Ok, who here has fucked an escort?

[white rapper]

I never have (yet) but has anyone here banged one and how was it? If you think about it, having a girlfriend costs more money then a sexy ass escort when u have to by her shit and take her out to eat just to fuck (not even a guaranteed fuck). When u bang an escort,it's guaranteed and u don't have to do shit

[Jared]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Rafiki]

I am really beginning to think that is really you in your avatar.

[Monty Burns]

I never have (yet) but has anyone here banged one and how was it? If you think about it, having a girlfriend costs more money then a sexy ass escort when u have to by her shit and take her out to eat just to fuck (not even a guaranteed fuck). When u bang an escort,it's guaranteed and u don't have to do shit

Your GF wont let you fuck her unless you bring her out to dates / buy her stuff ? you sure she is your GF ?  maybe you should dump her and get a new one

Usually relationships share in stuff like checks . bills and I would say most people have sex with their respective other on a daily basis without having to go on date nights and giving eachother gifts

[Wizard Fight]

I never have (yet) but has anyone here banged one and how was it? If you think about it, having a girlfriend costs more money then a sexy ass escort when u have to by her shit and take her out to eat just to fuck (not even a guaranteed fuck). When u bang an escort,it's guaranteed and u don't have to do shit

Have you talked to a human woman before?

[shark tits]

i fucked a real whore before [several times] in jigga city. i didn't pay for it so i don't consider it a transaction but she was fat. a cop seen her once and asked us about her [me and my pal cutter sharing 4loko in front of okasha's] i told him i thought she was a student [LSU shirt]. cop goes 'i didn't know they taught a class on SUCKING DICK'. i had a good laugh cause she wasn't like my girlfriend. i mean, she called herself my wife and had my name tatted on her arm [coincidence] but only when my friends would see her and push me in front of that bus again. i forget how bukowski worded it but whore really are a public service. never come between a man and his heroin and don't mistreat a whore. words to live by.

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

i fucked a real whore before [several times] in jigga city. i didn't pay for it so i don't consider it a transaction but she was fat. a cop seen her once and asked us about her [me and my pal cutter sharing 4loko in front of okasha's] i told him i thought she was a student [LSU shirt]. cop goes 'i didn't know they taught a class on SUCKING DICK'. i had a good laugh cause she wasn't like my girlfriend. i mean, she called herself my wife and had my name tatted on her arm [coincidence] but only when my friends would see her and push me in front of that bus again. i forget how bukowski worded it but whore really are a public service. never come between a man and his heroin and don't mistreat a whore. words to live by.

I like this

[KING TUT]

forget all these nancy boys, son. go on in and get you some. hookers are fucking brilliant

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I am really beginning to think that is really you in your avatar.

[QUIT SINNIN]

i fucked a real whore before [several times] in jigga city. i didn't pay for it so i don't consider it a transaction but she was fat. a cop seen her once and asked us about her [me and my pal cutter sharing 4loko in front of okasha's] i told him i thought she was a student [LSU shirt]. cop goes 'i didn't know they taught a class on SUCKING DICK'. i had a good laugh cause she wasn't like my girlfriend. i mean, she called herself my wife and had my name tatted on her arm [coincidence] but only when my friends would see her and push me in front of that bus again. i forget how bukowski worded it but whore really are a public service. never come between a man and his heroin and don't mistreat a whore. words to live by.

pretty much sums it up

[Baron Samedi]

i feel like there definitely have to be classes on sucking dick

[Rusty_Berrings]

i fucked a stripper that should be close enough. that class on sucking dick thing is hilarious.

[castillo's curls]

i feel like there definitely have to be classes on sucking dick

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

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I am really beginning to think that is really you in your avatar.

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I just lost it...

[Kolostrum]

Some of the best lays of my life came right off of backpage. In some cities you can even find and fuck established pornstars. There was a period during 2011 when I was hitting up escorts every friday night. Most are really easy to warm up to and talk with, they are masters at sex, and they always know how to stroke your ego just right (among other things).

Just take a few pointers before going the escort route:

1.)Don't be cheap/price haggle. Escorts find this especially offensive. I guess its like calling them ugly or something.

2.) If something looks or seems too good to be true it most certainly is. Watch out for the ads that say shit like $20/hr.

3.) "Google image search" is your friend. If a girl's photo comes up on some gardening website in malaysia, it prob bogus/ law enforcement (This actually happened)

4.) Look for escort reviews, just so you can know what the escort typically offers. Most won't discuss things like this over the phone.

Have fun and be safe.

[posguy]

Some of the best lays of my life came right off of backpage. In some cities you can even find and fuck established pornstars. There was a period during 2011 when I was hitting up escorts every friday night. Most are really easy to warm up to and talk with, they are masters at sex, and they always know how to stroke your ego just right (among other things).

Just take a few pointers before going the escort route:

1.)Don't be cheap/price haggle. Escorts find this especially offensive. I guess its like calling them ugly or something.

2.) If something looks or seems too good to be true it most certainly is. Watch out for the ads that say shit like $20/hr.

