Author Topic: 2014 predictions (Read 27442 times)

tob.1 · « **on:** November 30, 2013, 05:32:47 AM »

I'll start with Nyjah leaves DC and Element to get on converse and FA in desperate attempt to gain approval from slap forum. Also ditches red pants for highwater dickies and starts doing slappies and no complies for a similar reason.

steam vent · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2013, 05:40:08 AM »

early 90's "goofy boy" style making a full comeback, but cuffed instead of cut. Lotto will get into the skate shoe game, with indoor soccer shoes like adidas.

Monty Burns · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2013, 05:55:14 AM »

danny renaud super part comes out for politic

Adidas releases more awesome vids and expands with more great teammates

Plan B vid will still not come out / Plan B calls it quits

Good things happen to bachinskys career for once

Polar , The National and Isle all realease Promos / vids

Millions of people will die in unnecessary and horrible ways yet the world will care more about some teenage girl licking hammers and twerking in massmedia

steam vent · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2013, 05:57:42 AM »

Quote from: Monty Burns on November 30, 2013, 05:55:14 AM

danny renaud super part comes out for politic

Adidas releases more awesome vids and expands with more great teammates

Plan B vid will still not come out / Plan B calls it quits

Good things happen to bachinskys career for once

Polar , The National and Isle all realease Promos / vids

Millions of people will die in unnecessary and horrible ways yet the world will care more about some teenage girl licking hammers and twerking in massmedia

kinda murked the thread with that one haha

Loose Trucks Saved My Life · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:24:39 AM »

Vans vid will melt faces

Anti-Hero will acquire one more rider

formeitscrazylike · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2013, 07:42:19 AM »

Same trick twice in a row in lines on some avant-garde shit.

Odd grind combinations continue their ascent. I predict back side 180 switch back feeble to one of them.

No Plan B video

Vans video will indeed blow minds.

Nyjah will literally cry over this year's SOTY pick.

KUberry · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2013, 07:56:19 AM »

Rick McCrank will put out a part.

theloniousmonk · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2013, 07:57:29 AM »

Supreme video with full iphone Pops part.

No plan b video, but all the footage is released for different companies, and then re-edited by someone on here to make what would have been the plan b video.

Continuing with the 90s revival, eS continues with the accel, and adds the SLB and SLB97 to the line.

Nike knows their target slap market and pushes Gino and AO to film heavily.

Lenny the Fatface · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:03:50 AM »

P-Rod's new brand will be a hit with a sicker than expected art direction. The problems will be that a lot of his riders will skate the same, no variety in board shapes, and P-Rod looks like a nigga who would skimp on wood quality.

Vans video will rape babies and old people

Supreme video will be one of the most openly pirated videos ever.

steam vent · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:08:50 AM »

P-rod becomes one of the "dark men"?

ziggy · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:09:40 AM »

Riley and Cyril pro

Makaveli · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:11:07 AM »

static IV finally comes out and is a severe disappointment...

JB · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:33:46 AM »

street league gets the half time slot at the NFL all star game.

lil wayne kickflips a 3 stair and puts out his second pro shoe

pops gets banned from instagram

l33tg33k gets laid

6 pac · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:41:22 AM »

there will be another 1000000 webvideos that are fucking amazing but everybody forgets about them in 2 days

ChronicBluntSlider · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:57:36 AM »

Quote from: Lenny the Fatface on November 30, 2013, 08:03:50 AM

P-Rod's new brand will be a hit with a sicker than expected art direction. The problems will be that a lot of his riders will skate the same, no variety in board shapes, and P-Rod looks like a nigga who would skimp on wood quality.

Vans video will rape babies and old people

Supreme video will be one of the most openly pirated videos ever.

His solid gold graphic already puts old graphics like that hanging clansman one to shame. I'm thinking rhinestones. But they'll be lots of pretty colors so him and his fans could pretend like they're gemstones.

Big Skatefase · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:58:31 AM »

Quote from: Monty Burns on November 30, 2013, 05:55:14 AM

Plan B vid will still not come out

JB · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2013, 09:01:30 AM »

alex olson comes out of the closet and gets dropped from nike.

