"We're here at Paris Fashion Week 2017 where your fave Insta-stars are club hopping and red carpet dancing in this seasons hottest looks from Jeremy Scott, Vetements and, of course, Thrasher. Everybody's fave shred mag is literally everywhere, from Jaden Smith's panties to Carla De Levigne's eyebrow wax. If you want to end up on People magazine's 'best dressed' list, you better be representin' the shred-sleddin' streets somewhere or you're gonna be ollied over on the mega-fashion halfpipe. Back to you Susan!"
"Thanks Jenritte! Sounds like if you ain't in Thrasher, you just ain't woke, folks."