POTY '12: Congrats PETE

[skateboardnorth]

I wonder what happened to Third Person Jimmy. 

[stephendedalus]

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Seamus, hands down.

Edit:
I would also like to nominate "bone zone" for the single post he has ever contributed to the SLAP forum

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if we're talking about single posts, let's not forget this gem, gets points for adding new phrases to the slap vernacular

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this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.

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FUCK, it took me way too long to find that post and quote it, now i just look like a chump

This was so good and so heavily quoted for awhile. Still see "gost" occasionally.

[jimmy]

HOLY SHIT MORE FROM THE SINGING FISH HAHAHAHAH

[Tarela]

This shit's rigged. Pete, seriously?

It's between GAY and jimi, all the way.

If i seen the Rodney Torres thread sooner he woulda had my vote..within the ramblings is some true shit

[Strike A Pose]

Can't forget d00d

http://instagram.com/thewilleasley/

https://twitter.com/TheWillEasley

I ran this bitchboy off the forum.

I think he's disqualified!

[Joust Ostrich]

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Can't forget d00d

http://instagram.com/thewilleasley/

https://twitter.com/TheWillEasley

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I ran this bitchboy off the forum.

I think he's disqualified!

You are with out question, one of the three worst posters on Slap.  You didn't run shit off of here.  Anyone who read that rap battle thread knows this.

[Crazy Ralph]

FREE MAX FUCKIN B

[dolphinstyle.]

I'd like to bring most of you back to April 11th, 2012.  When we were graced with what I consider to be a glorious first post, that has withstood the test of time.  It delivered a message of reflection, and asked us fellow Slap members to " think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood".

I formally request the nomination of - rainbow_equality

I think as far as having the most impact in the shortest amount of time, 3 posts, he deserves recognition, if not the victory.  

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=61312.msg1660424#msg1660424

amen to that. wasn't it in that "koston died in car accident" which was full of those rainbow_equality-esque posts? hilarious. few can say to have had such an great influence with so "little" input

[bentmode]

Twitter follow of the year: @unfabodave.

Also, I'm selling all of my Pete stock since its at an all time high. Pm if ur interested.

[Pete]

YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS CAN KEEP SUCKING MY DICK FOREVER AIGHT IM NOT WITH NONE OF THIS FREE MAX B

[dillanharp]

I voted for GAY! Since I started reading pete's posts as Telly from Kids, I can't stop laughing.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

do NOT vote for my evil twin beer can peg leg.

[Pete]

I voted for GAY! Since I started reading pete's posts as Telly from Kids, I can't stop laughing.

HOW OLD WAS YOU WHEN KIDS WAS FILMED NIGGA YOU GOT A NIKKA TYPE CURIOUS NO BI AIGHT FAM FREE MAX B

[Pete]

YALL LIL NIGGAS SHOULD RENAME THIS SHIT TO WHO IS THE SECOND BEST POSTER ON THIS SHIT AKA WHO DOES I FUCKS WITH. NIKKAS KNOW I DONE KINGED THIS SHIT BEFORE I ONLY EVEN GAVE 2 SHITS ITS NOTHING FOR THE BOY I JUST DOES THIS AND KEEP IT MOVIN AIGHT NIGGAS ON MY SIDE HEARD THE BOY ONLY DID 16 THOUSAND CANT BUY CHRISSY NO NEW TEETH AGAIN NIGGA FREE MAX B

[1978]

im in top 3 worst. for sure.

[dillanharp]

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I voted for GAY! Since I started reading pete's posts as Telly from Kids, I can't stop laughing.

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HOW OLD WAS YOU WHEN KIDS WAS FILMED NIGGA YOU GOT A NIKKA TYPE CURIOUS NO BI AIGHT FAM FREE MAX B

Came out in '95, i was 13.

[DBrown901]

im in top 3 worst. for sure.

I may be right there with you. Everyone here probably hates what I say, but fuck it.
Also, Ice Nine gets my vote for WPOTY seeing as he's the first one I've ever had to ignore.

[zoltan]

what if Pete went to jail and maxb had an account and put FREE PETE after every post

[Pete]

what if Pete went to jail and maxb had an account and put FREE PETE after every post

L L FREE MAX FRREE EVERYBODY RIOT IN PEACE STACKS

[Pete]

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I voted for GAY! Since I started reading pete's posts as Telly from Kids, I can't stop laughing.

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HOW OLD WAS YOU WHEN KIDS WAS FILMED NIGGA YOU GOT A NIKKA TYPE CURIOUS NO BI AIGHT FAM FREE MAX B

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Came out in '95, i was 13.

