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No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« on: August 31, 2016, 02:01:19 PM »
No one cares about videos of people skateboarding in California because who gives a fuck if Nyjah did a fucking switch flip noseblunt on a tiny fucking 8 stair handrail with perfect ground with perfect weather because anyone can do that shit in that type of environment and it has been played out for fucking 20 years. Going to Cali is for fucking pussies I'm out.

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2016, 02:05:21 PM »
stay out.

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2016, 02:06:51 PM »
I went to cali once and cab flipped a 15 3rd try, here I can't even do them on flat, white rapper speaks the truch

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2016, 02:11:27 PM »

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2016, 02:14:44 PM »


STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT!
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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2016, 02:17:01 PM »
yeah i'll post footage of ALL the perfect spots and ground thats around me since im in cali, sooo many spots so little time, can't even get to the mail box without hitting 12 gaps six ledges and ten skateparks along the way,

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2016, 02:28:01 PM »
By the way sorry for the banter

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2016, 02:52:32 PM »
By the way sorry for the banter
I thought it was funny.

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2016, 03:13:50 PM »
no one cares about "White Rapper" anymore.

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2016, 03:21:39 PM »
Deja vu. Wasn't there a 4 page thread about this, just 2 months ago?

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=91300.90

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2016, 03:22:57 PM »
no one cares about "White Rapper" anymore.

White rapper still a better poster than you

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2016, 03:30:30 PM »
1996 called, it wants both this topic of discussion and my use of the "______ called it wants ______back" cliche back.

If you want to be real, let's admit that there is nothing "underground" about the East Coast either, and places like NYC and Philly are just California 2.0.

If you want that real realness, go to the midwest or another country (excluding spain).
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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2016, 03:36:21 PM »
1996 called, it wants both this topic of discussion and my use of the "______ called it wants ______back" cliche back.

If you want to be real, let's admit that there is nothing "underground" about the East Coast either, and places like NYC and Philly are just California 2.0.

If you want that real realness, go to the midwest or another country (excluding spain).

What about Boston?

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2016, 06:29:09 PM »
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1996 called, it wants both this topic of discussion and my use of the "______ called it wants ______back" cliche back.

If you want to be real, let's admit that there is nothing "underground" about the East Coast either, and places like NYC and Philly are just California 2.0.

If you want that real realness, go to the midwest or another country (excluding spain).
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What about Boston?

I like Cali footage. Japan looks so good on film !  8)

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2016, 10:57:47 PM »
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1996 called, it wants both this topic of discussion and my use of the "______ called it wants ______back" cliche back.

If you want to be real, let's admit that there is nothing "underground" about the East Coast either, and places like NYC and Philly are just California 2.0.

If you want that real realness, go to the midwest or another country (excluding spain).
[close]

What about Boston?

This. midwest is where you will find real skaters.

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2016, 11:19:55 PM »
Anyone ever harflip a 4 stair and when you see 4 stairs in videos it looks almost like they're just skating flat but when you hardflipped that 4 stair it was really hard and all floaty and crazy so all 4 stairs are bigger in new jersey? Because even New York 4 stairs look small on video?

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2016, 11:53:19 PM »
What about malcom?
What about martin?
Rosa Parks!!!
Nobody has given a big whoop since ricky o (w/ some help of bugs bunny) sawed the borders, setting cali adrift into a sea of boring

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2016, 07:51:10 AM »
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1996 called, it wants both this topic of discussion and my use of the "______ called it wants ______back" cliche back.

If you want to be real, let's admit that there is nothing "underground" about the East Coast either, and places like NYC and Philly are just California 2.0.

If you want that real realness, go to the midwest or another country (excluding spain).
[close]

What about Boston?
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This. midwest is where you will find real skaters.
That's not quite what I meant. Obviously, any real skater who dedicates themselves completely to the art will move to one of the west coast meccas like SD, LA, or SF, while the rest of you half-assers complain about how the skateboard meccas need to move to you instead of the other way around.
What I meant is if you want to see original/non-blown out spots and underground skaters who rip but nobody has heard of, the east coast is about as bad as the west coast is.

Besides, SF spots are by far the most fun to watch. the GX1000 video didn't sell out immedately because it was a bunch of boring school yards. SF hills are gnarly, the skaters go faster, and the spots they skate can't be found anywhere else on Earth.
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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2016, 09:11:34 AM »
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1996 called, it wants both this topic of discussion and my use of the "______ called it wants ______back" cliche back.

If you want to be real, let's admit that there is nothing "underground" about the East Coast either, and places like NYC and Philly are just California 2.0.

If you want that real realness, go to the midwest or another country (excluding spain).
[close]

What about Boston?
[close]

This. midwest is where you will find real skaters.
[close]
That's not quite what I meant. Obviously, any real skater who dedicates themselves completely to the art will move to one of the west coast meccas like SD, LA, or SF, while the rest of you half-assers complain about how the skateboard meccas need to move to you instead of the other way around.
What I meant is if you want to see original/non-blown out spots and underground skaters who rip but nobody has heard of, the east coast is about as bad as the west coast is.

Besides, SF spots are by far the most fun to watch. the GX1000 video didn't sell out immedately because it was a bunch of boring school yards. SF hills are gnarly, the skaters go faster, and the spots they skate can't be found anywhere else on Earth.

i like how you capitalized Earth
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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2016, 10:03:08 AM »
By the way sorry for the banter

Maybe, instead of being sorry, just don't do it in the first place? Also, "rant" and "banter" don't mean the same thing. 

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2016, 10:15:36 AM »
Sorry for all the playful banter at the Klan rally everybody

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2016, 12:06:44 PM »
I put respeck on our planet's name!
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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2016, 12:14:31 PM »
This was great...

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2016, 12:47:20 PM »
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1996 called, it wants both this topic of discussion and my use of the "______ called it wants ______back" cliche back.

If you want to be real, let's admit that there is nothing "underground" about the East Coast either, and places like NYC and Philly are just California 2.0.

If you want that real realness, go to the midwest or another country (excluding spain).
[close]

What about Boston?

"WHAT ABOUT BOSTON"


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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2016, 01:02:45 PM »
Its the skater, not the spot. OHH NOO HE DEEEDINT!

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2016, 01:30:20 PM »
No one cares about videos of people skateboarding in California Barcelona because
Christ airs, airwalks and darkslides

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2016, 07:58:18 PM »
yeah i can do them switch big 900s here in cali but when i go to nevada i can only mallgrab  ::)

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2016, 08:09:07 PM »
What about malcom?
What about martin?
Rosa Parks!!!
Nobody has given a big whoop since ricky o (w/ some help of bugs bunny) sawed the borders, setting cali adrift into a sea of boring
i thought bugs cut florida free

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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2016, 08:16:12 PM »
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What about malcom?
What about martin?
Rosa Parks!!!
Nobody has given a big whoop since ricky o (w/ some help of bugs bunny) sawed the borders, setting cali adrift into a sea of boring
[close]
i thought bugs cut florida free


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Re: No one cares about Cali footage anymore
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2016, 09:31:02 PM »
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What about malcom?
What about martin?
Rosa Parks!!!
Nobody has given a big whoop since ricky o (w/ some help of bugs bunny) sawed the borders, setting cali adrift into a sea of boring
[close]
i thought bugs cut florida free

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Looney tunes or hanna barbera?
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