Author Topic: Jake Johnson Pals Questions (Read 82342 times)

Igor · « **Reply #150 on:** June 15, 2013, 04:24:29 PM »

can i have your bmx?

teets · « **Reply #151 on:** June 15, 2013, 04:27:00 PM »

Ill sell it to you for $300 plus shipping. Not kidding.

LIVEfromthe3one5 · « **Reply #152 on:** June 15, 2013, 07:28:09 PM »

When you were in Syracuse NY how'd it feel to be the first person to kickflip that street gap that was in the Brick Harbor ad? Also how did you like The Everson Museum of Art aka The EVE as a skate spot?

EduardoPerez · « **Reply #153 on:** June 15, 2013, 11:24:52 PM »

cupsole or vulcanized?

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #154 on:** June 16, 2013, 06:06:49 AM »

Quote from: teets on June 15, 2013, 03:42:18 PM

Can you get your fucking BMX out of my bike room already? Or would you rather I sell it on Ebay to one your loyal SLAP forum dick riders?

you hate this dude in real life, right?

nutsack nipples · « **Reply #155 on:** June 16, 2013, 09:33:43 AM »

Who's got the biggest dick on alien?

Andrefosho · « **Reply #156 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:41:29 PM »

Would you skate to Thee 6 Mafia's Long and Hard?

teets · « **Reply #157 on:** June 16, 2013, 03:44:55 PM »

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 16, 2013, 06:06:49 AM

Quote from: teets on June 15, 2013, 03:42:18 PM
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Can you get your fucking BMX out of my bike room already? Or would you rather I sell it on Ebay to one your loyal SLAP forum dick riders?
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you hate this dude in real life, right?

Not at all. He's a solid (albeit spacey) dude. And his bike has been sitting in my god damned bike room taking up space for a few months. Im only posting it here because he would get a chuckle out of it. Also so everyone on here knows how kewl I am. Wanna be my friend? i'll let you sniff the bike seat for $3!

AdrianLopez · « **Reply #158 on:** June 16, 2013, 03:53:57 PM »

Jesse Jane or Kate Upton?

Useless Wooden Bench · « **Reply #159 on:** June 16, 2013, 04:13:04 PM »

Who would you want to see in a future episode of Nieratko's Skinema?

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #160 on:** June 16, 2013, 05:23:34 PM »

Quote from: teets on June 16, 2013, 03:44:55 PM

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 16, 2013, 06:06:49 AM
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Quote from: teets on June 15, 2013, 03:42:18 PM
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Can you get your fucking BMX out of my bike room already? Or would you rather I sell it on Ebay to one your loyal SLAP forum dick riders?
[close]

you hate this dude in real life, right?
[close]

Not at all. He's a solid (albeit spacey) dude. And his bike has been sitting in my god damned bike room taking up space for a few months. Im only posting it here because he would get a chuckle out of it. Also so everyone on here knows how kewl I am. Wanna be my friend? i'll let you sniff the bike seat for $3!

No, I was asking Jake if he hates you. You are posting it because you're a name dropping faggot.

teets · « **Reply #161 on:** June 16, 2013, 08:30:51 PM »

sorry, i was posting with a #phatcock in my mouth so forgive me if i mistook your question for something of actual substance. My main goal here is to drop as many names as possible so that the SLAP gods will let me into their inner circle of slow-stroking dude-worship. You are right though, i humble-bragged about knowing a super-kewl pro-bro in hopes that im FINALLY respected here on the SLAP boards. you got me. you win.

A/S/L?

teets · « **Reply #162 on:** June 16, 2013, 08:40:55 PM »

but for real though, $300 plus shipping and your favorite freegan's BMX is yours. ante up.

dillanharp · « **Reply #163 on:** June 16, 2013, 08:42:57 PM »

Hey Jake, is it true you're a BMX riding faggot?

