why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark

[white rapper]

i dont know why but I cant take off my shirt at the skatepark like everyone else

[shit_for_brains]

Because you're fat, insecure, and a pussy. Maybe. I might be wrong.

[Pigeon]

^
That and you're probably scared of eating shit.

[UselessAsshole]

I've had an insulin pump for over a decade and lipodystrophy as a result, you are not alone...

[Kolostrum]

Maggie, just curious, what do you gain by posting from multiple troll accounts?

[Pigeon]

Maggie, just curious, what do you gain by posting from multiple troll accounts?

probably multiple personality disorder...an account for each personality

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Because you are insecure with yourself overall and view any action where you are potentially vulnerable to criticism is a big deal. Some fat guys can go shirtless and be like "damn straight I got bitch tits! Deal with it!" and other dudes with perfect bodies will think "I can't take my shirt off! They'll laugh at the color of my nipples!"
Its not about your body its about your self esteem.
That's why nude beaches primarily have old dudes naked- they care the least about what others think

[shark tits]

Because you are insecure with yourself overall and view any action where you are potentially vulnerable to criticism is a big deal. Some fat guys can go shirtless and be like "damn straight I got bitch tits! Deal with it!" and other dudes with perfect bodies will think "I can't take my shirt off! They'll laugh at the color of my nipples!"
Its not about your body its about your self esteem.
That's why nude beaches primarily have old dudes naked- they care the least about what others think

agree about the first part and insecurity. i had a freind who swam w/ a shirt on. at night. w/ just me.
dude was so insecure and when i called him on it he goes 'no i'm not. i just don't wanna be the fat guy w/ his shirt off' and i'm like 'that's the definition of insecure ya dumb fat shit!'
dude is covered in noticable tattoos but i bet he don't have any under his t-shirt. so silly.
about the nude beaches, old men are horny and scare off the pretty women more so than being the only guys comfortable w/ their bodies. usedta go to the nude beach on maui and it was all sorts but mostly old guys and attractive 20something women. it's like guys grow into being comfortable nude and women grow into insecurity.

[Tracer]

Society is engraved with shirts. I think swimming is the only job you can do shirtless and gain respect.

[bo golden]

it's definitely insecurity.  don't worry, you're not the only one.  i like skating to the point of a dripping wet t-shirt and taking it off at the end of the sesh and wringing it out.  feels good!

[MexicanSpaniard]

hahaha at the skatepark, get half nude out in the streets guy.

[GinosGroceries]

You could get a monster energy chest piece tattoo. No one would mess with you

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

is it weird to take your pants off at the skatepark?..only my legs seem to get hot.

[straight]

because there's no one judgier than the local park rats

[Fecal Fury]

is it weird to take your pants off at the skatepark?..only my legs seem to get hot.

My pants stay on but my shoes always come off. Shoes are for noobs anyway...

[Francis Xavier]

Unless you sweat like Gershon the shirt stays on, two of my buddies take their shirts off because they started doing push ups , are malnourished, and dont have many shirts so they wear the same one for days on end. Skateparks to me are a flex zone,especially if theres girls around...I've skated with no shirt,not feeling it. Don't trip.

[calvinsdream]

I usually only skate with a shirt off at the tiny local we have to scare off parents/kids that don't know where the playgrounds are (running around, etc). Being 220lbs with a large beard and shirtless isn't exactly a welcoming site to tykes, so I generally get the park to myself.

[Tracer]

I usually only skate with a shirt off at the tiny local we have to scare off parents/kids that don't know where the playgrounds are (running around, etc). Being 220lbs with a large beard and shirtless isn't exactly a welcoming site to tykes, so I generally get the park to myself.

Tattoos, Biggie Smalls, and ganja smoke helps too

[7 year old]

I remember specifically one year at summer camp wishing my nipples were as perky as my swimming instructor's as a little kid. the pointy-nipped bastard made me feel quite insufficient, having hardly any definition between my areola and nipple myself. unfortunately I cannot remember enough now about his nipples to know if I ever lived up to my expectations as a child. truth be told my present-day nipples are quite unremarkable. but I digress.
perhaps you are insecure about the appearance of your nipples when they are not aroused?
you could always try rubbing your nipples with ice cubes. but then again you would probably feel insecure being caught rubbing your nips with ice cubes at the skatepark, wouldn't you? pussy.  

[somethingmustbreaknow]

i can neither skate shirtless, nor with shorts.

[fang]

Because Bo Turner does not approve of white rappers

[doomstation55]

I'm afraid because my pasty skin is sure to get sunburnt on a nice day and I don't bring sunscreen everywhere I go. My farmer's tan is fierce in the summer.

[calvinsdream]

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I usually only skate with a shirt off at the tiny local we have to scare off parents/kids that don't know where the playgrounds are (running around, etc). Being 220lbs with a large beard and shirtless isn't exactly a welcoming site to tykes, so I generally get the park to myself.

[close]

Tattoos, Biggie Smalls, and ganja smoke helps too

3/3

[tobey]

I remember specifically one year at summer camp wishing my nipples were as perky as my swimming instructor's as a little kid. the pointy-nipped bastard made me feel quite insufficient, having hardly any definition between my areola and nipple myself. unfortunately I cannot remember enough now about his nipples to know if I ever lived up to my expectations as a child. truth be told my present-day nipples are quite unremarkable. but I digress.
perhaps you are insecure about the appearance of your nipples when they are not aroused?
you could always try rubbing your nipples with ice cubes. but then again you would probably feel insecure being caught rubbing your nips with ice cubes at the skatepark, wouldn't you? pussy.  

Flick your nipple and it gets hard 3 seconds later

[Billy Ocean]

Have you covered up that swastika tat yet?

[7 year old]

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I remember specifically one year at summer camp wishing my nipples were as perky as my swimming instructor's as a little kid. the pointy-nipped bastard made me feel quite insufficient, having hardly any definition between my areola and nipple myself. unfortunately I cannot remember enough now about his nipples to know if I ever lived up to my expectations as a child. truth be told my present-day nipples are quite unremarkable. but I digress.
perhaps you are insecure about the appearance of your nipples when they are not aroused?
you could always try rubbing your nipples with ice cubes. but then again you would probably feel insecure being caught rubbing your nips with ice cubes at the skatepark, wouldn't you? pussy.  

[close]

Flick your nipple and it gets hard 3 seconds later

my nipples are rock hard at the moment but I appreciate the tip

[Maggie]

i've never thought about skating shirtless until now fuck it i am that guy now Ride My Wave i'm AVE i'm Gilbert i'm Hosoi

[doublesteveburger]

"is your nipples is hard?"

[MC3]

Side note: anyone else's nipples always pretty hard? I feel like they are always stiff and then get ROCK hard. Maybe I'm regular but I'll poke through any shirt that isn't at least medium thick

[igrindtwinkies]

That's why nude beaches primarily have old dudes naked- they care the least about what others think

Or fuckin locker rooms