Fisting for straights, by straights

[GAY]

So gay dudes are all about fisting. Not all of us...but a lot of us. I've never taken a fist up my ass, but I had a dude back up on my hand once and it ended in an utter disaster, the details of which I will spare each and every one of you and trust me, you want said details spared.

My question is, do chicks want fists up their vaginas? I don't mean dykes...because they get into that kind of kinky stuff. I mean straight girls. Do they want you to cram your arm in up to the elbow? What would you do if a chick asked you to stuff your hand up in her? Is this something that straight people ever do, or are us gays just bizarre and never satisfied unless our eyes are bulging out from trying to shove things into our various orifices?

[The Human Condom]

This reminds me of one of the Slap Pals Questions when someone asked,
"Would you rather be fisted in the ass or footed in the vagina?"

[via]

I actually told this story just a few days ago. Weird it's coming up again.

4 or 5 years ago I had a sloppy one night stand with this really cute girl. We were both wasted and had been playing around in her bed for a while. Just a lot of touching and licking and sucking. No fucking yet. At one point I was fingering her, two fingers... I always use my middle and ring fingers. She pulled my hand out and lined up my index finger with the other two, then pushed them back in. A minute or so later she did the same thing with my pinky. 4 fingers. In my head I was like, alright, this girl has definitely had some larger objects in he before... this is all her idea and she's into it. After three or four minutes of this, and she's freaking out, yelling like a banshee, she escorts my hand out again and shapes it into the duck head shape. In my head I'm like "No way, this broad totally wants me to fist her... and I'm not sure how into it I am.".  I get all my fingers in without a lot of to-do, but once you reach the knuckles, it takes some maneuvering. A little twisting action. All of a sudden my whole hand pops in there. It was so fucking weird. I started stretching my fingers apart, and contracting them, and this girl is just loosing her mind. After a handful of minutes (ha), the girl comes harder than any other girl I've ever been with. Almost shaking herself off the bed. I pull out, she rolls over and just seems spent. My boner was pretty much gone, too. I try to jokingly ask what's up, getting over top of her and asking "What, you're just going to sleep now" and she barely even acknowledges me. "I just... need a..." and is just laying there. After a minute or two I get up to "go to the bathroom", but really I'm just figuring out my game plan. I come back and she's out. Or at least she seems to be. I got dressed and left.

I've seen her a few times since then, and she's always a little shy with eye contact.

[skate_bored]

I actually told this story just a few days ago. Weird it's coming up again.

4 or 5 years ago I had a sloppy one night stand with this really cute girl. We were both wasted and had been playing around in her bed for a while. Just a lot of touching and licking and sucking. No fucking yet. At one point I was fingering her, two fingers... I always use my middle and ring fingers. She pulled my hand out and lined up my index finger with the other two, then pushed them back in. A minute or so later she did the same thing with my pinky. 4 fingers. In my head I was like, alright, this girl has definitely had some larger objects in he before... this is all her idea and she's into it. After three or four minutes of this, and she's freaking out, yelling like a banshee, she escorts my hand out again and shapes it into the duck head shape. In my head I'm like "No way, this broad totally wants me to fist her... and I'm not sure how into it I am.".  I get all my fingers in without a lot of to-do, but once you reach the knuckles, it takes some maneuvering. A little twisting action. All of a sudden my whole hand pops in there. It was so fucking weird. I started stretching my fingers apart, and contracting them, and this girl is just loosing her mind. After a handful of minutes (ha), the girl comes harder than any other girl I've ever been with. Almost shaking herself off the bed. I pull out, she rolls over and just seems spent. My boner was pretty much gone, too. I try to jokingly ask what's up, getting over top of her and asking "What, you're just going to sleep now" and she barely even acknowledges me. "I just... need a..." and is just laying there. After a minute or two I get up to "go to the bathroom", but really I'm just figuring out my game plan. I come back and she's out. Or at least she seems to be. I got dressed and left.

I've seen her a few times since then, and she's always a little shy with eye contact.

thank you for sharing again. wow! props

[noboru watanabe]

I actually told this story just a few days ago. Weird it's coming up again.

