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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2013, 10:23:12 PM »
In all honesty, I think it's when you're completely self sufficient. You pay all your bills and don't have to ask anyone for money.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2013, 11:39:14 PM »
In all honesty, I think it's when you're completely self sufficient. You pay all your bills and don't have to ask anyone for money.

so when you loose your job, your back to being a boy? I'm a goddamn age-traveller!

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2013, 11:58:57 PM »
When you can heelflip on 8.5 decks and enjoy the smell of cigs.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2013, 02:02:24 AM »
when you can drink your own height in beer

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2013, 02:02:42 AM »
or weight

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2013, 02:07:30 AM »
when you stop fapping

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2013, 02:56:53 AM »
When you focus your account.
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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2013, 04:14:21 AM »
you become a man after slaying a 400 pound dragon

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2013, 04:29:46 AM »
1.When you completely finished at leat 100 video games
2.when you drink beer for breakfast on a regular basis
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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2013, 04:31:34 AM »
when you take responsibility for your actions.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2013, 04:44:19 AM »

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2013, 03:59:21 PM »
When you get a Costco card

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #42 on: June 21, 2013, 05:21:04 PM »
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When you make a wall of fame on some restaurant eating challenge?

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If that's the case, then I was a man by the age of 15. 1 lb. burger challenge at Cheeburger Cheeburger. Couldn't shit right for a week. Well worth it.
it cant be at a fucking cheeburger cheeburger though that doesnt count.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2013, 09:00:17 PM »
when you take responsibility for your actions.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2013, 09:09:44 PM »
I was 30 when my wife gave birth to our daughter so that was a convenient marker.  Instead of feeling like my life was over, I realized it really was just starting.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2013, 09:54:23 PM »
wtf , why would you think life was over at 30 ?  still have about 30 years of work  , which means tons of time to make money for anything you want to do with your life

then you got retirement where you have nothing to do but have fun

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2013, 09:56:28 PM »
I find it hard to believe that most of you would consider me an adult

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2013, 10:00:44 PM »
I seriously never imagined life past 30 to be honest.  I just didn't plan that far ahead.  I thought my new life as a father would consume whatever free time I had so I wouldn't be able to fuck off doing whatever I pleased anymore.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2013, 10:11:37 PM »
Once you fuck your life up in a way that will take years, if not the rest of your life to fix. Pregnancy, student debt, credit card debt, jail time, etc. Once you go through some shit like that, you yearn for when you were young. If you can avoid all of that type of shit, you never have to grow up.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2013, 11:07:42 PM »
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When you make a wall of fame on some restaurant eating challenge?

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If that's the case, then I was a man by the age of 15. 1 lb. burger challenge at Cheeburger Cheeburger. Couldn't shit right for a week. Well worth it.

Only 1 pound?


wheee!

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2013, 11:23:55 PM »
when you have sucked at least 1 dick

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #51 on: June 27, 2013, 05:38:58 AM »
when you don't look like a kid no more

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #52 on: June 27, 2013, 05:58:53 PM »
wtf , why would you think life was over at 30 ?  still have about 30 years of work  , which means tons of time to make money for anything you want to do with your life

then you got retirement where you have nothing to do but have fun

Young-plenty of time no money
Adult- some money but no time to enjoy them.

I doubt that we will have pension when we grow up.


For me you are an adult when you can make it in the real world without someone supporting you financially or otherwise.
I am so sick of the university that i wish to graduate and get a job.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2013, 09:11:49 PM »
a friend and i had this conversation once...
one thing we came up with is that you are officially an adult when you purchase an expensive appliance, like a washer/dryer or fridge.  nobody but adults spends all that money on stuff like that.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #55 on: June 28, 2013, 01:14:34 PM »
when you have sucked at least 1 dick

Damn! I know some queens who hit adulthood at like age 7 then! And it wasn't a molestation type of thing...they were hungry for cock from day one. #cradle2thegrave

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2013, 01:30:29 PM »
When you realize you aint making it in skateboarding, you grieve, then look for a job.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2013, 03:58:59 PM »
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wtf , why would you think life was over at 30 ?  still have about 30 years of work  , which means tons of time to make money for anything you want to do with your life

then you got retirement where you have nothing to do but have fun
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Young-plenty of time no money
Adult- some money but no time to enjoy them.

I doubt that we will have pension when we grow up.


For me you are an adult when you can make it in the real world without someone supporting you financially or otherwise.
I am so sick of the university that i wish to graduate and get a job.
Yeah, I thought that too when I was a college kid. Then you realize the weird debt system people live in and how few people actually just live off of their income straight up.
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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2013, 07:46:53 AM »
a friend and i had this conversation once...
one thing we came up with is that you are officially an adult when you purchase an expensive appliance, like a washer/dryer or fridge.  nobody but adults spends all that money on stuff like that.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2013, 06:16:07 AM »
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a friend and i had this conversation once...
one thing we came up with is that you are officially an adult when you purchase an expensive appliance, like a washer/dryer or fridge.  nobody but adults spends all that money on stuff like that.
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