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What did you get from SANTA!?
« on: December 04, 2013, 08:37:13 AM »
I'm just looking for some ideas on what to ask for. ? I have a brand new deck and I don't play video games anymore. ? 
« Last Edit: December 26, 2013, 11:37:59 AM by chockfullofthat »

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 09:22:17 AM »
A new blanket

Contact lenses

Whores

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 09:55:49 AM »
Weather is getting cold as fuck around here


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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 10:41:03 AM »
my list:






doubt ill get any of these things.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 12:41:06 PM »
the knicks to not suck

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 01:04:16 PM »
those little doodies look super fun. I'm just asking for plain shirts, socks, underwear, some pants...basically shit that I need but don't want to buy for myself. Oh, and money.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 01:15:00 PM »
New set up with an extra deck and some shoes is all I really want. I'm not expecting much. I'll be happy to just get some new wheels.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 05:31:43 PM »
I'd like my own place and a pretty girlfriend. Oh yeah, some semblance of a social life would be nice too, or rather, the capacity to actively maintain one.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 05:33:44 PM »
How about your dignity because you're a grown fucking man?

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 05:49:14 PM »
a fat bitch with a glitter belt that say glitter on it

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 05:54:09 PM »
eckboc

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 08:55:15 PM »
Kessel jersey, Stamkos jersey, Tulowitzki jersey, gift cards, money, and beer.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 09:59:52 PM »
My mom to come back from the cult she joined and for my dad to say he loves me.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2013, 10:04:46 PM »
booze. tobacco. dope. pussy. caaaars!

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2013, 06:03:20 AM »
Thanks for the ideas.  I asked for some shoes, a dead whore, and a 30 pack of icehouse.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2013, 06:21:12 AM »
Hanging Klansman would have been nice but that ship sailed so the SMA Natas reissue. Also being domesticated a Thermomix is up there but those things cost a bomb so it'll still be on the list next year.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 09:29:02 AM »
Hanging Klansman would have been nice but that ship sailed so the SMA Natas reissue. Also being domesticated a Thermomix is up there but those things cost a bomb so it'll still be on the list next year.

I dont think they are that expensive . If you think of all the uses and how its the best machine in a kitchen ( besides a pacojet ) they are well worth the money

Im just asking for cash this christmas , the move over to the UK has been kinda expensive and some extra money would be nice

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2013, 10:00:45 AM »
A nude pic of GAY!

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2013, 01:17:31 PM »
Thanks for the ideas.  I asked for some shoes, a dead whore, and a 30 pack of icehouse.
I can get you the dead whore. You're on the own for the other two though.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2013, 01:33:35 PM »
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Thanks for the ideas.?  I asked for some shoes, a dead whore, and a 30 pack of icehouse.
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I can get you the dead whore. You're on the own for the other two though.

Fuck you, buy me icehouse, it's practically free.  Where's your holiday spirit or whatever?

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2013, 01:37:03 PM »
I "spent" it all choking out that whore.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2013, 01:41:57 PM »
This is a pretty dark crimbus thread.  I'm going to wash myself with holiday cheer.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2013, 01:47:19 PM »
I think a whore's ability to squirt diminishes after I kill them.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2013, 01:47:35 PM »
Taking a trip with the fam to Florida in January for a week.

I feel like I can't ask for much more. Sun, Beaches and dry-ish skateparks.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2013, 02:41:26 PM »
Kessel jersey, Stamkos jersey, Tulowitzki jersey, gift cards, money, and beer.

Assuming you mean Phil Kessel, I have a friend with the same name, and every so often people message him on Facebook or whatever asking him for autographs and jerseys and shit. He made a short lived Twitter and tweeted about quitting sports to pursue the culinary arts and it got a lot of attention for like a day, hahaha.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2013, 07:03:57 PM »
Pretty much sums it up



YOU GON PAY WAT YOU OWE!!!!

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2013, 07:57:00 PM »
I'm hoping I get a Lib Tech Mark Landvik Pheonix 154. Somehow I doubt it will happen.

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Re: What do you want from Santa?
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2013, 08:02:00 PM »
Gift card for Bikram yoga....Might ask my parents for help with January rent,  too.


wheee!

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