Reply #5155 on: May 03, 2024, 06:55:53 AM »
^^^ needs to be updated to Galveston, but otherwise wonderful

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« Reply #5156 on: May 03, 2024, 12:09:36 PM »
LOL, I'm a full-on Embiid hater after this series. GIF reminds me of Chuck throwing shade at Tatum last season before they got eliminated by the Heat. Crazy how the tables turned this year.

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« Reply #5157 on: May 03, 2024, 12:20:28 PM »
Chuckster tha roast god... even him roasting Galveston (which is maybe 45 minutes from me) was spot on. Filthy water... this is my favorite



Dish it, but can take it. Unlike Shaqs sensitive ass.
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« Reply #5158 on: May 03, 2024, 12:39:15 PM »
For sure, Chuck is the pre-game fit roast God. This Kyrie/Westbrook clip had me rolling the other night.

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« Reply #5159 on: May 03, 2024, 02:08:03 PM »
Those damn producers, camera ops, and Ernie know exactly what they're doing lol. Always Teeing up the chuck shade. The outfit roast and "who he play for" are the best bits. Probably why they have so many Emmy's..
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