3.) "Google image search" is your friend. If a girl's photo comes up on some gardening website in malaysia, it prob bogus/ law enforcement (This actually happened)

4.) Look for escort reviews, just so you can know what the escort typically offers. Most won't discuss things like this over the phone.

Have fun and be safe.

Where do you look to find one? Local Newspapers? Craigslist?

[skate_bored]

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Some of the best lays of my life came right off of backpage. In some cities you can even find and fuck established pornstars. There was a period during 2011 when I was hitting up escorts every friday night. Most are really easy to warm up to and talk with, they are masters at sex, and they always know how to stroke your ego just right (among other things).

Just take a few pointers before going the escort route:

1.)Don't be cheap/price haggle. Escorts find this especially offensive. I guess its like calling them ugly or something.

2.) If something looks or seems too good to be true it most certainly is. Watch out for the ads that say shit like $20/hr.

3.) "Google image search" is your friend. If a girl's photo comes up on some gardening website in malaysia, it prob bogus/ law enforcement (This actually happened)

4.) Look for escort reviews, just so you can know what the escort typically offers. Most won't discuss things like this over the phone.

Have fun and be safe.

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Where do you look to find one? Local Newspapers? Craigslist?

http://www.theeroticreview.com/

[brycickle]

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I never have (yet) but has anyone here banged one and how was it? If you think about it, having a girlfriend costs more money then a sexy ass escort when u have to by her shit and take her out to eat just to fuck (not even a guaranteed fuck). When u bang an escort,it's guaranteed and u don't have to do shit

[close]

Your GF wont let you fuck her unless you bring her out to dates / buy her stuff ? you sure she is your GF ?  maybe you should dump her and get a new one

Usually relationships share in stuff like checks . bills and I would say most people have sex with their respective other on a daily basis without having to go on date nights and giving eachother gifts

You've never been married have you?

[Dengles]

Don't bang a hooker

[wallieD]

you can get hpv just getting your balls wet.  i recommend you keep your clothes on, and your ballbag in your pants. wear 2 pairs of jeans, or 4 pairs of dickies 874s, and a condom. use latex gloves if you want to feel around. you'll probably have to convince her she isn't going to to die when she notices the gloves. she could pull a gun on you before you get the chance. pump slow, and hope the condom doesn't break. yes you can get stds from oral, don't trust a hooker (with teeth) to give you a blowjob. even with a condom on. don't bring your wallet, just put the agreed amount of cash in the pocket of your 4th pair of dickies 874s.......oh, and have fun

[Rusty_Berrings]

Fucked Escort

[white rapper]

you can get hpv just getting your balls wet.  i recommend you keep your clothes on, and your ballbag in your pants. wear 2 pairs of jeans, or 4 pairs of dickies 874s, and a condom. use latex gloves if you want to feel around. you'll probably have to convince her she isn't going to to die when she notices the gloves. she could pull a gun on you before you get the chance. pump slow, and hope the condom doesn't break. yes you can get stds from oral, don't trust a hooker (with teeth) to give you a blowjob. even with a condom on. don't bring your wallet, just put the agreed amount of cash in the pocket of your 4th pair of dickies 874s.......oh, and have fun

Homie I already got hpv

[jgonzalez]

Just wanted to post saying I was here in this thread.

[the snake]

Just wanted to post saying I was here in this thread.

are you an escort ?

[chockfullofthat]

just do it.

[JB]

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I never have (yet) but has anyone here banged one and how was it? If you think about it, having a girlfriend costs more money then a sexy ass escort when u have to by her shit and take her out to eat just to fuck (not even a guaranteed fuck). When u bang an escort,it's guaranteed and u don't have to do shit

[close]

Your GF wont let you fuck her unless you bring her out to dates / buy her stuff ? you sure she is your GF ?  maybe you should dump her and get a new one

Usually relationships share in stuff like checks . bills and I would say most people have sex with their respective other on a daily basis without having to go on date nights and giving eachother gifts

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You've never been married have you?

or in a long term relationship.

[max power]

I would say most people have sex with their respective other on a daily basis

LOL

[Monty Burns]

Maybe I wrote it weird . Im saying that most people in relationships dont have to buy their partner a gift to get laid

[GAY]

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you can get hpv just getting your balls wet.  i recommend you keep your clothes on, and your ballbag in your pants. wear 2 pairs of jeans, or 4 pairs of dickies 874s, and a condom. use latex gloves if you want to feel around. you'll probably have to convince her she isn't going to to die when she notices the gloves. she could pull a gun on you before you get the chance. pump slow, and hope the condom doesn't break. yes you can get stds from oral, don't trust a hooker (with teeth) to give you a blowjob. even with a condom on. don't bring your wallet, just put the agreed amount of cash in the pocket of your 4th pair of dickies 874s.......oh, and have fun

[close]

Homie I already got hpv

I'm pretty sure everybody has hpv. It's basically an entrč into the world of penetrative sex.

I've fucked many escorts. Even tried hooking for about a week when I lived in Tampa. Boy do I have some funny stories that I won't gross everybody out here with.

[excitableboy]

Well you certainly have my attention.