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Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« on: January 05, 2017, 11:00:19 AM »
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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2017, 11:25:16 AM »
I was gonna post this trailer in something last night, but I texted it to a few people, and they didn't seem as into it as me

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2017, 11:56:32 AM »
Well, you have seen my posts. Imagine the amout of mental illness that did not make the cut. When I got sober and started posting again, I searched for my drugfueled posts and man, what kind of dope was I smoking?

You know that picture of Antwuan with subtitles [Unintelligible]? Yeah....

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2017, 12:11:22 PM »
I was gonna post this trailer in something last night, but I texted it to a few people, and they didn't seem as into it as me


Sappy movie, but appeals to a dog lover's inner sentimentality. Looks as well produced as those awful Christian movies like "God Is For Real"
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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2017, 12:20:28 PM »
i avoided a lot of "your mom" posts...it's crazy how that answer could fit to almost every threads...

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2017, 12:23:28 PM »
almost posted in the pants-shitting thread multiple times but I am too lazy and the story is long and boring..spoiler alert: it ends with me shitting in my pants.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2017, 12:35:14 PM »
almost posted in the pants-shitting thread multiple times but I am too lazy and the story is long and boring..spoiler alert: it ends with me shitting in my pants.

Post it please.
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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2017, 12:47:46 PM »
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almost posted in the pants-shitting thread multiple times but I am too lazy and the story is long and boring..spoiler alert: it ends with me shitting in my pants.
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Post it please.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2017, 12:48:09 PM »
for one reason or another, plenty of shops never saw the light of day. somehow these three didn't get deleted.






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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2017, 12:53:25 PM »
I wanted to start a "fits of the year" or a "classic fits" thread but didn't. maybe someone else will...

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2017, 01:14:50 PM »
i avoided a lot of "your mom" posts...it's crazy how that answer could fit to almost every threads...


Your mom sure doesn't avoid my post though.







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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2017, 01:55:55 PM »
i never would go through the effort, but i thought about making POTY threads for the years we didnt have them. one year i wanted to vote for tracer and the other for tobey, but nobody made the threads so nobody wins.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2017, 02:13:50 PM »
dick pic

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2017, 02:39:34 PM »
I thought about a masturbation thread where people could give us a run-down of their latest tug. Where they did it, materials used, amount of spunk produced, then maybe rate the experience out of ten.

Has this been done already?

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2017, 02:51:39 PM »
I thought about a masturbation thread where people could give us a run-down of their latest tug. Where they did it, materials used, amount of spunk produced, then maybe rate the experience out of ten.

Has this been done already?

I'm sure the thought has crossed Stan's mind.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2017, 02:57:40 PM »
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2017, 05:32:38 PM »
I thought about a masturbation thread where people could give us a run-down of their latest tug. Where they did it, materials used, amount of spunk produced, then maybe rate the experience out of ten.

Has this been done already?


That would be the only thread I'm qualified to post in at this point.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2017, 06:10:33 PM »
i think the amount of posts ive almost made, is twice the amount of ones i did make, and they were probably better too.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2017, 06:13:00 PM »
Ever delete a post? That's some shameful shit.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2017, 06:24:09 PM »
Ever delete a post? That's some shameful shit.
Not as bad as focusing an account.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2017, 06:55:44 PM »
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Ever delete a post? That's some shameful shit.
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Not as bad as focusing an account.

I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2017, 07:10:36 PM »

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2017, 07:50:20 PM »
I was gonna post this trailer in something last night, but I texted it to a few people, and they didn't seem as into it as me

Free tissues with ticket purchase

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2017, 08:02:42 PM »
Rogers slap alias, but ya gotta respect the mans privacy.

Also, mike carroll posts here. Can anyone guess his username?
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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2017, 08:13:12 PM »
I almost posted my social security number but then I was like nah nah dog.

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2017, 08:15:55 PM »
i found some stupid photoshops i dont think i posted on my imgur



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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2017, 09:00:13 PM »
I make sure to post at least once a day so my kooker can easily find me. I have no filter now

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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2017, 07:18:46 PM »
I thought about starting a thread where everyone confesses how many days/hours/minutes they've spent on SLAP but I was ashamed of how many I've spent. And I still haven't reached PAL status ffs. When I'm on my death bed I'll prolly beg for those days back lols
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Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2017, 11:02:05 PM »
I thought about starting a thread where everyone confesses how many days/hours/minutes they've spent on SLAP but I was ashamed of how many I've spent. And I still haven't reached PAL status ffs. When I'm on my death bed I'll prolly beg for those days back lols


This thread already exists somewhere. I'm racking like 30 some odd days or something.