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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2018, 06:06:13 PM »
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can't watch kids skate no matter how good they are, they just don't look good on a board
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you can't watch Mariano in video days? I honestly feel sorry for you...
no, I never go back and rewatch that, pretty much never watch anything mariano

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2018, 06:07:51 PM »
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can't watch kids skate no matter how good they are, they just don't look good on a board
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you can't watch Mariano in video days? I honestly feel sorry for you...
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no, I never go back and rewatch that, pretty much never watch anything mariano
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2018, 06:09:39 PM »
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can't watch kids skate no matter how good they are, they just don't look good on a board
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you can't watch Mariano in video days? I honestly feel sorry for you...
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no, I never go back and rewatch that, pretty much never watch anything mariano
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sure does, nothing little kid about it despite his age when it was filmed

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2018, 06:40:49 PM »
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can't watch kids skate no matter how good they are, they just don't look good on a board
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you can't watch Mariano in video days? I honestly feel sorry for you...
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no, I never go back and rewatch that, pretty much never watch anything mariano


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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2018, 08:48:22 PM »
I liked watching Kader skate.  I bet he's holding on to some really good clips for baker 4 and will only get better from here.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2018, 09:40:04 PM »
I was holding out for Chocolate to make a Raven Tershy board with his face photoshopped onto Raven-Symoné's character Raven in That's So Raven. Unfortunately, even under Hershel Baltrotsky's art direction, it never panned out. Dreams get crushed.

But now, my anticipation is starting to rebuild for a future Darth Kader debut pro model. Baker, please - the moments when everything points in the right direction and the only answer is yes are few and far between, but this is one of those moments.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2018, 09:57:50 PM »
I liked watching Kader skate.  I bet he's holding on to some really good clips for baker 4 and will only get better from here.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2018, 10:10:16 PM »
Half the shots in this were butchered


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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2018, 12:34:17 AM »
As previously stated, shoutout to the half-impossible.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2018, 01:05:13 AM »
He is good, but the park footy killed the vibe in this edit. Especially the repetitive quarter tricks.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2018, 01:58:01 AM »
im 26 and he has a better flat ground 360 flip than me!
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2018, 04:42:43 AM »
I think the fisheye works against his favor, making his board look huge and his body look tiny.
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2018, 05:25:42 AM »
why is he wearing a Bayer shirt?

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2018, 05:57:14 AM »
he is sponsored by Bayer. he's the testimonial
of a new growth suppression drug, and as you
can see the medicament totally works without
any side effects. pharma corps are taking over.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2018, 07:27:51 AM »
why is he wearing a Bayer shirt?

That's a Baker shirt and it's brilliant. I'm definitely gonna try to get one of those myself even though I don't need t-shirts for years to come.  :D

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2018, 08:00:21 AM »
I think the fisheye works against his favor, making his board look huge and his body look tiny.

he's also riding close to a 9 inch board
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2018, 08:03:27 AM »

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2018, 09:34:07 AM »
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I think the fisheye works against his favor, making his board look huge and his body look tiny.
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he's also riding close to a 9 inch board

I'm 6' tall, wear a 10.5, and landing kickflips on a 9-inch Creature board I rode once is still one of my greatest accomplishments.

Good for this little dude.
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2018, 12:21:52 PM »
Love Kader, but a lot of the clips were ruined by some pretty atrocious filming.

Uncharacteristic of me to complain about, but yes it was that bad.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2018, 06:33:11 PM »
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can't watch kids skate no matter how good they are, they just don't look good on a board
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you can't watch Mariano in video days? I honestly feel sorry for you...
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Mouse part? Clips in virtual reality?
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2018, 07:25:42 PM »
  His Mouse part is alien.  -Even right now.  Higher level.
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2018, 03:29:17 AM »
I'm genuinely confused by all the Vader hype. He seems like a cool kid. Reynolgs rates him. But, from a raw talent perspective, there are dozens of young hungry kids that can outskate him.

Why is he put on such a high pedestal?
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2018, 03:50:43 AM »
Kader deff reminds me of Mariano in video days

and both on skatemental too!

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2018, 05:38:16 AM »
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why is he wearing a Bayer shirt?
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That's a Baker shirt and it's brilliant. I'm definitely gonna try to get one of those myself even though I don't need t-shirts for years to come.  :D
oh shit! obviously, it is indeed brilliant. need to get that myself!

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2018, 05:51:44 AM »
I'm genuinely confused by all the Vader hype. He seems like a cool kid. Reynolgs rates him. But, from a raw talent perspective, there are dozens of young hungry kids that can outskate him.

Why is he put on such a high pedestal?
andrew reynolds has white savior complex and he's saving the ghetto one skater at a time. except antwuan, he was willis. reynolds is philip drummond, stella is kimberly and kader is arnold. or dudley, he kinda looks more like dudley.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2018, 07:38:15 AM »
  His Mouse part is alien.  -Even right now.  Higher level.
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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2018, 08:51:54 AM »
I'm genuinely confused by all the Vader hype. He seems like a cool kid. Reynolgs rates him. But, from a raw talent perspective, there are dozens of young hungry kids that can outskate him.

Why is he put on such a high pedestal?
yeah I know looked like he had a hell of a time trying to get that heel flip all the way around and he can forget about catching it with how small he is

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2018, 09:35:58 AM »
Board seems to big for him, that's where the sluggish kid style comes from; it's like watching late 80s/early 90s street footy...like watching barbee kickflip in ban this.

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2018, 11:18:15 AM »
I'm genuinely confused by all the Vader hype. He seems like a cool kid. Reynolgs rates him. But, from a raw talent perspective, there are dozens of young hungry kids that can outskate him.

Why is he put on such a high pedestal?

It's 2018 and people still can't grasp the concept that skill is not everything in skateboarding.  There's a reason why people aren't hyped on the Blind skate team (and it isn't their lack of skill). 

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Re: Kader weak sauce
« Reply #59 on: April 06, 2018, 12:08:53 PM »
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I'm genuinely confused by all the Vader hype. He seems like a cool kid. Reynolgs rates him. But, from a raw talent perspective, there are dozens of young hungry kids that can outskate him.

Why is he put on such a high pedestal?
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It's 2018 and people still can't grasp the concept that skill is not everything in skateboarding.  There's a reason why people aren't hyped on the Blind skate team (and it isn't their lack of skill).

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