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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #60 on: February 05, 2018, 08:53:40 AM »
Nothing will truly kill it but I have found that drinking a pint of water with a barroca(a vitamin tablet with electrolytes in it you get in the UK)before bed will definitely half it.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #61 on: February 05, 2018, 09:25:52 AM »
eat a bacon sandwich.  literally works automatically for me. 
if you're to hungover to cook bacon, then just try eat bread til you can start moving.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #62 on: February 05, 2018, 09:41:58 AM »
Joint and chilaquiles  8)

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #63 on: February 05, 2018, 09:52:56 AM »
Cocaine water and fried chicken

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #64 on: February 05, 2018, 10:09:37 AM »
I quit drinking 11 months ago. Exactly 0 hangovers since. Best cure ever. GFY

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #65 on: February 05, 2018, 10:13:57 AM »
Best cure is potassium. Coconut water and bananas... Especially if you're trying to skate that day.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #66 on: February 05, 2018, 11:57:37 AM »
I quit drinking 11 months ago. Exactly 0 hangovers since. Best cure ever. GFY
yea not to be on some "no sex is the safest sex" tip but the best part abt not drinking for a while is def waking up well rested and feeling good every day. takes a few weeks to really sink in but wowwy is it nice.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #67 on: February 05, 2018, 03:48:21 PM »
Codeine, asprin and Gatorade before bed and on getting up. I'm 33 now so I need at least 48 hours to recover.
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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #68 on: February 05, 2018, 03:56:09 PM »
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I quit drinking 11 months ago. Exactly 0 hangovers since. Best cure ever. GFY
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yea not to be on some "no sex is the safest sex" tip but the best part abt not drinking for a while is def waking up well rested and feeling good every day. takes a few weeks to really sink in but wowwy is it nice.

ya ever since i stopped drinking and started sucking my own dick, my life has been the shit .. redux, what’s your dick taste like
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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #69 on: February 05, 2018, 07:52:59 PM »
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Pinche menudo ó pozole a la verga compa


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Having this hung over? Fuck that
Culture thing.
This plus going ham with the spice gets you up real quick (as well as drinking water or pedialyte)
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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #70 on: February 05, 2018, 08:21:02 PM »
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Pinche menudo ó pozole a la verga compa


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Having this hung over? Fuck that
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Culture thing.
This plus going ham with the spice gets you up real quick (as well as drinking water or pedialyte)
Oh man pozole,thats what you need right there!

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #71 on: February 05, 2018, 09:29:31 PM »
Before I go to bed I'll get the biggest glass I can find in my kitchen, fill it up with water, chug it, fill it up again, and set it by my bed. I'll inevitably wake up between 5:00 and 7:00 AM thirsty as hell, drink the whole glass, and fall back asleep.

Have a cup or two of black coffee when I wake up a few hours later, eat some carb-heavy food, drink a seltzer water to settle my stomach, and am generally good to go.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #72 on: February 06, 2018, 02:59:43 AM »
weed and fast food, duh

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #73 on: February 06, 2018, 05:56:36 AM »
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I quit drinking 11 months ago. Exactly 0 hangovers since. Best cure ever. GFY
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yea not to be on some "no sex is the safest sex" tip but the best part abt not drinking for a while is def waking up well rested and feeling good every day. takes a few weeks to really sink in but wowwy is it nice.
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ya ever since i stopped drinking and started sucking my own dick, my life has been the shit .. redux, what’s your dick taste like

You can always kiss your mom to find out.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #74 on: February 06, 2018, 06:31:29 AM »
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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #75 on: February 06, 2018, 07:23:44 AM »
Why take Tylenol after drinking that’s just gonna destroy your liver

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #76 on: February 06, 2018, 12:58:53 PM »

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #77 on: February 07, 2018, 08:16:02 PM »
I know of two... sleep & more sleep.


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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #78 on: February 07, 2018, 08:31:32 PM »

Most of these answers are stupid as hell. "Eat a bacon sandwich"  ::) I've tried everything out there and the real answer is:

#1 Benzos
#2 Weed or opiates
#3 B12 shot and saline IV

I used to get the gnarliest hangovers. I don't really drink anymore but I did last week on my birthday and a b complex shot saved my ass the next day. Eating coca leaves also helped a lot. Also, eating a big bowl of fruits in the morning will hydrate you more than anything else.



