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Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« on: March 22, 2018, 11:51:48 PM »
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2018, 12:27:24 AM »
damn very sick

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2018, 12:35:19 AM »
Shoulda been Ryan Lay

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2018, 12:39:45 AM »

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2018, 12:47:14 AM »

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2018, 01:09:12 AM »
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Shoulda been Ryan Lay
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Shoulda been Ryan Lay


He’s been pro same time as Sanchez has like 2 years ago

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2018, 05:31:50 AM »
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Shoulda been Ryan Lay
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Shoulda been Ryan Lay
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He’s been pro same time as Sanchez has like 2 years ago
Well fuck! I’m on a real roll of fucking up here lately.

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2018, 05:36:15 AM »
Wow, another dude I’ve never heard of pro for a company that doesn’t take skateboarding too seriously. Par for the times I guess.

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2018, 05:51:08 AM »
Wow, another dude I’ve never heard of pro for a company that doesn’t take skateboarding too seriously. Par for the times I guess.


He’s the guy making Benihanas cool again by putting his foot on a wall mid grab.
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2018, 06:06:41 AM »
dude is sick, I enjoy his antics.

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2018, 06:09:27 AM »
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Wow, another dude I’ve never heard of pro for a company that doesn’t take skateboarding too seriously. Par for the times I guess.
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He’s the guy making Benihanas cool again by putting his foot on a wall mid grab.

no idea who he is but of he's doing benihanas fuck right on off

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2018, 06:31:50 AM »
dude is sick, I enjoy his antics.


I just realized that's ryan lay not Townley.
I guess IDK who Townley is

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2018, 06:38:01 AM »


he rips. well deserved.

i cant figure out how to get the time right, but his part starts around 32 minutes in. definitely worth watching.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2018, 06:44:34 AM by JB »

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2018, 07:08:45 AM »
Hahaha, Jesus Christ this thread is a mess. Ryan rips, deserves pro status. His part in Fetish is great, the million kink boardslide he does is cool.
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2018, 07:17:23 AM »
Townley is dope. Hopefully he’ll put out a part go go with this bump.
Also, not to stir shit, but is anyone else slightly put off by his super squat style? Maybe I’ve just over-analyzed his style too much.

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2018, 07:29:04 AM »
i can't believe he didn't backside flip el toro. what a liar.
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2018, 07:29:30 AM »
i can't believe he didn't backside flip el toro. what a liar.

oh just realized thats ryan sheckler, not ryan townley. my bad.
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2018, 08:16:25 AM »
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2018, 08:28:06 AM »
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.

Good for Townley, but I fully back the "Pro, I guess" sentiment.

Not to hate... that Fetish part is good, and I look forward to seeing wallride variations from Ryan in the near future. But, this guy's name was just not popping up in the "can't believe he isn't pro yet" conversations I force the employees at my local skate shop into. Perhaps that is more of a failure on Welcome's part.
So, yeah, I guess, why not.
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2018, 08:28:30 AM »
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.

Did "buttery-ass _____ " carry over in to the 2010s, or was that exclusively a 2005-2008 thing?
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2018, 08:45:28 AM »
Hip beat me to it but pro these days is more about shoes

That fetish part was really sick. The gap to be power slide was so nice

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2018, 09:18:55 AM »
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i can't believe he didn't backside flip el toro. what a liar.
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oh just realized thats ryan sheckler, not ryan townley. my bad.

didnt he just leave emerica? oh shit nvm, thats Ryan Erman

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2018, 09:39:58 AM »
I feel like when you go pro for a small company... ...you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Welcome outsells 90% of board brands in the industry. Maybe more.

But yeah, "pro as fuck" is embarrassingly bad to the point I almost like it.

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2018, 09:46:05 AM »
hes too good at real tricks to do that clown foot off wallride shit

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2018, 10:04:10 AM »
Man, I forgot how weird his part in Fetish is filmed. Like, calm down with all of the over-exaggerated French Fred angles. We get it, you're a "filmmaker." Otherwise, the part is pretty ripping.

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2018, 11:26:43 AM »
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I feel like when you go pro for a small company... ...you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."
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Welcome outsells 90% of board brands in the industry. Maybe more.

But yeah, "pro as fuck" is embarrassingly bad to the point I almost like it.

I thought "pro as fuck" was a joke this whole time! I didn't know I was using it and looking like an ass whole! Thought we were all in on the joke.
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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2018, 11:32:50 AM »
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.
"He's the good homie" is up there.

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2018, 11:46:41 AM »
is he fully on cons or nah? anyway dude rips

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2018, 11:52:08 AM »
is he fully on cons or nah? anyway dude rips

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Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2018, 11:56:44 AM »
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I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.
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"He's the good homie" is up there.

the good homie is the worst title to have. it's good to be the good one but good ones aren't always the goodest.
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