4 or 5 years ago I had a sloppy one night stand with this really cute girl. We were both wasted and had been playing around in her bed for a while. Just a lot of touching and licking and sucking. No fucking yet. At one point I was fingering her, two fingers... I always use my middle and ring fingers. She pulled my hand out and lined up my index finger with the other two, then pushed them back in. A minute or so later she did the same thing with my pinky. 4 fingers. In my head I was like, alright, this girl has definitely had some larger objects in he before... this is all her idea and she's into it. After three or four minutes of this, and she's freaking out, yelling like a banshee, she escorts my hand out again and shapes it into the duck head shape. In my head I'm like "No way, this broad totally wants me to fist her... and I'm not sure how into it I am.".  I get all my fingers in without a lot of to-do, but once you reach the knuckles, it takes some maneuvering. A little twisting action. All of a sudden my whole hand pops in there. It was so fucking weird. I started stretching my fingers apart, and contracting them, and this girl is just loosing her mind. After a handful of minutes (ha), the girl comes harder than any other girl I've ever been with. Almost shaking herself off the bed. I pull out, she rolls over and just seems spent. My boner was pretty much gone, too. I try to jokingly ask what's up, getting over top of her and asking "What, you're just going to sleep now" and she barely even acknowledges me. "I just... need a..." and is just laying there. After a minute or two I get up to "go to the bathroom", but really I'm just figuring out my game plan. I come back and she's out. Or at least she seems to be. I got dressed and left.

I've seen her a few times since then, and she's always a little shy with eye contact.

1611 posts and you waited till now to share this beautiful slice of life with us?

[69]

do gay people just get used to the smell of feces?

[wallieD]

I actually told this story just a few days ago. Weird it's coming up again.

4 or 5 years ago I had a sloppy one night stand with this really cute girl. We were both wasted and had been playing around in her bed for a while. Just a lot of touching and licking and sucking. No fucking yet. At one point I was fingering her, two fingers... I always use my middle and ring fingers. She pulled my hand out and lined up my index finger with the other two, then pushed them back in. A minute or so later she did the same thing with my pinky. 4 fingers. In my head I was like, alright, this girl has definitely had some larger objects in he before... this is all her idea and she's into it. After three or four minutes of this, and she's freaking out, yelling like a banshee, she escorts my hand out again and shapes it into the duck head shape. In my head I'm like "No way, this broad totally wants me to fist her... and I'm not sure how into it I am.".  I get all my fingers in without a lot of to-do, but once you reach the knuckles, it takes some maneuvering. A little twisting action. All of a sudden my whole hand pops in there. It was so fucking weird. I started stretching my fingers apart, and contracting them, and this girl is just loosing her mind. After a handful of minutes (ha), the girl comes harder than any other girl I've ever been with. Almost shaking herself off the bed. I pull out, she rolls over and just seems spent. My boner was pretty much gone, too. I try to jokingly ask what's up, getting over top of her and asking "What, you're just going to sleep now" and she barely even acknowledges me. "I just... need a..." and is just laying there. After a minute or two I get up to "go to the bathroom", but really I'm just figuring out my game plan. I come back and she's out. Or at least she seems to be. I got dressed and left.

I've seen her a few times since then, and she's always a little shy with eye contact.

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

do gay people just get used to the smell of feces?

a very pertinent question, 69

[Chris Hansen is back]

Rolex on a dildo-fist: Pure class.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

*paging ed templeton*

[sexualhelon]

As a straight guy I just don't think I'd be into it. Plus, if I look at my fist, I look at my penis, then I look at a vagina, if I can fit that in there something just isn't going to add up. Putting your fist in a butthole though? Nah, not for me.

[Chris Hansen is back]

Never fist someone you want to be with in the long-term. Talk about blowing up your spot.

[via]

Never fist someone you want to be with in the long-term. Talk about blowing up your spot.

I just feel like the romance is gone...

[Hercules Rockefeller]

*Sidenote: "uniquesexygirls.com".. most misleading url ever.

[hadouken]

Never fist someone you want to be with in the long-term. Talk about blowing up your spot.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Had a buddy do it to his girlfriend. It ranks as his biggest regret.

[Jackburton]

Years ago it happened with a girl that was a friend of mine.  We had been having sex for a while and we both really fucked up one night and it just happened.  We would usually get really high off pills and sometimes I would stop fucking her and just finger her till she came which would get me hard again.  One night I was using the usual two fingers then I tried three.  Before I knew it I had four and then the knuckles.  Now you would think I would never forget this, but for the life of me I cannot remember if it was vertical or horizontal.  I remember thinking you gotta be fucking kidding me, I figured it would have been the opposite.  Like I was thinking this is the hard way, but she is fucking taking my fist.  I am thinking it is vertical, but damn its been awhile. 