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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #79 on: February 07, 2018, 09:54:12 PM »
I know of two... sleep & more sleep.

I actually agree. Hangovers only occur when I have to wake up early after drinking a lot. If I sleep in, I usually wake up ok.

And I cosign on drinking water before you go to bed. Just pound like a huge amount and aside from pissing in the middle of the night, you should be fine in the morning.
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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #80 on: February 08, 2018, 05:53:16 AM »
Codeine, asprin and Gatorade before bed and on getting up. I'm 33 now so I need at least 48 hours to recover.

If you didn't mention Gatorade too, I would assume you are trying to lowkey kill some people in here lol

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #81 on: February 10, 2018, 09:21:44 AM »
RAR Nanticoke Nectar will cure each and every hangover, guaranteed.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2018, 08:32:08 PM »
Eat a full packet of cigarettes. Works a treat
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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #83 on: February 13, 2018, 03:31:46 PM »
Whats up with everyone saying pedialyte? Isnt that shit for like old people or babies?

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #84 on: February 13, 2018, 04:23:25 PM »
Whats up with everyone saying pedialyte? Isnt that shit for like old people or babies?
Yea but its hydrating

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« Reply #85 on: February 13, 2018, 05:07:21 PM »
Best friend is an RN. Go to dollar tree and get pediatric electrolyte x 4. Plus water and anything spicy food wise. Link: https://www.dollartree.com/bulk/Pediatric-Electrolyte this is the next best thing to an IV they would throw in your veins. Food for sustenance, but fluids are the cure. Alcohol breaks down into sugar and immediately dehydrates. Gatorade/Powerade is a weak call if you're on the quick, but does a dogshit job in terms of making you feel better.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #86 on: February 13, 2018, 05:35:59 PM »
Best friend is an RN. Go to dollar tree and get pediatric electrolyte x 4. Plus water and anything spicy food wise. Link: https://www.dollartree.com/bulk/Pediatric-Electrolyte this is the next best thing to an IV they would throw in your veins. Food for sustenance, but fluids are the cure. Alcohol breaks down into sugar and immediately dehydrates. Gatorade/Powerade is a weak call if you're on the quick, but does a dogshit job in terms of making you feel better.

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2018, 05:52:06 PM »
Ok, let's start of simple.

Alcohol is a duiretic
Duiretics leach b vitamins
Alcohol has more calories than any other macronutrient beside fat.
The body burns alcohol calories in priority to any other calorie.
Alcohol depletes omega 3 fatty acids that the brain uses similar to glycogen, as energy.

So, dehydration. Small issue easily counteracted by fluids. Duiretics leech potassium and sodium causing lethargy, so use a liquid especially high in potassium. Supplement b vitamins too if possible.

The brain functions optimally on omega 3 fatty acids. When depleted, it causes inflammation in the brain sheath and Brian, ie creating a headache. So replenish with fat, optimally omega 3's.

Pedialyte is a good option but is lesser than saline, but who the fuck wants to go to a hospital because of a hangover? Drink Pedialyte and kill 3 birds with one stone.

Pharmaceutically these will help quickly and efficiently for symptoms.

Benzos, almost instant relief of symptoms
Opiates, relief of symptoms within 20-60 minutes.(if coupled with acetaminophen, it won't kill your liver unless you have a pre existing liver disease or condition (and you'de likely be aware of that condition already. If you are, avoid acetaminophen)
Cannabis, variables are too many to name but does work well.

All these other bro science suggestions may have merit to some extent, but it's because they
1)replenish fluids lost
2)replenish sodium and or potassium lost
3)replenish fat lost
4)any combination of the above

Obviously the best solution is to obstain from alcohol entirely, or limit alcohol consumption to low/moderate levels.

Other drugs may help as well, just not as well as the ones I mentioned previously.

Some of the posts in this thread should be in a peer reviewed study on pubmed of how alcohol contributes to minor brain damage/trauma
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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2018, 06:27:57 PM »
smoke weed out of an apple, then eat it

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Re: hangover cures
« Reply #89 on: February 14, 2018, 12:33:05 AM »
smoke weed out of an apple, then eat it


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