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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #60 on: April 16, 2014, 09:15:11 AM »
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I hate to do it but 3D so far has been a huge bust. This is the new decks with artwork done by BA:




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I've always wished that I could meet BA and make him fall in love with me, but then I see his art and I start to worry about that idea. You see, if BA fell in love with me I'd always feel terrible because in my heart I'd feel like I should tell him that his art is the most awful art I've ever seen. I'd have to say a lot of things like, "Wow that's really amazing that you drew that!" or "You really are getting better."...you know...non-committal stuff. It'd be like being with a girl/guy who loves to sing with all her/his heart but sounds like Froggy from the Li'l Rascals.

One thing this thread has taught me, though, is that some people like some brands and other people like other brands. For that I'll always be thankful to this thread.
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You and me both, Gay. Everything he does on a skateboard oozes with sexual energy and grace. Perhaps he can convert our artistic palates with his musty man love... Or perhaps love is blind, but love can't make you blind.

Haha. For the record, I can't draw either, so at least he and I would have that in common.

And it's "love is blind"? I always thought it was "love is blonde"!  ;)

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #61 on: April 16, 2014, 09:30:13 AM »
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Pretty much anything but Hookups
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What? The weird anime shit is so cringe-inducing.
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What you don't like tits or something?

I like tits just as much as the next guy, if they are real and not some exaggerated fantasy drawing that neckbeards fetishize.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #62 on: April 16, 2014, 09:34:25 AM »
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Pretty much anything but Hookups
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What? The weird anime shit is so cringe-inducing.
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What you don't like tits or something?
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I like tits just as much as the next guy, if they are real and not some exaggerated fantasy drawing that neckbeards fetishize.

Being the next guy, I hate titz, so does that mean that you DO hate them too?

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #63 on: April 16, 2014, 09:53:47 AM »
It's hard to accept the fact that I don't like 3d. Brian's my favorite skater and his Girl artwork series I thought had a lot of promise. I've been rooting for him and his new company, but it's just a little bit of a letdown. Every new 3d drop, I comb through the graphics and hope for something that resonates- I'm still holding my breath. Brad and Brian are such rad dudes, I just hope for the best for both of them.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #64 on: April 16, 2014, 10:05:01 AM »
I couldn't even get past the name of BA's company. 3D just doesn't make any kind of sense to me.

I know Threat is brand new but their catalog is pretty bad as well as their logo:

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #65 on: April 16, 2014, 10:18:14 AM »
I couldn't even get past the name of BA's company. 3D just doesn't make any kind of sense to me.

I know Threat is brand new but their catalog is pretty bad as well as their logo:


Yeah those Powell x fast food knockoffs are pretty ridiculous, I can't believe anyone thought those were a good idea. I did get a kick out of the Bowser's revenge one though.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2014, 10:29:13 AM »
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Pretty much anything but Hookups
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What? The weird anime shit is so cringe-inducing.
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What you don't like tits or something?
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Well he didn't say if they were girl tits or man tits...

I like tits just as much as the next guy, if they are real and not some exaggerated fantasy drawing that neckbeards fetishize.
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Being the next guy, I hate titz, so does that mean that you DO hate them too?
Well to be fair he didn't exactly say girl tits

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2014, 10:38:36 AM »
So pretty much every board brand? Nobody has said Alien Workshop yet. Literally every board company is doing the same sort of thing so everyone fucking sucks right now. Blank decks are soooo 2014 just wait and see.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2014, 10:45:45 AM »
I couldn't even get past the name of BA's company. 3D just doesn't make any kind of sense to me.

I know Threat is brand new but their catalog is pretty bad as well as their logo:



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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #69 on: April 16, 2014, 10:52:04 AM »
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I couldn't even get past the name of BA's company. 3D just doesn't make any kind of sense to me.

I know Threat is brand new but their catalog is pretty bad as well as their logo:


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I ALWAYS read "Threat" as "Treat". Every single time. I would like "Treat" better as a brand name.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #70 on: April 16, 2014, 11:05:26 AM »
So pretty much every board brand? Nobody has said Alien Workshop yet. Literally every board company is doing the same sort of thing so everyone fucking sucks right now. Blank decks are soooo 2014 just wait and see.

I was waiting for someone to talk about the good brands.

5 Boro stays pretty consistent with good stuff and proper collabs. Their Smith Street pin up girls was on point even though I doubt everyone is into that kind of art. They did have meh stuff but I always dig their work:




Western Edition is up there as well imo. Girl and Chocolate always have gems even though their current stuff is whatever. Skate Mental is dope for what it is. They have their odd humor but I think it works and their illustrator knows what he is doing. I actually think Expedition is decent as well.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #71 on: April 16, 2014, 12:12:15 PM »
Western Edition is up there as well imo. Girl and Chocolate always have gems even though their current stuff is whatever. Skate Mental is dope for what it is. They have their odd humor but I think it works and their illustrator knows what he is doing. I actually think Expedition is decent as well.