Anyways the girl ended up fucking one of my closest friends and from then on she was tainted.  She would send me texts and emails saying she hated me and that she was in love and going to get married.  Her dad was going to buy them a house and blah blah blah.  She would call with him in the background and he was dumb enough to believe her BS and they both would try to make fun of me.  I remember putting the phone down going to take a piss and coming back and they were like, come what are u scared, say something.  I was like yeah whatever, gotta go, nice chatting, ya fucking psychos.  The last time I talked to her and really both, with them both getting on phone again, they actually struck a cord with me saying something about my family and I was like dude just remember no matter what I will have fisted your wife.  I think she started balling and he said next he saw me it was all over for me.  Shit still brings a smile to my face. 

The girl was crazy though.  Tried to convince my supposed friend that I tried to take advantage of her by laying on top of her and not letting her get up, basically forcing myself on her.  he was like she told me what you did to her.  The truth was we were making out and I was on top of her and she was like move and I was like no just fucking with her, making person sounds and and what not.  Eventually she was like get off, so I did.  I remember thinking this guy used to be my friend and now he thinks I am some sicko because of a girl, so I was just like yep, thats me, just your typical abuser of women.  I guess she was really hot and you could do anything to her in bed, but fuck.  She was also a legitimate squirter.  She fucking squirted once right when I was cumming, it was fucking nuts.  But she sure was a hateful little thing, and overall just not worth the fucking hassle.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

as a general rule i don't put anything bigger than my dong in any girl's orifice
idk, call me old fashioned...

[Merked]

I actually told this story just a few days ago. Weird it's coming up again.

4 or 5 years ago I had a sloppy one night stand with this really cute girl. We were both wasted and had been playing around in her bed for a while. Just a lot of touching and licking and sucking. No fucking yet. At one point I was fingering her, two fingers... I always use my middle and ring fingers. She pulled my hand out and lined up my index finger with the other two, then pushed them back in. A minute or so later she did the same thing with my pinky. 4 fingers. In my head I was like, alright, this girl has definitely had some larger objects in he before... this is all her idea and she's into it. After three or four minutes of this, and she's freaking out, yelling like a banshee, she escorts my hand out again and shapes it into the duck head shape. In my head I'm like "No way, this broad totally wants me to fist her... and I'm not sure how into it I am.".  I get all my fingers in without a lot of to-do, but once you reach the knuckles, it takes some maneuvering. A little twisting action. All of a sudden my whole hand pops in there. It was so fucking weird. I started stretching my fingers apart, and contracting them, and this girl is just loosing her mind. After a handful of minutes (ha), the girl comes harder than any other girl I've ever been with. Almost shaking herself off the bed. I pull out, she rolls over and just seems spent. My boner was pretty much gone, too. I try to jokingly ask what's up, getting over top of her and asking "What, you're just going to sleep now" and she barely even acknowledges me. "I just... need a..." and is just laying there. After a minute or two I get up to "go to the bathroom", but really I'm just figuring out my game plan. I come back and she's out. Or at least she seems to be. I got dressed and left.

I've seen her a few times since then, and she's always a little shy with eye contact.

Years ago it happened with a girl that was a friend of mine.  We had been having sex for a while and we both really fucked up one night and it just happened.  We would usually get really high off pills and sometimes I would stop fucking her and just finger her till she came which would get me hard again.  One night I was using the usual two fingers then I tried three.  Before I knew it I had four and then the knuckles.  Now you would think I would never forget this, but for the life of me I cannot remember if it was vertical or horizontal.  I remember thinking you gotta be fucking kidding me, I figured it would have been the opposite.  Like I was thinking this is the hard way, but she is fucking taking my fist.  I am thinking it is vertical, but damn its been awhile. 

Anyways the girl ended up fucking one of my closest friends and from then on she was tainted.  She would send me texts and emails saying she hated me and that she was in love and going to get married.  Her dad was going to buy them a house and blah blah blah.  She would call with him in the background and he was dumb enough to believe her BS and they both would try to make fun of me.  I remember putting the phone down going to take a piss and coming back and they were like, come what are u scared, say something.  I was like yeah whatever, gotta go, nice chatting, ya fucking psychos.  The last time I talked to her and really both, with them both getting on phone again, they actually struck a cord with me saying something about my family and I was like dude just remember no matter what I will have fisted your wife.  I think she started balling and he said next he saw me it was all over for me.  Shit still brings a smile to my face. 

The girl was crazy though.  Tried to convince my supposed friend that I tried to take advantage of her by laying on top of her and not letting her get up, basically forcing myself on her.  he was like she told me what you did to her.  The truth was we were making out and I was on top of her and she was like move and I was like no just fucking with her, making person sounds and and what not.  Eventually she was like get off, so I did.  I remember thinking this guy used to be my friend and now he thinks I am some sicko because of a girl, so I was just like yep, thats me, just your typical abuser of women.  I guess she was really hot and you could do anything to her in bed, but fuck.  She was also a legitimate squirter.  She fucking squirted once right when I was cumming, it was fucking nuts.  But she sure was a hateful little thing, and overall just not worth the fucking hassle.

