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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #180 on: January 15, 2014, 06:11:42 AM »
I don't personally longboard.. but to focus someone's for fun and not reimburse them is the shittiest move.  Especially when you have the Birdman as your bank.  Remember when it used to be focus a mongo pusher's board?  Until skate companies realized that going around snapping kids' decks is a really stupid way to promote your skateboard company.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #181 on: January 15, 2014, 07:10:20 AM »
Clint seems almost forceful with these make outs.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #182 on: January 15, 2014, 07:16:39 AM »
Clint seems like he would be really fun to go on a trip with

i gotta disagree with you here.  hes an example of "the more you learn about a skaters personality, the less you care for their skating."  He fucking shreds no doubt but i don't know if i could handle a week in a van with him. 
more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #183 on: January 15, 2014, 07:28:05 AM »
Clint seems almost forceful with these make outs.

sometimes u gotta be
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #184 on: January 15, 2014, 08:17:47 AM »
Clint seems almost forceful with these make outs.

Did that offend you mam?

Best episode yet. Clive Dixon rips.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #185 on: January 15, 2014, 08:29:36 AM »
That new boy Mike Davis has the style. First the Tom Penny fs flip over the spine and then the switch tre down the set? Smooth.


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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #186 on: January 15, 2014, 08:33:18 AM »
Maybe the perfect team for KOTR? There's not a lot one of those guys couldn't do on a skateboard.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #187 on: January 15, 2014, 11:32:29 AM »
I wonder if they gave bonus points to Birdhouse after Clint contracted herpes from the make out challenge.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #188 on: January 15, 2014, 11:44:15 AM »
Blumpkinz is truthful. Her insta is nik3wl. She is the absolute worst. Let the slapfapfest begin.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #189 on: January 15, 2014, 11:59:47 AM »
I wonder if they gave bonus points to Birdhouse after Clint contracted herpes from the make out challenge.

I'm pretty sure that "contract oral herpes from a stranger" was worth 500 points in The Book.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #190 on: January 15, 2014, 12:02:49 PM »
Blumpkinz is truthful. Her insta is nik3wl. She is the absolute worst. Let the slapfapfest begin.


oh man, she'd be an immediate right swipe for me.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #191 on: January 15, 2014, 12:04:34 PM »
how come clint hasnt made out with that blonde asian chick thats rolling with them?

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #192 on: January 15, 2014, 12:06:52 PM »
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Blumpkinz is truthful. Her insta is nik3wl. She is the absolute worst. Let the slapfapfest begin.


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oh man, she'd be an immediate right swipe for me.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #193 on: January 15, 2014, 12:23:15 PM »
all dem bitches got zits right where clint did the weird thumb-on-chin-move.

they should have a 'gator' challenge

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #194 on: January 15, 2014, 12:34:11 PM »
King of the Chin Grab

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #195 on: January 15, 2014, 01:30:53 PM »
Coincidentally, nik3wl has posted a nude of Blumpkinz before.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #196 on: January 15, 2014, 01:54:50 PM »


i found this almost as amusing as the KOTR videos have been.


how come clint hasnt made out with that blonde asian chick thats rolling with them?




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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #197 on: January 15, 2014, 02:22:54 PM »
Someone said it but that chin grab is fucking uncomfortable.


and hangin with the Birdman must be awesome.. he seems COoO0oL

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #198 on: January 15, 2014, 02:25:57 PM »
Coincidentally, nik3wl has posted a nude of Blumpkinz before.

Haha I forgot about that. Thanks for bringing that up.

And also told you I wasn't lying slap.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #199 on: January 15, 2014, 02:42:12 PM »
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Coincidentally, nik3wl has posted a nude of Blumpkinz before.
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Haha I forgot about that. Thanks for bringing that up.

And also told you I wasn't lying slap.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #200 on: January 15, 2014, 02:45:04 PM »
why would u date her?

I liked how he still did a modified chin grab when Clint did the 3 way make out
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #201 on: January 15, 2014, 03:46:05 PM »
anyone notice how lackluster the chocolate episode was? tricks down a park 5 stair, perez struggling on the 6 stair back lip shuv, and a line we've already seen.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #202 on: January 15, 2014, 03:54:34 PM »
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Coincidentally, nik3wl has posted a nude of Blumpkinz before.
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Haha I forgot about that. Thanks for bringing that up.

And also told you I wasn't lying slap.
I kept the screen shot. Might have gotten new phone since then too, but you know damn well I made sure that shit transferred!

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #203 on: January 16, 2014, 12:02:28 AM »
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #204 on: January 16, 2014, 12:46:46 AM »
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #205 on: January 16, 2014, 03:03:44 AM »
Is it me or are these really boring?

Seems like reality TV or some bullshit.

Hold on wait, it's funny, he kisses another girl...


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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #206 on: January 16, 2014, 03:27:49 AM »
Is it me or are these really boring?

Seems like reality TV or some bullshit.

Hold on wait, it's funny, he kisses another girl...




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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #207 on: January 16, 2014, 05:55:32 AM »
Make out Challenge is super lame imo. If they show like one or two, that?s ok, but watching clint walker kiss a million girls is just stupid and boring. As someone stated before, they should at least have one with a dude. Make out with someone with a face tattoo or something.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #208 on: January 16, 2014, 06:46:02 AM »
Damn. Lighting fireworks when the whole area is dry as fuck is pretty stupid. Brock seemed to be the only one with enough brains to get a fire extinguisher. I have to say, it was still pretty fun to watch. Especially, when Louie peed on the fire.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4,5,6,7,8
« Reply #209 on: January 16, 2014, 06:57:53 AM »
haha gravette got knocked the fuck out