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nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #30 on:** February 16, 2015, 06:13:53 AM »

double cheese all the way old man epic

Sanka Coffie · « **Reply #31 on:** February 16, 2015, 01:09:40 PM »

i've only got 1 girl.
How do I acquire these other 19-29 girls Jedi says I have?
Is there a customer service number I could call?

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #32 on:** February 16, 2015, 01:24:59 PM »

i mean most guys average 20 to 30 girls in the first half of their adult life from age 16 to 35 or 40

some guys get more. some guys get less

Sanka Coffie · « **Reply #33 on:** February 16, 2015, 01:42:14 PM »

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on February 16, 2015, 01:24:59 PM

i mean most guys average 20 to 30 girls in the first half of their adult life from age 16 to 35 or 40

some guys get more. some guys get less

So what you're saying is I should convince my girl to bring another 19-29 girls into the picture. How progressive! I'm sure she will be down

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #34 on:** February 16, 2015, 02:36:32 PM »

sanka im sure she is not the only sexual partner youve had in your whole life. and dito for her

LifeHammered · « **Reply #35 on:** February 16, 2015, 04:05:10 PM »

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on February 14, 2015, 12:55:45 PM

I AM SPONSORED BY VANS

sory slap. time to bite back

I KNOW U ALL HATERS ARE JEALOUS OF ALL MY BELLS BEACH TORQUAY girls and MY MORNINGTON RICH MILLIONARE GIRL girls

I KNOW U ALL HAVE ABOUT 20 girls

MEANWHILE

JEDI HAS ABOUT 20,000 girls

most of them rich and millionare daughters and in bells beach case = kelly slater rich surfer girls

and i know you all want to fuck my sister

here's a taste of millionare girls

Don't assume shit about us Jedi. If you post some of her most recent nudes you've taken lately, than by all means we can let you know if that is truly the case or not.

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #36 on:** February 16, 2015, 04:09:40 PM »

ok life hammered, ill try not to generalize so much in the future so that i dont assume about you so much

but i was only talking to the haters anyway man

i wasnt talking to you

Facehead · « **Reply #37 on:** February 16, 2015, 04:13:52 PM »

Quote from: OldManEpic on February 15, 2015, 11:04:33 PM

Jedi, serious question....

Homemade philly cheese steaks or grilled cheese?

Shit just got real

Stoop Kid 2.0 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 16, 2015, 05:37:42 PM »

You should send a sponsor me to Mocha skateboards. You and dirt have that whole delusional thing in common.

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #39 on:** February 16, 2015, 05:42:51 PM »

sory stoop kid 2.0

im not delusional

im on tv and i can get on tv again

r u on tv stoop kid?

if your not then please dont question my legit sanity

and are you sponsored by 2 companies stoop kid? one of them being vans?

the other being a surf skate snow parkour store in an exclusive shopping precinct like chapel st or in a holiday spot for the rich and famous like sorrento beach?

like jedi is sponsored by trigger brothers

and do you have all of kelly slaters rich surfer girl fans in bells beach torquay

if not? then stoop kid 2.0 = please dont question my legit sanity

as i said magic is real

stoop kid = get with the program please

Stoop Kid 2.0 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 16, 2015, 05:49:06 PM »

You were on to catch a predator right? Or was it that true life where the dudes fuck dolls?I'm getting some creepy delusional vibes from you.

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #41 on:** February 16, 2015, 06:01:59 PM »

look man . stoop kid 2.0 i got no time for this. im caught up in some pretty hefty shit at the moment with smantha armitage and Kochi and the channel 7 sunrise team and the channel ten melbourne news team anchor stephen quartermaine and weather man mike and the rest of the team.

ive got no time to continue arguing . please refrain from calling me delusional. it will serve little purpose. legit people wont bellieve your hype man

and at the moment im a bit busy to be caught up argueing over nothing

Stoop Kid 2.0 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 16, 2015, 06:05:23 PM »

Busy being too delusional to argue it seems.

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #43 on:** February 16, 2015, 06:10:50 PM »

since your not going to listen. ill stop talking to you then. your the one thats delusional pal. so il stop talking to you then

nowell · « **Reply #44 on:** February 16, 2015, 11:53:48 PM »

Jedi i'm not going to post your things on sk8parx, you should do what the doctors tell you bro. i'm still your pal- cuntm8

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #45 on:** February 17, 2015, 12:15:55 AM »

Don't bring kochie into this, fuckhead.

