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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20130 on: July 27, 2018, 06:18:15 AM »
im hairy as fuck so i guess id be a little more lenient.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20131 on: July 27, 2018, 06:19:32 AM »
I knew a girl like that in Atlanta and I was into it with only her because she was weird and hot but had all that plus an ENORMOUS bush going on. Has to be a perfect storm.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20132 on: July 27, 2018, 06:21:30 AM »
this wasnt stubble on her armpits, it was fucking hairy.

she use to be clean shaved everywhere, i can only assume shit is running wild in those panties nowadays. she was always a great lay and lots of fun, man art school really changes people.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20133 on: July 27, 2018, 06:53:19 AM »
i don't like stubble but a little hair is nice. like half inch or so, where it's soft but not too long. starts getting too long, trim it for her w/ scissors.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20134 on: July 27, 2018, 01:30:07 PM »
the only time i ever faked an orgasm was when my friend had this chick he knew come down to my house for our halloween party to fuck me and i wasn't into it cause she was sloppy but my friend shamed me into fucking her since he set it all up, i felt i had to since he went through the trouble.

fast forward a few moments later and we're starting to get into fuck mode, i pull off her top and her titties went from firm to runny pile of mashed potatoes, they just fucking melted. i let that slide (literally) but when i took off her skirt it was full on jungle warfare. the hair was so long it had little curls, bitch looked like she glued a wig to her crotch. i humped cousin it for a bit then faked busting a nut so i could be done with it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20135 on: July 27, 2018, 02:02:39 PM »
There's a movement of sorts for women to not shave in my area, living in the strange quasi-hippy commune that is humboldt county. Personally it had come down to either get down with the jungle bush or rarely get laid.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20136 on: July 28, 2018, 02:31:09 AM »
I broke my wrist biking.

I was ripping (there is only 1 speed, and thats full retard), back wheel jammed between some cobble stone, chain popped off and my foot it the ground and I went flying. Took my entire body on my wrist and broke it clean off.
Surgery on monday. Recovery time is roughly 6 weeks.

I've never been in so much pain as when they were trying to stabilize it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20137 on: July 28, 2018, 11:40:01 PM »
This bullshit

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20138 on: July 29, 2018, 06:18:16 AM »
Stepped on a fucking rusty nail. First time doing so. Right through my shoe and maybe a half inch into my foot. Gonna gonget a tetanus shot. No skating on it either because itís tender as fuck.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20139 on: July 30, 2018, 03:55:31 AM »
the only time i ever faked an orgasm was when my friend had this chick he knew come down to my house for our halloween party to fuck me and i wasn't into it cause she was sloppy but my friend shamed me into fucking her since he set it all up, i felt i had to since he went through the trouble.

fast forward a few moments later and we're starting to get into fuck mode, i pull off her top and her titties went from firm to runny pile of mashed potatoes, they just fucking melted. i let that slide (literally) but when i took off her skirt it was full on jungle warfare. the hair was so long it had little curls, bitch looked like she glued a wig to her crotch. i humped cousin it for a bit then faked busting a nut so i could be done with it.

Is your friend a pimp?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20140 on: July 30, 2018, 12:56:30 PM »
My girlfriend got some new ugly picture frames and I couldn't stop thinking about how much I disliked them that I drilled holes into the wall for the wrong fucking orientation.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20142 on: August 01, 2018, 03:30:23 AM »
I had a flareup of anger and I think I called TNT a pussy and might have suggested that he doesínt deserve a pro shoe or board. I donít like to feel angry unless itís important/justified but lately iíve been very quick to anger.

Iím not apologizing though. Fuck you Tony either speak out against abuse or forever remain a silent bitch made ďproĒ skater.