NIGGA YOU 31 TALKIN BOUT  YOU STILL WEARIN SANDAL WIT JEANS ON?? OPEN TOE SANDALS WIT JEANS ON AN THIS NIKKA 31

MY MAN STAN SAYS FREE BIGGIE

DOUR ROLL THAT WEED DADDY

[dillanharp]

I'm 30, and you talking bout some killa season jay z skit, go grab ya dip skates faggot.

[Pete]

I'm 30, and you talking bout some killa season jay z skit, go grab ya dip skates faggot.

PLEASE TELL THE BOY WHERE YOU FROM IM OVER HERE LAUGHIN AT YOU LITTLE NIGGAS COME TALABOUT YOUR FISHERRICE FAGGOTRY OVER HERE SHIT WONT NEVER HAPPEN STAY IN CONNECTICUT WISCONSIN SOUTH DAKOTA WHERE EVERE YOU LITTLE BOYTOYS FROM ITS ALL GOOD IM GLD YALL GET LAID SOLELY BASED OFF THE BOY BLESSIN YALL WITH A RESPONSE FREE MAX B AND LEWY BTM

[dillanharp]

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I'm 30, and you talking bout some killa season jay z skit, go grab ya dip skates faggot.

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PLEASE TELL THE BOY WHERE YOU FROM IM OVER HERE LAUGHIN AT YOU LITTLE NIGGAS COME TALABOUT YOUR FISHERRICE FAGGOTRY OVER HERE SHIT WONT NEVER HAPPEN STAY IN CONNECTICUT WISCONSIN SOUTH DAKOTA WHERE EVERE YOU LITTLE BOYTOYS FROM ITS ALL GOOD IM GLD YALL GET LAID SOLELY BASED OFF THE BOY BLESSIN YALL WITH A RESPONSE FREE MAX B AND LEWY BTM

San Jose, California. We had that tape in '06, talking about choncletas with jeans. Boosie's out, so fuck max b, ride the wave off his dick pete.

[1978]

"i seen them niggas throw the diamonds up before them shots were fired"

[tangar]

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I'm 30, and you talking bout some killa season jay z skit, go grab ya dip skates faggot.

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PLEASE TELL THE BOY WHERE YOU FROM IM OVER HERE LAUGHIN AT YOU LITTLE NIGGAS COME TALABOUT YOUR FISHERRICE FAGGOTRY OVER HERE SHIT WONT NEVER HAPPEN STAY IN CONNECTICUT WISCONSIN SOUTH DAKOTA WHERE EVERE YOU LITTLE BOYTOYS FROM ITS ALL GOOD IM GLD YALL GET LAID SOLELY BASED OFF THE BOY BLESSIN YALL WITH A RESPONSE FREE MAX B AND LEWY BTM

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San Jose, California. We had that tape in '06, talking about choncletas with jeans. Boosie's out, so fuck max b, ride the wave off his dick pete.

408 REPRESENT WE DONT FUCK WIT NO DICKWAVE RIDIN SOFT AS A COTTON BALL ASS NIGGAZ. FREE MY NIGGA SHARKEY FROM THE LOCKOUT WIT HIS COCK OUT NAHMSAYIN. FREE SHARKEY B

[dillanharp]

MY BOYS A CO IN SC COUNTY, LETS GO HIT CINNABAR FOR $2 HAMMS AND NOSESLIDE SOME DUMB CITY HALL LEDGES YA HEARD FREE THE NHL LOCKOUT.

[tangar]

TMA DONT PLAY WE GET DRUNK AND DONT RIDE FIXIES JUH HEARD. WE SEE SJPD AND SPARK UP THAT BLEE CAUSE MUFUCKAS REALLY REAL OUT CHEA. FREE $2 HAMMS AND PABSTS SEE YOU AT BLANK ON THURSDAY NEVER CAUSE I GOT A BABY NOW. FREE MY MIND.

[pencil]

anyone who types in all caps and isnt pete should be locked up instead of max b

[j....soy.....]

Kyle Robinson.....

[Pete]

WOW OKAY LITTLE OSHKOSH NIKKAS RUNNIN AROUND SPILLIN APPLE JUICE AND SHIT RIGHT ON MY NEW ALPACA GOT DAMN I JUST KEEP GIVING AND GIVING THE STREETS WITH NO THOUGHTS OF EVER RECEIVING NOTHING BOUTA BLESS A BITCH WITH A GEMBRELEMEB PRETTAY SOON JU DIG GONNNA DOES THIS AND KEEP DOESIN IT AIGHT STAY OUT THE ATLANTIC LITTLE MAN WE STILL GOT THIS SANDY SWELL ON DECK AIGHT LIFEGUARDS IS OFF DUTY AND THE BOY STAY IN THE LINE UP FREE MAX B