TheDraught · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2013, 09:17:34 AM »

Nyjah will kickflip primo grind a 10 stair rail and the Slap community will regard that as the ultimate proof that he doesnt love skateboarding.

gnidraobetaks · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2013, 09:56:41 AM »

Chumlee's web part will blow minds. Supreme and Diamond hardware will announce a new pro.

swagdragon123 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2013, 10:08:10 AM »

P-Rod stays on Plan-B and the name of the new video is "Plan-B Gold"

pizzafliptofakie · « **Reply #20 on:** November 30, 2013, 10:32:11 AM »

I still won't learn proper back 360s.

Yu Dum · « **Reply #21 on:** November 30, 2013, 10:58:40 AM »

I break another bone and bitch on here until I'm able to skate again.

Cosme · « **Reply #22 on:** November 30, 2013, 11:27:17 AM »

Quote from: formeitscrazylike on November 30, 2013, 07:42:19 AM

Same trick twice in a row in lines on some avant-garde shit.

Heralding Mike York as the visionary leader of said revolution.

( at 1:02 )

DannyDee · « **Reply #23 on:** November 30, 2013, 12:37:10 PM »

Nike Chronicles Vol 3 starts filming- Rumors start about Koston going for it in one last retirement part.

Westgate finally leaves Zoo York, most likely for Toy Machine

Alex Olson gives up on his idea to skate for Fucking Awesome

3d finally adds another rider.

P-Rod boards are a target exclusive

CreepySweaty · « **Reply #24 on:** November 30, 2013, 01:05:44 PM »

The death of the cruiser and the rise of the "shaped" board. Every big brand (besides anything out of Kayo Corp.) will have 1-3 "fun shaped" boards in their 2014 summer catalog.

A Happy Medium 3 will happen and Jaws will kickflip something incomprehensibly tall and ollie off of a legit 2 story building.

Colin Reed will film another conceptual edit, and this time it will be centered around water spots (someone will hippie jump the water jet of an open fire hydrant).

New John Motta and Matt Beach footage from skatemental.

The McCrank part will happen and will be a surprise welcome to Lakai introduction part.

Street League footage will make Sportcenter's Top 10 plays of the week (has this already happened?)

dask8d00d · « **Reply #25 on:** November 30, 2013, 01:10:49 PM »

Quote from: DannyDee on November 30, 2013, 12:37:10 PM

Westgate finally leaves Zoo York, most likely for Toy Machine

honestly i kinda feel like if he left Zoo he'd end up on Alien Workshop instead. i dunno why, but I think he'd be a great fit on there.

paraquat · « **Reply #26 on:** November 30, 2013, 01:13:02 PM »

Quote from: DaSk8D00D on November 30, 2013, 01:10:49 PM

Quote from: DannyDee on November 30, 2013, 12:37:10 PM
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Westgate finally leaves Zoo York, most likely for Toy Machine

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honestly i kinda feel like if he left Zoo he'd end up on Alien Workshop instead. i dunno why, but I think he'd be a great fit on there.

I'm down for westgate and Jake tour clips.

Switch Front Feeble · « **Reply #27 on:** November 30, 2013, 01:15:14 PM »

Everyone that got dropped from powell gets hooked up properly

Plan B video never comes out

Dollin's ender in the vans vid is him draining a 5th of vodka while kf bs 5050 ing Hollywood high 16

Nyjah continues to skate everyday and progress in an attempt to prove to the skate community he truly loves skating and then drops one of the heaviest parts of all time, only for a bunch of losers on the internet to stretch for excuses to dislike him due to jealousy.......wait no that one was this year.

the tranny monster · « **Reply #28 on:** November 30, 2013, 01:23:18 PM »

someone will actually die skateboarding, I'm honestly surprised this hasn't happened to any pro's yet. It's a matter of time before someone try's to grind the wrong fifty stair handrail.

doomstation55 · « **Reply #29 on:** November 30, 2013, 01:51:49 PM »

Slap will start speculating SOTY in like March when some new part comes out. Outrageous claims will be made, perhaps money will be placed on speculation, only to be proven completely ridiculous by year's end.

Author Topic: 2014 predictions (Read 27442 times)

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