Agreed Fong, EXP1 and Organika have a pretty distinct vision and identity with solid art direction year to year. I also think Habitat is consistent from one run to the next. I'm not too hyped on the Dela 'Gone Green' pot leaf graphic, and the Button series was kind of whatever, but for the most part Castrucci's art direction is always on point.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #72 on: April 16, 2014, 12:14:39 PM »
hahah you all have an answer on the tip of ur tongue. i haven't ridden a pro board in 2 years so I have no idea

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #73 on: April 16, 2014, 12:20:33 PM »
I saw those Primitive boards the other day. Ouch!

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #74 on: April 16, 2014, 12:21:08 PM »
Oh, skatemafia graphics are notoriously horrible

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #75 on: April 16, 2014, 12:34:41 PM »
as much as i like toy machine, those pro boards just don't do it anymore.
bring back the JOAB era boards with bam's mullets..
and make that devil board in an 8.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #76 on: April 16, 2014, 01:03:35 PM »
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Pretty much anything but Hookups
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What? The weird anime shit is so cringe-inducing.
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What you don't like tits or something?
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Well he didn't say if they were girl tits or man tits...

I like tits just as much as the next guy, if they are real and not some exaggerated fantasy drawing that neckbeards fetishize.
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Being the next guy, I hate titz, so does that mean that you DO hate them too?
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Well to be fair he didn't exactly say girl tits
I got to get Klein to draw some beautiful anime pecs

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #77 on: April 16, 2014, 01:43:31 PM »
Surprised no one has said World

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #78 on: April 16, 2014, 01:48:50 PM »
Lifeblood has consistently put out some of the worst graphics.  Couple of OK graphics, here and there, but the majority is just awful.  Stuff like this and logo boards. 


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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #79 on: April 16, 2014, 05:11:42 PM »
Oh, skatemafia graphics are notoriously horrible

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #80 on: April 16, 2014, 05:14:14 PM »
The Grizzly Grip logo is enough to make me stab my own eyes.

5BORO is the best.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #81 on: April 16, 2014, 05:21:31 PM »
The Grizzly Grip logo is enough to make me stab my own eyes.

5BORO is the best.

I am with you on the Grizz thing but I saw Chico wearing the Central collab and thought that shirt looked pretty sick....bear logo and all:



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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #82 on: April 16, 2014, 06:15:10 PM »
That Central stuff looks great...  link me my friend!

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #83 on: April 16, 2014, 06:52:36 PM »
Surprised no one has said World
World Industries, Darkstar, Element

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #84 on: April 16, 2014, 07:07:08 PM »
That Central stuff looks great...  link me my friend!

I think it comes out when his shoe drops which is I think summer or fall. I actually hope Chico breaks away from Chocolate and does a Central thing. It will be like a real Chocolate.
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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #85 on: April 16, 2014, 07:31:50 PM »
I'd have to say Real, which is a shame as I've been a big fan of them as a brand from the start.
As for the best i'd go with Western edition, and then $lave.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #86 on: April 16, 2014, 09:10:17 PM »
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Currently, Stereo and Foundation
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There are some rad boards in their catalog at the moment.
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The one you posted is really old, though. It's almost like the Hanging Klansman of Foundation (in that it's been used since forever).

This one's from 1994, for example...




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True, but I dig a reissue like that over a shitty real graphic or girl graphic anyway.

This one is pretty sick though


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They ruined that one with the font that Nick Merlino's name is in.

They ruined it by putting nick merlino's name on it.
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This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #87 on: April 16, 2014, 09:12:28 PM »
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That Central stuff looks great... ? link me my friend!
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I think it comes out when his shoe drops which is I think summer or fall. I actually hope Chico breaks away from Chocolate and does a Central thing. It will be like a real Chocolate.

agreed.

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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #88 on: April 16, 2014, 10:14:35 PM »
Lifeblood has consistently put out some of the worst graphics.  Couple of OK graphics, here and there, but the majority is just awful.  Stuff like this and logo boards.  


Agreed. Although I do like their boards non the less, my local shop always has some unheard distribution boards that are relatively cheap so I buy em. Also they have size 9's which is kind of a tough size to find
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Re: Brand with the worst art direction.
« Reply #89 on: April 16, 2014, 10:41:34 PM »

This one is pretty sick though


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I had this board on the wall in my shop and one of my team guys snatched it up. He was hyped on the graphic, but before he set it up, the first thing the did was sticker over the name. Ha!