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #46 on:** February 17, 2015, 12:50:40 AM »

try again nowell. the doctors have got it all wrong. maybe u should consult lakyn cuntm8 and ask his opinion. he'l tell u not to listen to public health system psych doctors. u just ask lakyn. cuntm8. u just ask lakyn

remember cuntm8 - im not in jail. im not on heroin. and im not dead.

and i defintily dont have a mental illness

but im defintily on tv . and i can definitly get on tv again

and im sponsored by vans and trigger brothers

and i have all kelly slaters girls in bells beach torquay - definitly

mentaly ill loony patient = no

psycho at skating and parkour = yes

remember that cuntm8. remember that

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2015, 12:53:36 AM »

paco supreme . since i am a tv celebrity skater - i will bring kochie into this , whenever l like. wherever i like. and samantha armitage and the other sunrise channel 7 team. and the channel ten news team. so back off

poopnutsupreme · « **Reply #48 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:37:15 AM »

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on February 17, 2015, 12:50:40 AM

and i defintily ~~dont~~ have a mental illness

Pluche · « **Reply #49 on:** February 17, 2015, 02:27:57 AM »

Quote from: 360 frip on February 15, 2015, 05:07:43 AM

Jedi, if you lived to 100 and had been slamming these bitches since the age of 0, you would still have to be doing 200 a day to reach 20,000...

Even Potter's wand wasn't that magical.

your math is as bad as your harry potter joke... if he did this he would be done before he was 1 yr old, which wouldnt surprise me considering jedi is known for getting the laydeez

Sanka Coffie · « **Reply #50 on:** February 17, 2015, 07:00:42 AM »

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on February 17, 2015, 12:53:36 AM

i am a tv celebrity skater

360 frip · « **Reply #51 on:** February 17, 2015, 07:38:23 AM »

Quote from: Pluche on February 17, 2015, 02:27:57 AM

Quote from: 360 frip on February 15, 2015, 05:07:43 AM
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Jedi, if you lived to 100 and had been slamming these bitches since the age of 0, you would still have to be doing 200 a day to reach 20,000...

Even Potter's wand wasn't that magical.
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your math is as bad as your harry potter joke... if he did this he would be done before he was 1 yr old, which wouldnt surprise me considering jedi is known for getting the laydeez

Nah, the math was definitely worse.

GAY · « **Reply #52 on:** February 17, 2015, 09:37:36 AM »

What accent does everybody read jedi's posts in?

I read Jedi's posts in a Chinese accent.

Reason being, Tony Hawk told me that he's Chinese, so it just makes sense.

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #53 on:** February 17, 2015, 12:41:02 PM »

Quote from: GAY on February 17, 2015, 09:37:36 AM

What accent does everybody read jedi's posts in?

I read Jedi's posts in a Chinese accent.

Reason being, Tony Hawk told me that he's Chinese, so it just makes sense.

I always hear it as a mixture of meth heads asking for change at a train station

OldmanEpic · « **Reply #54 on:** February 17, 2015, 12:45:07 PM »

I hear him as that charlie boxer dood

urbanasshole · « **Reply #55 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:03:30 PM »

I like to think he sounds like a mixture of Crocodile Dundee and Oprah

GAY · « **Reply #56 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:05:03 PM »

Quote from: urbanasshole on February 17, 2015, 01:03:30 PM

I like to think he sounds like a mixture of Crocodile Dundee and Oprah

Like some zombie giving everybody a free car?

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #57 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:30:31 PM »

You're getting train racing, she's getting train racing, everybody's getting train racing!!!

GAY · « **Reply #58 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:50:03 PM »

Quote from: Paco Supreme on February 17, 2015, 04:30:31 PM

You're getting train racing, she's getting train racing, everybody's getting train racing!!!

LOL oops...guess I can't gnar you twice in one day. Thanks SLAP overlords!

Yu Dum · « **Reply #59 on:** March 04, 2015, 10:00:49 AM »

Holy shit. This thread is a trainwreck... Jedi is more delusional than Berra.

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