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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2017, 09:43:49 PM »
Long straight black nipple hair. My nipples look like a ghost in a Japanese horror movie.

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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2017, 10:21:40 PM »
i wear whatever at the skatepark, fuck them stoney locals, i might look stupid but at least im not the nigga putting two little bottles of vodka into a soda cup in the parking lot of a skatepark then try the same ledge trick and smoke weed for 3 hours, not that theres anything wrong with that of course.



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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2017, 11:08:04 PM »
i'm scared Jeremy Klein will call me a faggot.

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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2017, 11:20:52 PM »
i dont know why but I cant take off my shirt at the skatepark like everyone else

only you know the answer to this question. look deep within yourself to find it. unless this is a rhetorical question, as in: "why do we all suffer at times from low self-esteem and insecurities? do not all human beings grapple with these issues? do I want to die a coward who never took his shirt off at the skatepark? everyone else can do it. why can't I? someday, I too will take off my shirt." but someday may never come, so next time you're at the skatepark, take your shirt off. 

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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2017, 11:23:54 PM »
i dont know why but I cant take off my shirt at the skatepark like everyone else

Because it's March and you'll freeze your nips off.

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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2017, 11:40:59 PM »
My nipples are pink, I have a third, its cool. I have a nice kit, but I gotta keep it tamed or that shit be long... like 3 inch nipple hair long.

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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2017, 11:57:14 PM »


"just be confident, bro"

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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2017, 12:00:07 AM »
i'm scared Jeremy Klein will call me a faggot.
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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2017, 05:22:54 AM »
Guess its a regional thing. Over here it's 30 degrees plus and 100 % humidity ten months of the year. No fucking way to wear a shirt skating here, so en nature above the waist is pretty much the universally accepted skate uniform.

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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2017, 08:07:17 AM »
Because you're not at the beach fuccboi.
I don't give a fuck about your confidence levels. If you look like a hairless oversized shar pei whilst you break your board olleing a 3 stair keep the fucking shirt on or eat diet.
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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2017, 09:00:12 AM »
It's funny. Just this past weekend was the first time I've skated without a shirt in years. In part because I just started skating again a year ago. Anyways I was embarrassed just to be skating an empty parking lot alone shirtless, so I could never do it at the park. It's just insecurity though.

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Re: why am i afraid to take off my shirt at the skatepark
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2017, 09:16:59 AM »
This is a really surprising thread, especially since I consider skating shirtless one of the best parts of summer. Yeah you can get tore up, but after you skate a concrete pool shirtless street falls aren't that bad. I remember skating home from city hall in philly, going down broad street without a shirt on doing manuals across the median and letting the breeze dry my sweat. Who cares if youre ugly as fuck, being shirtless is tight