Malto of Girl

[brwrxstl]

Now that they're giving Jeron & McCrank boards again they might as well give Malto's spot to Tony Ferguson or Rudy Johnson

[GAY]

Whenever I read "Sovrn" I think of somebody with a severe speech impediment trying to say the word "southern".

[Watson]

I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

[shit_for_brains]

I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

Malto SOTY until the end of time

[Atiba Applebum]

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Yeah, for sure, me too. I get why they did it, dude is made out of glass injury-wise, but I still kinda hoped he'd be there until the end, maybe just with a smaller contract. And dude, Butler is pretty much gone. Supposedly him and Noah won't even be in the same room together.

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Noah and Durant to the dubs to create an unstoppable force

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The Wizards? People need to realize there are two teams that start with w and therefore nobody can use that nickname.

And Oakland As should go by Athletics so no one thinks they're the Astros.  The Dub Nation has been pretty heavily marketed for GS and no one thinks about the Wizards ever

[Atiba Applebum]

Whenever I read "Sovrn" I think of somebody with a severe speech impediment trying to say the word "southern".

I think shitty mid-2000s sunglasses brand that sponsors Dyrdek

[GAY]

I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

Hilarious and strangely endearing to this otherwise unremarkable fellow.

[Homey weinstien]

If welcome and workshop had a illegitimate love child that are paint chips

[Watson]

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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

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Hilarious and strangely endearing to this otherwise unremarkable fellow.

Yes, truly. This was quite some time ago too, he might have been only 18, not sure he was technically old enough to get in the bars here. Seemed very quiet and innocent. The quote cracked me up.

[doomstation55]

Anyone have the link to that strange and probably fake story about malto having sex with some girl in an RV or tour van and peeing on her or something?

Edit: Found it

http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/2012/10/during-half-time-at-glendale-arizona.html

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=70233.0

During half time at the Glendale, Arizona Street League stop I met with Sean Malto on the Nike SB tour bus for a quick sex date. We went to the back of the bus and got onto the lower bunk of one of the beds (according to Sean it is where Shane Oneill likes to sleep). We brushed aside the Monster Energy snapbacks, Dre-beats headphones and Skatemental hoodies to get down to action. Sean got on his knees with his back to me, untied his shoelace belt, pulled down his 4-star jeans and said "Please piss on my ass." I was about to fulfill his request when Scuba Steve came onto the bus and called Sean back into the arena. Scuba Steve was carrying his VX so he may have filmed our interaction. We'll see if the footy leaks, no pun intended.


Does Malto allegedly like Pee on the butt? #PeeOnTheButt

xoxo,
The Buttery Ass

[stevedave]

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Yeah, for sure, me too. I get why they did it, dude is made out of glass injury-wise, but I still kinda hoped he'd be there until the end, maybe just with a smaller contract. And dude, Butler is pretty much gone. Supposedly him and Noah won't even be in the same room together.

[close]

Noah and Durant to the dubs to create an unstoppable force

[close]

The Wizards? People need to realize there are two teams that start with w and therefore nobody can use that nickname.

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And Oakland As should go by Athletics so no one thinks they're the Astros.  The Dub Nation has been pretty heavily marketed for GS and no one thinks about the Wizards ever

The Oakland Athletics have been marketed as the A's forever, and no one thinks about L-Astros. 

[SodaJerk]

I saw Malto skate a demo once, I would not have been bummed to have missed it. Truely boring to watch. I'm stealing his "Get hungry on it" line though.

[slappies]

Did she pee on Malto's ass? Did she get hungry on it? Did Malto learn this behaviour hanging out with Mr.Wenning on days of DC tours past? These are the questions we need answers to, not whether or not he is on Sovrn.

[CHANCHO]

Milto

[Sold Out]

there;s no way this rumour if true. of girl, yes... on Sovrn, no. He'll be going to Numbers. Nike X Numbers colab coming up.

[Casey Jones]

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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

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Hilarious and strangely endearing to this otherwise unremarkable fellow.

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Yes, truly. This was quite some time ago too, he might have been only 18, not sure he was technically old enough to get in the bars here. Seemed very quiet and innocent. The quote cracked me up.

Wow that's legendary.

He was born in Sep. 1989 according to Wiki. That tour was in Aug 2008 so he would have been 18 about to turn 19.

[Watson]

I'm stealing his "Get hungry on it" line though.

I have implemented in every occurrence of receiving oral sex since.

[Deucifer]

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I'm stealing his "Get hungry on it" line though.

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I have implemented in every occurrence of receiving oral sex since.

So never?

Jk I just couldn't resist. 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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In other similar news, Derrick Rose* got traded from the Bulls.


*for those who don't follow basketball, he was beloved as a hometown hero who grew up in the same neighborhood as Chief Keef but instead of being a gangster he ended up being the league MVP in 2010 and since then has been pretty much a non-factor due to constant injuries.

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Pertinent for a Mike Mo thread

I'd say Livingston is a lot closer to Mike Mo than Rose.

[2000]

of Girl on Zero

[MexicanSpaniard]

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Yeah, for sure, me too. I get why they did it, dude is made out of glass injury-wise, but I still kinda hoped he'd be there until the end, maybe just with a smaller contract. And dude, Butler is pretty much gone. Supposedly him and Noah won't even be in the same room together.

[close]

Noah and Durant to the dubs to create an unstoppable force

[close]

The Wizards? People need to realize there are two teams that start with w and therefore nobody can use that nickname.

[close]

And Oakland As should go by Athletics so no one thinks they're the Astros.  The Dub Nation has been pretty heavily marketed for GS and no one thinks about the Wizards ever

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The Oakland Athletics have been marketed as the A's forever, and no one thinks about L-Astros. 

exactly if anything it's the 'stros
and up until about 3 years ago nobody outside the bay area gave a shit about the warriors

[hsehylpmis]

Picturing Malto saying "get hungry on it girl" makes me want to quit skating

[duffmanshredder]

Picturing Malto saying "get hungry on it girl" makes me want to quit skating

[Winking Starfish]

I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

[parts_unknown]

He's still on the website.....

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

[close]

Hilarious and strangely endearing to this otherwise unremarkable fellow.

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Yes, truly. This was quite some time ago too, he might have been only 18, not sure he was technically old enough to get in the bars here. Seemed very quiet and innocent. The quote cracked me up.

i'm curious as to the inflection of said quote..was it like a surprised and happy, "Yeah, get hungry on it girl!!" or a half-laughing second hand embarrassment, "Yeah..? Get hungry on it girl!" ..or more like a smooth player type of "Yeah... get hungry on it gurl."

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I say the exact same thing to my sick dying cat Paws every night when I try to feed her but she doesn't listen I think we're going to have to remove most of her teeth she has chronic pain

[Kickflop]

I say the exact same thing to my sick dying cat Paws every night when I try to feed her but she doesn't listen I think we're going to have to remove most of her teeth she has chronic pain

This is the first time I've felt anything while in a Malto thread.

[Mcfctid]

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Whenever I read "Sovrn" I think of somebody with a severe speech impediment trying to say the word "southern".

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I think shitty mid-2000s sunglasses brand that sponsors Dyrdek

Their board graphics seriously remind me of "seek"

[railchomper420]

Wow sovrn is fucking gay haha, malto doesn't deserve thaat hahha