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2014 resolutions
« on: December 27, 2013, 01:37:47 PM »
First find out if you failed 2013 here: http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=66915.0


For 2014
-Get into grad school by any means necessary
-Quit smoking...for really real.
-Write a manifesto in a windowless cabin.
-Learn the phrase "May I have the permission to marry your daughter" in Chinese, and I suppose learn how to understand "Yes" and "No" too.

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2013, 01:59:49 PM »
make more money

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2013, 02:23:49 PM »
Continue to not smoke. I quit last year, so I hope I can stay at least another year.

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2013, 02:24:35 PM »
Haha dang I only managed to nail 2 out of 10. So this year I'm rooting for the 'I like to bring it, not sing it' attitude. Well ehm kinda I guess.
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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2013, 02:32:42 PM »
Haha dang I only managed to nail 2 out of 10. So this year I'm rooting for the 'I like to bring it, not sing it' attitude. Well ehm kinda I guess.

Still in a rut with the ladies?

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2013, 03:55:07 PM »
2013:

Break out of my comfort zone, I really, really, need to do that - Done that.
Do better in school next semester - Didn't do that but I've done better in second year so far.
Eat healthier - For the most part yeah
Skate more - Nope, haven't skated since August, work and school have taken up most of my time.
Stress and worry less - Still the same so nope.
Get a summer job - Yeah and I made $7300 this summer.
Drink less - Yup.
Travel more - Nope.


2014:

Continue to do well in school and try to do even better.
Eat healthier more often.
Lose some weight.
Travel more.
Get into a relationship.
Skate when I can.
Save more of my money then spending it all the time.

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2013, 03:59:00 PM »
After spending the past week there, my longtime suspicion has been confirmed.  I need to move to Montreal as soon as possible.  I need to expand my mind and surroundings otherwise I'll likely drink myself to death in this place.

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2013, 04:12:37 PM »
Unfat myself. T25, here I cum!
Masturbate more.
Everything else in my life is perfect and I wouldn't change a thing. ;)
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2013, 05:13:57 PM »

I need to actually quit smoking
Graduate
Get a real job fighting fire
Possibly start a paramedic program
3 out of 4 kind of. Worked for the forest service, but I want to be a structural fire fighter. Maybe that one can happen this year. Otherwise back to the forest next summer.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2013, 05:25:30 PM »
Eat healthier, skate faster, skate more often, save up money, be more positive.
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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2013, 05:29:47 PM »
find a job
fuck more
skate more
lost some weight
learn tricks in switch
stop being a mediocre poster

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2013, 05:53:39 PM »
2013 did not eat at McDonals's one single time.
did not get fat.
Other than that, I blew it.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2013, 06:15:17 PM »
-Skate more/get more tricks consistently
-Follow through with this 100 pushups app I downloaded for no reason
-Be more active in general/less time on my ass on the interbutts
-Get a full time job where I can use my degree
-Sex. More of it. (probably ties into #1-3)
-At least one road trip
-Eat healthier


I have to get at least 1 or 2 out of 7, right?
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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2013, 08:24:19 PM »
-go back to college
-get a job
-drink less
-beat my anxiety

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2013, 08:33:48 PM »
Lose some lbs

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2013, 08:52:01 PM »
#lose weight
@drink less
%finish school

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2013, 09:22:13 PM »
do more drugs.
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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2013, 09:32:35 PM »
join slayer
get a major motion picture deal
invent a new sustainable energy source
hang out with the dalai lama
pilot a rocket to mars

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2013, 09:42:06 PM »
jerk off tomorrow morning im too tired tonight

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2013, 09:50:03 PM »
o wait thats 2013. still though

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2013, 11:07:03 PM »


2014:

Get into a relationship.

Skate when I can.
Save more of my money then spending it all the time.

Good luck with those last two if that is your main priority!


Mine:

be more positive

skate more
contribute more to my community
make more music
continue to buy more local/organic and less processed foods
raise pigs
stay afloat financially
don't get anyone knocked up

and

stay away from the taco bell thats opening up 20 miles from my house this spring
sanch dont be mad because your wife used to clean my mansion

and................... your still a mark!!!!!

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2013, 11:22:49 PM »
-go back to college
-get a job
-drink less
-beat my anxiety

I worked a shit load on that this year, and honestly dude it's very doable. It's definitely daunting (which the anxiety itself does not help) but the more you push yourself and realize the things you were afraid of aren't as bad as you may think they are, the better it gets. One tip I have is to bring a "security blanket" with you. I always bring my inhaler and two benadryl with me in my pocket since a lot of my anxieties are based around my food allergies, but just having them with me has made me feel more at ease in other non food related situations that would normally make me panicky. Good luck!
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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2013, 12:27:35 AM »
to stop fretting the petty shit and enjoy life

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2013, 07:12:28 AM »
stop mixing weed and tobacco
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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2013, 07:34:16 AM »
Save $
Quit Smoking Cigs
Cut back or quit smoking weed
Start skating again

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Re: 2014 resolutions
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2013, 07:55:30 AM »
I want to eat something pizza related each day of the year. It could even be a single pizza roll, hock pocket, slice, or even a pizza flavored combo
Move to California
Cross country trip to California
Quit my jobs and skate more
Get some more action
fuck you bama


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