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #164 on:** June 16, 2013, 08:57:14 PM »

Quote from: teets on June 16, 2013, 08:30:51 PM

sorry, i was posting with a #phatcock in my mouth so forgive me if i mistook your question for something of actual substance. My main goal here is to drop as many names as possible so that the SLAP gods will let me into their inner circle of slow-stroking dude-worship. You are right though, i humble-bragged about knowing a super-kewl pro-bro in hopes that im FINALLY respected here on the SLAP boards. you got me. you win.

A/S/L?

whats funny is that what you just typed is 100% true.

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #165 on:** June 16, 2013, 09:12:39 PM »

Can I get a fucking board or some shit?

69 · « **Reply #166 on:** June 16, 2013, 11:34:36 PM »

BEING A PRO SKATER IS FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!

QUIT SINNIN · « **Reply #167 on:** June 17, 2013, 02:19:55 PM »

Slap or Big Brother?

imgne · « **Reply #168 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:05:56 PM »

Why aren't all your video parts be like this one?

Homeless Prostitute · « **Reply #169 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:13:40 PM »

During sex would you rather hear 'must kill president' or 'circuit malfunction'

J.R. · « **Reply #170 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:18:09 PM »

Were you still riding for Sometimes Skateboards when the owner of the company was caught on the internet trying to have sex with underage kids?

the whompler · « **Reply #171 on:** June 18, 2013, 01:58:07 AM »

i enjoy your skating... that being said, word on the street is that you eat your boogers. care to comment?

ben3350 · « **Reply #172 on:** June 18, 2013, 02:59:17 AM »

hugs or kisses?

EnjoiSanJose · « **Reply #173 on:** June 18, 2013, 05:01:08 AM »

Quote from: teets on June 15, 2013, 03:42:18 PM

Can you get your fucking BMX out of my bike room already? Or would you rather I sell it on Ebay to one your loyal SLAP forum dick riders?

are we supposed to be impressed or something?
hate to hurt your ego but youre a faggot

Oprah Winfrey · « **Reply #174 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:59:25 AM »

Do you see skateboarding as a viable long term "profession", or do would you rather just "use the industry" to get some travelling out of it, as well achieve whatever your own skateboarding goals are?

Yu Dum · « **Reply #175 on:** June 18, 2013, 04:39:34 PM »

chinovalleyantifa · « **Reply #176 on:** June 18, 2013, 07:22:22 PM »

In your recent interview in Thrasher you said

"My vision of skateboarding is something that unites people from various cultures. I don't think the big business aspect will last. it never does. If skateboarders can find a way to break ties with the capitalist model, I think we can unify and influence the world on a deeper level. That's my dream."

Most pros never talk about big picture things - ideas, politics, etc . . . It's rad that you aren't assuming that skaters are stupid.

How should skaters relate to pro skaters? Does the whole celebrity worship thing get creepy?

What are the things in skateboarding that prevents us from uniting with people in other cultures?

Is it insane that people are seriously discussing if females should be allowed to skate?

How can we challenge the sexism in skateboarding culture?

Why do so many skaters say "faggot" so much? Why are homophobic slurs still acceptable in skateboarding culture?

Does social justice have a place in skateboard culture?

Or is the rebellion of skaters limited to tough guy posturing and trying to be offensive while fetishizing products?

What problems are there with capitalism? How does capitalism fuck with what we love about skateboarding?

What examples of skaters (or other people) breaking with capitalist models have you seen that we should look towards?

Oprah Winfrey · « **Reply #177 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:56:53 AM »

Favourite Alien Workshop rider of all time?

Do you think Dill should skate more and talk less?

ThugWaffle · « **Reply #178 on:** June 20, 2013, 10:43:08 AM »

How do you plan on fixing this economy?

Rumpleforeskin · « **Reply #179 on:** June 20, 2013, 01:37:01 PM »

If you come to Memphis, TN I will come out of weed-retirement for you. We could watch the Mississippi River flow with our glazed-over, low eyes and exclaim many a fist bump.

Author Topic: Jake Johnson Pals Questions (Read 82342 times)

Igor

dillanharp

BraveUlysses

imgne

EnjoiSanJose

Oprah Winfrey

Yu Dum

chinovalleyantifa

Oprah Winfrey

Rumpleforeskin