2014 predictions

[Carlos]

someone darkslides a kinked rail

[The Claw]

Dylan Rieder develops a severe case of adult acne,making him go from popping pills, to popping pimples. Rieder hides in his house for 6 months crying about his lost looks and then realizes kids all over the world bite everything else he does so why would some zits be any different? He does a full photo shoot with his zits and before you know it kids are rollin there pants, painting their nails, and smearing bacon grease on their foreheads.

[Donkey Punch]

Dylan will release his new shoe

[hitmewithacar]

Peter Vlad will become SOTY in 2014..... VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Claw]

Dylan will release his new shoe

and then everyone on here will be like "I always liked that kind of shoe I just never talked about how much i wear them"

[WeirdBeach]

Someone from the Baker/Deathwish/Shake Junt team goes to rehab. A reality webisode series is created to document the experience.

Haha. Heard from a semi-known LA filmer that the head of one of those company's who claims to be sober still goes on little coke binges with Sinner. I have zero evidence to back this up but his word. He films and grew up with several Baker/Deathwish/ShakeJunt riders.

[yungCOLDsweat]

This needs to happen: Emerica re-releases the Tilt team model with a G6 sole.

[S.E.]

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Someone from the Baker/Deathwish/Shake Junt team goes to rehab. A reality webisode series is created to document the experience.

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Haha. Heard from a semi-known LA filmer that the head of one of those company's who claims to be sober still goes on little coke binges with Sinner. I have zero evidence to back this up but his word. He films and grew up with several Baker/Deathwish/ShakeJunt riders.

TMZ

[witty pseudonym]

A sick McCrank part. 

[MIA Ripper]

Plan B video comes out. My face melts
Nyjah doesn't get SOTY and quits street league.
Theotis gets ten more sponsors
Chazz Ortiz makes friends
Nike SB starts a TV show
Girl gets new AM's then turns them Pro all at the same time
Danny Fuenzalida gets 2014 SOTY

[NoComply180]

caine gayle makes a comeback attempt on warco, nobody cares
jamie thomas continues to make mid 30s and older skaters who film only tranny and ditch skating look inferior and lazy
terri schiavo comes back from the grave and inward heels up the santa monica triple set in her super chair

[GAY]

BA will come out...as a straight man...everybody's mind will be blown.

[Tracer]

Mike V starts a new company (elephant logo or lightning bolt)
Still no word on the plan b video
Some pro will die, its been a while since anyone died

[Pine]

Mike V starts a new company (elephant logo or lightning bolt)
Still no word on the plan b video
Some pro will die, its been a while since anyone died

uhhh lewis marnell? that was less than a year ago, pay a little respect

[Switch Front Feeble]

This needs to happen: Emerica re-releases the Tilt team model with a G6 sole.

yes.

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

- youness amrani goes pro.
- adidas anounces a full length video.
- nyjah's dad comes back into his life and steals all his street league money
- nyjah, heartbroken, gets a "hated" neck tattoo, full sleeves and starts doing hard drugs over daddy issues. He gets on baker and puts out a 3-minute part where he does nothing but slappies, fastplants and early grabs. No fucks were given.
- Andy Roy goes straight edge, writes the bestseller book "burned" and gives lectures about drug awareness at high school and colleges.
- Sean Sheffey starts doing 'roids and joins the WWE. His stage name will be "the chef". He will gain worldwide succes and gets rich from the merchandise. Even Obama get in on the hype and wears the " Kiss the Sheffey" shirt during one of his speeches...
- alex olson will become the new dash snow. Shoots crappy celebrity polaroids that will appear in Vogue. Comes out as bisexual during an interview for jenkem.
- muska sells a painting
- gino starts a clothing company called "napoli". Hypebeasts will eat it up.
- aws and habitat  start filming for a joined video called : PORTALS. Suciu releases a teaser and Slap implodes pver the hype.
- fucking awesome tries to steal piscopo. Piscopo goes pro for alien. Fucking awesome skateboards goes under...
- manny gets his teeth fixed and starts riding for nadja footwear.
- Brian wenning joins a boothcamp workout program. Gets a 6-pack and comes out with a comeback part.
- the word "facemelting" will be banned from ALL skateboard communication
- shortys skateboards goed under
- mccrank starts riding for es footwear again.

[TrainWreck]

- fucking awesome tries to steal piscopo. Piscopo goes pro for alien. Fucking awesome skateboards goes under...

they already got him!

[Radbloke]

- youness amrani goes pro.
- adidas anounces a full length video.
- nyjah's dad comes back into his life and steals all his street league money
- nyjah, heartbroken, gets a "hated" neck tattoo, full sleeves and starts doing hard drugs over daddy issues. He gets on baker and puts out a 3-minute part where he does nothing but slappies, fastplants and early grabs. No fucks were given.
- Andy Roy goes straight edge, writes the bestseller book "burned" and gives lectures about drug awareness at high school and colleges.
- Sean Sheffey starts doing 'roids and joins the WWE. His stage name will be "the chef". He will gain worldwide succes and gets rich from the merchandise. Even Obama get in on the hype and wears the " Kiss the Sheffey" shirt during one of his speeches...- alex olson will become the new dash snow. Shoots crappy celebrity polaroids that will appear in Vogue. Comes out as bisexual during an interview for jenkem.
- muska sells a painting
- gino starts a clothing company called "napoli". Hypebeasts will eat it up.
- aws and habitat?  start filming for a joined video called : PORTALS. Suciu releases a teaser and Slap implodes pver the hype.
- fucking awesome tries to steal piscopo. Piscopo goes pro for alien. Fucking awesome skateboards goes under...
- manny gets his teeth fixed and starts riding for nadja footwear.
- Brian wenning joins a boothcamp workout program. Gets a 6-pack and comes out with a comeback part.
- the word "facemelting" will be banned from ALL skateboard communication
- shortys skateboards goed under
- mccrank starts riding for es footwear again.

Spectacular!

[landCow]

Cuffed pants get higher and higher. And so begins the shorts trend.

[ChrisLambe94]

Someone dies , trying to one up the Gap King, Rail chomper I.E.

[4wheels]

steve berra's iphone charging case company comes out.

[Fish]

tons of awesome skateboarding

[Carlos]

Mike V starts a new company (elephant logo or lightning bolt)
Still no word on the plan b video
Some pro will die, its been a while since anyone died

Mike V already has his company he has my dude Jason Adams on it. Its called Elephant skateboards.

[SodaJerk]

Daveed Gonzales will either get a haircut or go full Hosoi bike shorts and all.

[twitchflip]

steve berra's iphone charging case company comes out.

[Bobbydoof]

skate-water-bottle company called fluid motion

[GeorgeHanson]

Chaz Ortiz and Nyjah will both become HIV+ when after the Kansas city Street League they decide they need more diamonds in their ears and tattoos on the arms. ALAS! They got a dirty tattoo shop.

Fingers crossed.

[Fucktarded]

People that post on slap still don't go skateboarding. Still blaming weather, existing injuries that in no way enable them to skate and other bullshit for their reasoning..

[gnidraobetaks]

somebody will twerk in the air while skating the mega ramp. miley and wayne will have success with their new board company titled "twerkstars international." eventually picking up such famous elites as austin seaholm, deer man of dark woods and lindsey robertson.

[Mazzer]

Nyjah gets baggier pants, no more red. 

Royal goes out of business.

Brittney Spears gets a DUI or car accident in Las Vegas.

Scott Kane surprise 10-20 tricks in the Vans video.

Chris Cole inward heel front board handrail.

Mystery renames, rebrands, and gets new riders.