I apologized, when you drink and slap no one wins.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20143 on: August 02, 2018, 04:04:06 PM »
Maybe when you drink and slap

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20144 on: August 02, 2018, 04:55:47 PM »
Maybe when you drink and slap
True, iíve been a bit of a mess lately.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20145 on: August 02, 2018, 05:15:06 PM »
car broke down this morning after a long night out, hungover as fuck , piss poor

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20146 on: August 03, 2018, 03:23:42 PM »
Completing FAFSA and schools being super anal about extra stuff
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20147 on: August 03, 2018, 06:53:53 PM »
Staying late at work for some bullshit which ends up ruining your night sesh

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20148 on: August 05, 2018, 02:44:44 PM »
My local park just got remodeled and it's pretty nice, but its always filled with insufferable drunk douchebags.
They come to the park in droves, drink, smoke, and just sit around on their bikes or on the ledges and talk endless shit to anyone that doesn't fit in. And then when they leave, the place is trashed with all the garbage they leave behind.

This is why I skate street 95% of the time, every time.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20149 on: August 06, 2018, 06:32:15 AM »
My wife has been having gnarly anxiety/ panic attacks for 3 days now. We have been to the ER, physician care, and she went to a crisis center last night... nothing seems to be helping. Iíve been doing all I can to help her but Iím getting exhausted as well. She stayed with her mom last night so I could rest up for work.. hopefully she starts feeling better soon.
Anyone have any tips for helping someone with these attacks?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20150 on: August 06, 2018, 07:33:50 AM »
My wife has been having gnarly anxiety/ panic attacks for 3 days now. We have been to the ER, physician care, and she went to a crisis center last night... nothing seems to be helping. Iíve been doing all I can to help her but Iím getting exhausted as well. She stayed with her mom last night so I could rest up for work.. hopefully she starts feeling better soon.
Anyone have any tips for helping someone with these attacks?
My wife was having pretty gnarly anxiety on the verge of panic attacks for months and the single thing that helped her most was yoga. She was a gymnast before she blew her knee out so she got good at it quick but it really helped her with the anxiety and panic by just doing something physical. I think as a longer term plan it's a good idea.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20151 on: August 06, 2018, 09:10:42 AM »
maybe CBD, make her smoke !

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20152 on: August 06, 2018, 09:32:44 AM »
maybe CBD, make her smoke !

Yep , a high CBD strain with moderate levels of thc usually helps

Cbn works even better for anxiety/panic attacks

Magnesium bisglycinate works well

Benzos work instantly but the potential for addiction is very high

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20153 on: August 06, 2018, 09:52:30 AM »
maybe CBD, make her smoke !
Kinda hesitant about her smoking, she had some weed brownies the night before the attacks started... she thinks the two are related

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20154 on: August 06, 2018, 10:06:01 AM »
They aren't.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20155 on: August 06, 2018, 10:07:58 AM »
or they were high THC ones, make her CBD brownies !

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20156 on: August 06, 2018, 10:48:38 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20157 on: August 06, 2018, 11:22:43 AM »
maybe CBD, make her smoke !
Kinda hesitant about her smoking, she had some weed brownies the night before the attacks started... she thinks the two are related
same thing happened to me with some edibles once. went to the ER and got some xanax i only took maybe 3 over the course of the next 2 days and i was fine but i cant even smoke anymore without getting anxiety

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20158 on: August 06, 2018, 11:26:20 AM »
maybe CBD, make her smoke !
Kinda hesitant about her smoking, she had some weed brownies the night before the attacks started... she thinks the two are related
same thing happened to me with some edibles once. went to the ER and got some xanax i only took maybe 3 over the course of the next 2 days and i was fine but i cant even smoke anymore without getting anxiety
i should clarify that i was also having anxiety/panic attacks for like 3 days straight before i went to the ER

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20159 on: August 06, 2018, 04:28:56 PM »
I think I have achilles tendonitis on my left foot where it connects to the heel, cause it's been hurting me to pop or to push (I'm goofy). I been off the board for like a month now and I'm super bummed, I don't even know when I'll be back to skating. I've been doing exercises and shit and its slowly getting better (i think) but I wish it just went away. I just bought like a sleeve/sock thing so hopefully I can skate in it.

I haven't gone to the doctor about it, which is dumb, but I really hate doctors and all that shit. I feel like a cloud is over my head