Fuckin LOL.  Great stories mah dudes. 

I don't know about fisting.   I feel like it would be a turn off because if I can get a fist up there then what else has been up there?  Also, how would my average dick feel up there?  Fuck that.  Squirting on the other hand seems interesting.  I would want to experience that out of sheer curiousity.  Moreover, to answer your question Gay, I have never been with a girl that wanted me to get as many fingers/fist up her vagoo/ass.  I don't think alot of girls are into that.  Yet, these stories may prove my theory to be false.  Keep this thread going.

[Matze]

tried it a couple of times with several girls but my hands are too big. nothing wrong with fisting, maybe I should try current girls butthole next time.

[GAY]

do gay people just get used to the smell of feces?

No. Not ever.

[layzieyez]

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do gay people just get used to the smell of feces?

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No. Not ever.

Do you take enemas to decrease the amount shit being exposed to?

[ROCKxADIO420]

*Sidenote: "uniquesexygirls.com".. most misleading url ever.

i dont know why i look at these threads at school. or why i take the time to quote and reply in them at school.

[Sondor]

related:

[GAY]

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do gay people just get used to the smell of feces?

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No. Not ever.

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Do you take enemas to decrease the amount shit being exposed to?

Oh hell yes. Some dudes even have these hookup things attached to their showers...power washers for the anus. They work good but make you feel like a bit of a weirdo for having one (which is why I don't). But yeah...you've got to clean that motherfucker and good. Cuts down on the spontaneity of sex which is ironic considering the fact that gay men will fuck anybody anywhere any time.

[MuchasGracias]

Id be down to fist a chick if she wanted it but I wouldn't think of dating her afterwards, I mean as soon as shes felt the size of my forearm I don't think they'd be satisfied with the dick.

[Cockaigne]

Never have I been asked to preform such an act, neither have I fantasized about it.
Maybe i'd just try it once out of curiosity. But it has been said, it seems a bit intimidating for my peter.


This thread got me thinking...

GAY, there's tons of pictures of naked women on slap. A couple of threads about boobs, asses and legs, and every page basically has some avatar or sig with women flashing boobs. What do you think of the female body? Is it completely uninteresting to you? Do you ever think about looking for a gif of some dude flashing his butt to use as a sig? What do you think about the selection of Team Handsome?

[69]

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do gay people just get used to the smell of feces?

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No. Not ever.

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Do you take enemas to decrease the amount shit being exposed to?

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Oh hell yes. Some dudes even have these hookup things attached to their showers...power washers for the anus. They work good but make you feel like a bit of a weirdo for having one (which is why I don't). But yeah...you've got to clean that motherfucker and good. Cuts down on the spontaneity of sex which is ironic considering the fact that gay men will fuck anybody anywhere any time.

lol anal is so unnatural, it's like you just use it cause it's there

[Greg Ostertag]

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do gay people just get used to the smell of feces?

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No. Not ever.

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Do you take enemas to decrease the amount shit being exposed to?

[close]

Oh hell yes. Some dudes even have these hookup things attached to their showers...power washers for the anus. They work good but make you feel like a bit of a weirdo for having one (which is why I don't). But yeah...you've got to clean that motherfucker and good. Cuts down on the spontaneity of sex which is ironic considering the fact that gay men will fuck anybody anywhere any time.

I remember hearing George Takei from Star Trek talking to Howard Stern about the clean up process before gay sex, and thinking to myself " Wow that must be a boner kill."

But I've watched girls clean themselves before sex, and appreciated their honesty.

[GAY]

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do gay people just get used to the smell of feces?

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No. Not ever.

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Do you take enemas to decrease the amount shit being exposed to?

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Oh hell yes. Some dudes even have these hookup things attached to their showers...power washers for the anus. They work good but make you feel like a bit of a weirdo for having one (which is why I don't). But yeah...you've got to clean that motherfucker and good. Cuts down on the spontaneity of sex which is ironic considering the fact that gay men will fuck anybody anywhere any time.

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lol anal is so unnatural, it's like you just use it cause it's there

Finger your hole and thump away at your prostate while whacking off sometime, bro. Or don't...your loss.

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

for real, that hole is an errogenous zone like any other. sure it's less densely packed with pleasure receptors, but the receptors are there nonetheless. don't you get tired of the same ole same ole??